Wolf - choose your role edition

[shortkut]

Doesn't the Arsonist burn before the wolf kill?

 

[dimmerwit]

I just love chaos.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

 

[Smacktard]

vote benzine, shoot shortkut, fuck alu

okay now all of your turns

 

[Fool's Requiem]

why does this gif pop up in the results for "fucking"?

 

[A Punched Face]

So if kut is admitting headhunter that confirms I'm town. That would explain why Kelly now wants to fuck me.

 

[shortkut]

why does this gif pop up in the results for "fucking"?

Spike!

 

[Smacktard]

why does this gif pop up in the results for "fucking"?

if you dont eat it like that, ur doin it wrong

 

[shortkut]

So if kut is admitting headhunter that confirms I'm town. That would explain why Kelly now wants to fuck me.

Doesn’t explain why he wants me dead. I win with the town unless you get lynched, so I’m not a threat

 

[Smacktard]

Doesn’t explain why he wants me dead. I win with the town unless you get lynched, so I’m not a threat

because i think you're using the headhunter excuse as a convenient out for being fingered as a wolf

 

[shortkut]

because i think you're using the headhunter excuse as a convenient out for being fingered as a wolf

 

[Ants!]

fuck alu

okay

 

[Ants!]

RIP Ben

 

[shortkut]

because i think you're using the headhunter excuse as a convenient out for being fingered as a wolf

You called me a wolf after I was trying hard for the second day to get Alu lunched, so your timelines is wrong

 

[Kat]

Doesn't the Arsonist burn before the wolf kill?

Yeah, I wrote them in the wrong order. I also added a note that I didn't rework the results of any other action due to Ben "dying later" so don't try to overthink it.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Yeah, I wrote them in the wrong order. I also added a note that I didn't rework the results of any other action due to Ben "dying later" so don't try to overthink it.

IM OVERTHINKING

 

[Fool's Requiem]

IM OVERTHINKING

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[Smacktard]

You called me a wolf after I was trying hard for the second day to get Alu lunched, so your timelines is wrong

Yeah, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not 100% sure, but it's possible you were just trying to get a strong player lynched so that you could go "oopsie woopsie my bad"

 

[shortkut]

Yeah, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not 100% sure, but it's possible you were just trying to get a strong player lynched so that you could go "oopsie woopsie my bad"

I would never go “oopsie woopsie”… I’d say “whoopsie daisy”

 

[Smacktard]

I would never go “oopsie woopsie”… I’d say “whoopsie daisy”

Good point. Discard my theory entirely, then.

goodnight dangerous town i love you

 

[shortkut]

Good point. Discard my theory entirely, then.

goodnight dangerous town i love you

 

[A Punched Face]

I would never go “oopsie woopsie”… I’d say “whoopsie daisy”

This is the most convincing argument you've made in a game of wolf ever.

 

[Kat]

Some clarifications since I've been asked these things a few times:
Being jailed is like usual protection, where it only prevents regular wolf and SK attacks. Townies can still attack people in jail, and all other abilities would work as usual (avenger/avenger wolf can kill a jailed player, red lady can visit them, witch potions will work, etc.).
Roles that typically have an extra life now have two extra lives, resulting in three lives total.
Solo roles can kill each other in jail, even if they're both the same role.
Headhunter targets are not evil roles, but they may not be town. It's possible they are a fool or headhunter instead.

 

[Ants!]

Ben's death reminded me of a joke my 9 year old autistic son made in the carpool line this morning:

Why did the cow die?

To get steak.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Good point. Discard my theory entirely, then.

goodnight dangerous town i love you

yessss, someone posted the clip on YT, I'm so happy.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Why did the cow die?

To get steak.

Worth it

 

[VashTheStampede]

Goddamnit now i want a steak

 

[Fool's Requiem]

stake?

why don't we have a vampire role?

 

[shortkut]

Ben's death reminded me of a joke my 9 year old autistic son made in the carpool line this morning:

Why did the cow die?

To get steak.

My 3 year old: why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it wanted ice cream!!! Can I have ice cream?

 

[A Punched Face]

My 3 year old: why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it wanted ice cream!!! Can I have ice cream?

Smart kid chicken

 

[Ants!]

My 3 year old: why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it wanted ice cream!!! Can I have ice cream?

That one deserved some ice cream.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

 

[Kat]

I haven't gotten a single bit of work done today.

 

[A Punched Face]

Headhunter targets are not evil roles, but they may not be town. It's possible they are a fool or headhunter instead.

Okay so I guess I'm not guaranteed to be town at this point from all your perspectives, but I'm guaranteed to not be a wolf or SK.

 

[shortkut]

Okay so I guess I'm not guaranteed to be town at this point from all your perspectives, but I'm guaranteed to not be a wolf or SK.

Can we just lynch you to prove it?

 

[VashTheStampede]

Can we just lynch you to prove it?

Not if I can help it!*

*: I don't know if I can help it

 

[Ants!]

Sorry I couldn't have been a more accommodating host. Jail cell bunks aren't too comfy.

WAIT!

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Do you know what this means?

 

[shortkut]

WAIT!

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Do you know what this means?

 

[Kat]

WAIT!

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Do you know what this means?

That the jail security is terrible?

 

[Ants!]

No, that I quite literally went to Horny Jail.

 

[Kat]

I wish I could give every laughing reaction simultaneously to that.

 

[A Punched Face]

Can we just lynch you to prove it?

Nope, that's a bad call.

Also I guess that means both Kelly and I are town and me trying to shoot him would have been a bad plan with his uber strong abilities.

 

[shortkut]

Nope, that's a bad call.

Also I guess that means both Kelly and I are town and me trying to shoot him would have been a bad plan with his uber strong abilities.

 

[A Punched Face]

If the wolves kill me at night I'll allow you to symbolically lynch me tomorrow.

 

[shortkut]

If the wolves kill me at night I'll allow you to symbolically lynch me tomorrow.

I’ll take it

 

[Quagmire]

Quagmire shoots Alu

 

[Kat]

Quagmire shoots Alu! Alu has died. Alu was the Beast Hunter.

 

[Quagmire]

Quagmire shoots Alu! Alu has died. Alu was the Beast Hunter.

 

[Kat]

Two outta three ain't bad.