Memes for Ants (& Eye’s Most Still Enjoyed Thread)

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

I bought this today. My wife looked questioning.

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[Ants!]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

If Virginia wore a New Jersey, what did Delaware? Idaho, but Alaska!

Stole this and sent it to my wife and teen daughter. Let's see what they say!

 

[Mark]

Stole this and sent it to my wife and teen daughter. Let's see what they say!

You’re definitely getting either eye rolls or shit-talked for dad jokes.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

You’re definitely getting either eye rolls or shit-talked for dad jokes.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

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too mucb work for a joke

 

[Ants!]

This for some of yall. Not naming names lol

 

[Ants!]

too mucb work for a joke

 

[Ants!]

Tipping culture is so fucking stupid lol

 

[Fool's Requiem]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Mark]

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This is exactly what it was like when you were drunk posting.

 

[Ants!]

Sorry, found a fermented apple on the ground.

 

[Mark]

Sorry, found a fermented apple on the ground.

It happens to the best of us.

 

[Ants!]

Hell yeah it does

 

[Nae'blis]

Sorry, found a fermented apple on the ground.

@Acolyte Players looking at Short Order here...

 

[Mark]

Hell yeah it does

 

[Quagmire]

 

[shortkut]

John Wilkes Goose

 

[Nae'blis]

John Wilkes Booze

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

@Acolyte Players looking at Short Order here...

 

[Mark]

Dunno who these guys are, but, I bet @Quagmire is into their music.

 

[Ants!]

Washington D.C. "State" champs? I don't think so, buddy!!

 

[Mark]

Washington D.C. "State" champs? I don't think so, buddy!!

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The official sport of DC is cowardice. They've earned that title under the last few presidents.

 

[canadaguy]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[shortkut]

Just work stuff

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Nae'blis]

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[canadaguy]

Just work stuff

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I mean it's part of the system

 

[shortkut]

I mean it's part of the system

We strive for accuracy

 

[Ants!]

We strive for accuracy

You do?

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Nae'blis]

We strive for accuracy

Don't you mean accurassy?

 

[shortkut]

You do?

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He knows what he did to deserve it

 

[Quagmire]

@Ants!

 

[Mark]

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@Ants!

Not to be confused with masturbation, the act of self-pleasuring. Masterbation is like getting your Masters in jacking it.

 

[Ants!]

I love how it implies that jacking off in the staff bathroom is fine, just as long as they aren't paying you for it.

 

[Quagmire]

I love how it implies that jacking off in the staff bathroom is fine, just as long as they aren't paying you for it.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Mark]

 

[Jawneh]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Mark]

 

[canadaguy]

Yeah I was gonna say if there was skeet no fucking chance, but now I am interested