Celebrity Feet Thread

[Jon]

We're all in his bank now.

Spank bank?

 

[Ben]

what does it say about us that this is the second kink thread we’ve had this year

https://gwforums.com/threads/whats-something-weird-about-you-that-most-dont-know.1638/

(even if that last thread didn’t start as one, it eventually turned into that lol)

It says that I posted in both.

 

[Fire Queen]

i’m just waiting for us to delve beyond the surface level normie stuff. i bet no one else here even knows what objectum is

 

[Ben]

i’m just waiting for us to delve beyond the surface level normie stuff. i bet no one else here even knows what objectum is

Is that really a kink though? Definitely seems more in line with someone's sexuality instead of just what gets their rocks off, if you can be romantically attracted to objects too.

I generally consider kinks to be purely sexual desires. Like, me being polyamorous and being romantically attracted to multiple people isn't a kink. Shibari is.

 

[Quagmire]

i’m just waiting for us to delve beyond the surface level normie stuff

Better yet, what are you willing to do for the right amount of money or hotness ?

. i bet no one else here even knows what objectum is

Looked it up, weird but but like gross out weird

 

[shortkut]

i bet no one else here even knows what objectum is

I googled it so now I know

 

[Smacktard]

i’m just waiting for us to delve beyond the surface level normie stuff. i bet no one else here even knows what objectum is

 

[Crystal]

 

[Kat]

Seeing this thread reminded me of the general reaction when they had an episode of House of the Dragon with very tame foot stuff. Apparently graphic birthing scenes are fine, incest is fine, an uncle grooming his niece is fine, a dad marrying his daughter's best friend is fine. But then a lady let a dude rub one out while looking at her feet, and that was just too far. It still cracks me up.

 

[Jawneh]

All that tentacle stuff is just an advanced foot fetish, right?

 

[Quagmire]

Seeing this thread reminded me of the general reaction when they had an episode of House of the Dragon with very tame foot stuff. Apparently graphic birthing scenes are fine, incest is fine, an uncle grooming his niece is fine, a dad marrying his daughter's best friend is fine. But then a lady let a dude rub one out while looking at her feet, and that was just too far. It still cracks me up.

 

[shortkut]

All that tentacle stuff is just an advanced foot fetish, right?

Are tentacles arms or legs?

 

[Ben]

Are tentacles arms or legs?

Honestly, considering their use for manipulating objects, I'd liken them more to arms than legs.

But tentacles are also their means of conveyance, so they have to count as legs for transport.

So... Hands on the end of legs.

 

[Ben]

The other option is that octopus only ever do handstands.

EDIT: Shit, should just be the next topic for the court, are tentacles arms/legs.

 

[Smacktard]

Tentacles are mainly used for grasping, so I submit that they are more arm-like than leg-like.

 

[A Maybe Baker]

Tentacles are mainly used for grasping, so I submit that they are more arm-like than leg-like.

Monkey tails are arms.

 

[Smacktard]

Monkey tails are arms.

Monkey tails are legs?

 

[Ben]

Monkey tails are spines.

 

[A Maybe Baker]

Monkey tails are legs?

(not all appendages are arms or legs)

 

[Kat]

(not all appendages are arms or legs)

Tentacles are tails?

 

[Smacktard]

Exactly, so why use the monkey tail example? I thought we were discussing whether tentacles were more arm-like or leg-like.

 

[Jawneh]

Are tentacles arms or legs?

If Dragon Ball accurately describes octopi, one of them is also a penis.

Honestly, considering their use for manipulating objects, I'd liken them more to arms than legs.

But tentacles are also their means of conveyance, so they have to count as legs for transport.

So... Hands on the end of legs.

Apes have hands at the bottom of their legs. We're derived from them. It's all the same in the end. You just specialize in using your legs in different ways.

 

[Kat]

I kinda like the tail comparison.
Can be used for conveyance, check
Very bendy, check
No digits on the end, check

 

[Smacktard]

If I had a tail, I'd definitely use it for jerkin. Can't say the same about tentacles though.

 

[Jawneh]

If I had a tail, I'd definitely use it for jerkin. Can't say the same about tentacles though.

Everyone would also know as you'd want to shave your tail to get that nice slick feeling.

 

[shortkut]

 

[Kat]

Everyone would also know as you'd want to shave your tail to get that nice slick feeling.

