Zell Wolf Wolf Job System - Day 1

[Fool's Requiem]

Edit: I definitely want to use this for the "this gonna get good" gag in the future.

 

[shortkut]

It would be funny if a flower child fucked up the shadow lynch for the wolves…

 

[Fool's Requiem]

It would be funny if a flower child fucked up the shadow lynch for the wolves…

I feel like it's going to be hard to anticipate. It could be me, Alu, or Vash, or maybe someone they found that poses a serious threat to them.

then the FC has to get lucky

 

[shortkut]

Just tell Zell you want to use it on whomever is selected

 

[Benzine]

I feel like it's going to be hard to anticipate. It could be me, Alu, or Vash, or maybe someone they found that poses a serious threat to them.

then the FC has to get lucky

why on earth would it be any of you three

 

[shortkut]

We all know I’m dying for the meme

 

[Benzine]

time for you to talk shortkut. what is your role.

 

[shortkut]

time for you to talk shortkut. what is your role.

I am jailer until the day phase ends. I already put in my request last night to become farmer when Zell wouldn’t let me jail anyone on night 0

 

[shortkut]

I am jailer until the day phase ends. I already put in my request last night to become farmer when Zell wouldn’t let me jail anyone on night 0

But I also cannot jail anyone now because come nightfall I’m not a jailer, so I’m just a jailer in name only. If I die before night, I show as a jailer. If I die over night or tomorrow, I show farmer

 

[shortkut]

I’m going to try this no lying thing again

 

[Benzine]

it's a great way to play

thank you for sharing shortkut, 3.5 believability points to you

 

[Benzine]

what role do you want to become?

 

[shortkut]

what role do you want to become?

 

[Benzine]

i am going to vote for alu now

 

[Benzine]

@shortkut, where is the best valued gain in switching? the witch line looks really strong to me to walk into each day

 

[Benzine]

but getting priest super quick seems strong. especially towards end game.

 

[shortkut]

@shortkut, where is the best valued gain in switching? the witch line looks really strong to me to walk into each day

The value is in your enjoyment of the role and game.

Witch probably has the most strategic value, because you can kill or protect
Bell ringer has strong nostalgic value
Gunner can go blasting

 

[Fool's Requiem]

why on earth would it be any of you three

Well, I guess maybe not Vash as there's a chance he's the Fool, but either me or Alu could be easy lynches if Alu is not a wolf as at least one person is voting for the two of us...

 

[Benzine]

one person can't vote for both of you

 

[shortkut]

one person can't vote for both of you

Not with that attitude. Zell gives me special treatment so I could give it a shot if I wanted to

 

[Benzine]

voting to kill alu i hope you all do the same and i hope alu is bad good night

 

[VashTheStampede]

I'm awake!

 

[Jawneh]

I'm awake!

Whoa, me too!

 

[Jawneh]

This is kind of awkward that you're here now Vash. I was just going to suggest to everyone, that if Alu is not a bad song, the wolves should really consider eating you, or we'll end up second guessing ourselves in case of a fool and stop lynching people. Whoops.

 

[VashTheStampede]

This is kind of awkward that you're here now Vash. I was just going to suggest to everyone, that if Alu is not a bad song, the wolves should really consider eating you, or we'll end up second guessing ourselves in case of a fool and stop lynching people. Whoops.

I'll just pretend i didn't see that and we can move on with our days

 

[Jawneh]

Why are you up so early Vash? I had to be to work for 5. What's your excuse?

 

[Quagmire]

I'm awake!

 

[VashTheStampede]

Why are you up so early Vash? I had to be to work for 5. What's your excuse?

End of period inventory. Gotta count every single item in my department

 

[Jawneh]

End of period inventory. Gotta count every single item in my department

Gotta count every single fucking pistachio in the bin eh?

I never minded inventory when the inventory was already fairly logically organized. And boy have I seen a shitshow as well.

 

[dimmerwit]

Imagine the poor guy doing all the rice.

"One grain, two grains..."

 

[VashTheStampede]

Lot of bulk rice bins in your parts?

Rack of empty bags next to it and a big metal scoop?

 

[Zell 17]

Lot of bulk rice bins in your parts?

Rack of empty bags next to it and a big metal scoop?

We had those with nuts until covid. I miss the nut bins

 

[Quagmire]

I miss the nut bins

Me to, which is why I visit your mom

Probably not wise to take shots at the GM's mom, oh well

 

[Zell 17]

Guys Quagmire is the Instigator

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Guys Quagmire is the Instigator

and he's doing a fantastic job

 

[A PineSol Scent]

Imagine the poor guy doing all the rice.

"One grain, two grains..."

Why wouldn't it just be done by weight

 

[dimmerwit]

As a customer I demand my rice by the grain and the customer is always right!

 

[Christina]

As a customer I demand my rice by the grain and the customer is always right!

The customer is always right in matters of taste.

 

[VashTheStampede]

One thing I liked about working at Target was customers were called guests.

I assume that was because Target knew these fuckers are never right.

 

[Christina]

One thing I liked about working at Target was customers were called guests.

I assume that was because Target knew these fuckers are never right.

And you can ask a guest to leave.

 

[Quagmire]

and he's doing a fantastic job

 

[Quagmire]

One thing I liked about working at Target was customers were called guests.

I assume that was because Target knew these fuckers are never right.

Former target employee too!

We were told because it sounds more welcoming

 

[dimmerwit]

Why do your stores have greeters?

I went to one here recently and an employee was near the door and I had to wait for someone else brave enough to go in to because I thought it was closed.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Why do your stores have greeters?

I went to one here recently and an employee was near the door and I had to wait for someone else brave enough to go in to because I thought it was closed.

To seem welcoming to the nice people and to let the bad people know they're being watched

 

[Ants!]

 

[A PineSol Scent]

Back in the day when I worked at Shaws I remember a customer coming up to me and asking

"Can I get this ice cream for half price?"
"Is it on sale?"
"No. I just don't want to pay full price"

Not sure why they thought a high schooler would be the right person to change prices on a whim. So typically speaking customers are pretty dumb.

 

[Jawneh]

I just took 2 of my 3 days off for next week. Burned my sick days.

Rest of my earned time I'll get a payout. Feels good.

 

[Christina]

So at this point, if Benzine is a townie, don't we all have to vote what he voted to even have a chance of winning the vote?

 

[Ben]

I only ever worked overnight flow at Target, tactically so I'd never have to interact with customers, except for the height of winter when they're open later. Even then it's easy enough to be busy unpacking boxes and zoning.

So at this point, if Benzine is a townie, don't we all have to vote what he voted to even have a chance of winning the vote?

I don't feel confident in voting for anyone, really. My vote is on Alu still, after Vash accused us both, but honestly I don't fully believe Alu killed over Vash just spinning deceit.

Benzine was voting Fool's, but smacked of headhunter. That would therefore mean that Vash couldn't be Fool, but it's still a gamble that both Vash and Benzine aren't wolves.

I'll be leaving my vote on Alu, but I'd assume this is going to shake out to no lynching and we're just giving them a free meal.

Edit: upstate NY got a snow day, so I don't have to drag my daughter to the bus stop. Yay.

 

[Local Hero]

End of period inventory. Gotta count every single item in my department

"I picked a bad day to start working in the bulk rice department"