YUGE Presidential Memes thread

[Mark]

Look, I can’t keep spamming up the CE thread with my bullshit or else Alu is gonna put me in time-out. We have an election coming up here in America, in case you’ve been living under a rock or doing your absolute best ostrich impersonation like @The Eye in the Sky! over there, we have …people… running for office and their platforms are …things…, so we have an important decision to make.

With that said, drop those presidential memes and let’s have a vote we all can agree on… which one of these dipshits produces the best memes.

I’ll lead off with this fella, since he’s not technically in the race:



But… here are the other assholes.

Obligatory pop culture reference:



Annnd some good ol’ fashioned singling out…





But seriously… they suck.

 

[Ben]

I'm sure this has been made before, but your first one just made me feel this meme format in my bones.

 

[Mark]

I'm sure this has been made before, but your first one just made me feel this meme format in my bones.

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I feel like my first post was aimed more towards Biden, but he’s most recent in my folder, so I’ve gotta go further back for any “good” Trump material.

I forgot this Biden one, though…



Food for thought…




Anyway…

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Mark]

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This aged GREAT.

 

[shortkut]

 

[shortkut]

 

[Smacktard]

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I've seen this but I don't get it

 

[shortkut]

I've seen this but I don't get it

He cut his own ear

Van Gogh painting

Self-Portrait with Bandaged Ear - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

Someone needs to make me a Phil hellmuth "I can dodge bullets, baby" Trump meme.

 

[Rachel]

How do people make these so fucking fast

 

[Mark]

How do people make these so fucking fast

Boredom. This one shoulda been someone else… not sure who, but, the angry liberal just doesn’t cut it for me.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I dislike her face

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Mark]

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[Mark]

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Meanwhile, dipshits get SWAT teams sent after other dipshits because of video games on the regular by barely contributing much more than an anonymous tip. Wild how that works.

 

[Mark]

I swear…

 

[VashTheStampede]

President Soyjak

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Jon]

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I swear…

By the moon and the stars in the sky....

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[Mark]

(I’d rather not, never was a fan of cuntry like that.)

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[Mark]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[Mark]

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The art of the deal. Substitute only two letters and save money on the new stamp die for the shirts. Yuge savings.

 

[Ben]

 

[Mark]

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Finally someone else noticed it.

 

[Ben]

Finally someone else noticed it.

Honestly I got a bit confused after seeing the "Trump has been shot" thing soon after that post, thinking I was reading this meme crap but couldn't reconcile that it was on Google News.

Anyway, I can't keep seeing that "shot at during campaign event" thread title and not think D&D, so this is cleansing my mind. I couldn't stand to read many "top 75 dumb Trump quotes" though so this is what you get.

 

[Jon]

Even when he rolls a 1, no one saw it, so it's a 20.

 

[Ben]

Even when he rolls a 1, no one saw it, so it's a 20.

Fake rolls.

 

[Mark]

 

[Quagmire]

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Shit, Im on the FBI watch list now!!

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[Smacktard]

Even MyPillow products affected by shrinkflation

 

[Mark]

And, I’m sorry, this one was just dumb funny, not even funny funny…

 

[Quagmire]

 

[VashTheStampede]

TIL I speak Norwegian

 

[shortkut]

TIL I speak Norwegian

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[Ben]

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While I acknowledge this is Palpatine, for some reason I cannot help but also see Death from Bill & Ted.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Nancy Pelosi supposedly trying to get Biden to drop off the ticket...

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[Quagmire]