Is this why our palms have no hair?

 

[Jawneh]

Is this why our palms have no hair?

I shouldn't have to explain how bad it feels when stray pieces of hair get in the way.

 

[Smacktard]

You could put your hands behind your head and lay back vacation-style while you use your tail to crank one out. That would be peak relaxation.

 

[A Maybe Baker]

Exactly, so why use the monkey tail example? I thought we were discussing whether tentacles were more arm-like or leg-like.

Because you described a not arm/leg as more one than the other, so I gave another example of one that fit your definition that clearly doesn't dictate arm/leg.

Tentacles are neither, like tails are nether.

 

[dimmerwit]

Tentacles are separate to arms and legs.

An octopus has 8 arms and no tentacles.

 

[Smacktard]

Because you described a not arm/leg as more one than the other, so I gave another example of one that fit your definition that clearly doesn't dictate arm/leg.

Tentacles are neither, like tails are nether.

They're referred to both as arms and as legs, though.

 

[Jawneh]

Tentacles are neither, like tails are nether.

They're referred to both as arms and as legs, though.

Tails are definitely in the nether region though.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

All that tentacle stuff is just an advanced foot fetish, right?

don't you dare fucking ruin tentacle porn for me...

 

[Quagmire]

I can pick up things with my toes

 

[A Maybe Baker]

They're referred to both as arms and as legs, though.

I can refer to your face as a butt, does that make your face a butt?



Cephalopods have both arms and tentacles, so calling tentacles arms doesn't work.

 

[Smacktard]

I can refer to your face as a butt, does that make your face a butt?

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Cephalopods have both arms and tentacles, so calling tentacles arms doesn't work.

Holy fucko, TIL. I didnt realize these were different things for squids and octopuses.

 

[Quagmire]

I can refer to your face as a butt, does that make your face a butt?

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Cephalopods have both arms and tentacles, so calling tentacles arms doesn't work.

More suckers more fun

 

[A Maybe Baker]

Holy fucko, TIL. I didnt realize these were different things for squids and octopuses.

Yeah and tentacles are a lot crazier than most people believe.

Also sadly there are no legs in this equation. So if the argument is "what are the things octopi and squids have, arms or legs?" then the answer is arms!

 

[dimmerwit]

octopi

 

[Ben]

Thing's stand-in.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Spoiler: NSFW????

 

[Tommy Boy]

I knew this wasn't about feet because there were so many posts so I don't go on the list

 

[Jawneh]

Spoiler: NSFW????

That's kind of trippy to watch.

 

[Smacktard]

I knew this wasn't about feet because there were so many posts so I don't go on the list

I think you thought there would be LOTS of feet posts, you sicko

 

[Ben]

That's kind of trippy to watch.

You know what else will make you trip?

Feet.

 

[Smacktard]

We need a feet reaction. For... reasons....

 

[Kat]

View attachment 21581

Cephalopods have both arms and tentacles, so calling tentacles arms doesn't work.

Where the suckers are located seems a weird way to delineate arms from tentacles.

I knew this wasn't about feet because there were so many posts so I don't go on the list

Haha, that's why I clicked too. This thread had enough replies that I couldn't help but be curious what was going on. Although I can't claim I was confident this wasn't actually about feet.

 

[A Maybe Baker]

Where the suckers are located seems a weird way to delineate arms from tentacles.

Don't think that's what it's saying. It's saying they serve different purposes/functions but that an easy way to tell the difference between them is the location of the suckers.

 

[Tommy Boy]

Hall of Shame:
Mark
The Eye In The Sky!
VashTheStampede
shortkut
Jon
Jawneh
dimmerwit
Fire Queen
Nae'blis
canadaguy
Quagmire
BigDaddy
TD
Gloom-is-good
Fools Requiem
Benzine
Friel
Alu
Kat
You????

Hall of Cool:
Tommy Boy
Shadow.
Tubby23

I fixed it since I'm not on the hall of shame list. I wasn't sure if this was known info. Anyway, since I'm not on the hall of shame list, I'm on the other list. Of cool.

So is Vash now actually because lists

VashTheStampede
BEN

OK so to clarify I am not on the shame list, feet should be legally required to be removed and disposed of. Nubs are fine. I am not on the shame list. Am cool.


OK.