Celebrity Feet Thread
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If you go tickling your pickle out in public that's a crime, as is jerking on your gherkin or plugging your ass with lime. But don't think to shame the kink of someone horny for fork tines, just because they like to clink metal, whacking it supine.
I think we could have done better.
So go row to and fro on a boat that you float over waves of consenting hos. You know down deep that what you reap is what you sow, like a fire alarm that beeps because the battery's low.
Now perhaps you'll be more open, a bit more likely to evolve, not to shame a bro for thinking fur might give some quaint resolve. Everybody's got a kink, that's the truth it's indivisible, like taking off your shoes while inflating your dirigible.
(My kids have been driving me crazy today, so once they finally went to sleep, my brain had to dump pent up words
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I forgot to quote this along with my post, but;
"Cummissionary Gordon, I came as fast as I could."
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I need to fix the last bit, but for not using AI to write that at all, it kind of works.
But why not metal?
Power metal?
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