Wolf - choose your role edition

[A Punched Face]

I targeted Alu and I was told it didn’t work

Targeted with what? If you're a townie and targeted me with a death maker I should be dead.

 

[shortkut]

Targeted with what? If you're a townie and targeted me with a death maker I should be dead.

With a potion. You’re alive so you’re alpha on somehow someone screwed it up with all the shit happening

 

[A Punched Face]

With a potion. You’re alive so you’re alpha on somehow someone screwed it up with all the shit happening

Then something is screwed up lol. I'm definitely a townie.

 

[shortkut]

Then something is screwed up lol. I'm definitely a townie.

As a witch, I am actually a witch doctor, so I will determine this upon completion of your autopsy

 

[A Punched Face]

As a witch, I am actually a witch doctor, so I will determine this upon completion of your autopsy

You sure you sent the death potion my way and not the protect potion?

 

[shortkut]

You sure you sent the death potion my way and not the protect potion?

That would be a goof

 

[A Punched Face]

That would be a goof

Maybe you should double check your messages with the host

 

[Smacktard]

I told y'all Alu was a baddie

Quagmire, fire!

 

[A Punched Face]

I told y'all Alu was a baddie

Quagmire, fire!

Hold up ya dummy. Kut may have screwed this one up

 

[Smacktard]

Hold up ya dummy. Kut may have screwed this one up

Now that I think about it, that is the most likely explanation, after all.

 

[A Punched Face]

Especially because he refused to say "I sent a kill potion" specifically when asked

 

[Christina]

Are you?

 

[Ants!]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

there is gasoline everywhere.

it fucking reeks.

 

[Ants!]

there is gasoline everywhere.

it fucking reeks.

WHAT IS THIS? GASOLINE FOR ANTS!? (god I hope not lol)

 

[shortkut]

Maybe you should double check your messages with the host

Not only are you suggesting I read, but re-read? Fuck you. Doubling down on my vote

 

[VashTheStampede]

there is gasoline everywhere.

it fucking reeks.

Fuckin Skarsgards, they're everywhere

 

[A Punched Face]

Not only are you suggesting I read, but re-read? Fuck you. Doubling down on my vote

I mean the lack of you wanting to clear this up kind of speaks volumes.

 

[Ants!]

@Quagmire SHOOT SOMEBODY YOU HAVE TWO MORE

 

[shortkut]

I mean the lack of you wanting to clear this up kind of speaks volumes.

It’s a meta game and I’m the headhunting witch doctor. I don’t need to do anything

 

[Smacktard]

oh man oh man oh man

me, alu, or shortkut

who's gonna get it first man???

the excitement!

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Quagmire could just shoot two of you at once and we get all sorts of answers.

 

[shortkut]

I’d rather lynch Alu, but we can kill him with a gun too

 

[A Punched Face]

Kelly wanted to get shot last night in jail so maybe take him as tribute.

 

[A Punched Face]

I’d rather lynch Alu, but we can kill him with a gun too

This is very headhunter behavior.

 

[Smacktard]

Quagmire could just shoot two of you at once and we get all sorts of answers.

i like this idea

my new working theory is that they killed the witch last night and shortkut did an identity swap
i think the second wolf kill was directed at alu, and it flubbed

 

[shortkut]

i like this idea

my new working theory is that they killed the witch last night and shortkut did an identity swap
i think the second wolf kill was directed at alu, and it flubbed

Then why would I be so gung-ho about killing him?

 

[A Punched Face]

Then why would I be so gung-ho about killing him?

Because you're a headhunter?

 

[Kat]

@Ben is arguing that I unjustly killed him in the last game, so he should get a free life in this one. I can neither confirm nor deny any mistakes in previous games, but I will acquiesce to his request because I'm a kind GM. This means last night's actions instead went this way:

TD dies from a witch potion! TD was the ???
With TD's penultimate breath, he attacks Ben! A merciful god saved Ben, so he did not die.
With TD's final breath, he kills Tommy Boy! Tommy Boy was the ???

Local Hero died to the wolves! Local Hero was the ???
The arsonist burned! Ben has died! Ben was the ???

The alpha wolf has been hit!

I hope you are satisfied with the results of your request, Ben.

(I ignored any cascading effects from Ben dying later, don't read too much into it)

 

[Smacktard]

Then why would I be so gung-ho about killing him?

idk. why would you be so coy about which potion you used on him?

 

[Smacktard]

lmao

 

[shortkut]

idk. why would you be so coy about which potion you used on him?

Because I want him dead

 

[A Punched Face]

lmao

 

[shortkut]

Because you're a headhunter?

I’ve been called worse things

 

[A Punched Face]

Because I want him dead

You voted for me yesterday as well. Day 1 voting for me, made up story about a potion not working.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Welcome back, Ben???

 

[shortkut]

@Quagmire just shoot Alu so I can start looking for wolves and solos. Once he dies I become townie

 

[Smacktard]

You voted for me yesterday as well. Day 1 voting for me, made up story about a potion not working.

Would be a risky move as a non-wolf to claim witch. He doesn't know for sure another witch had died. Only a wolf could pull off a lie like that IMO.

 

[A Punched Face]

@Quagmire just shoot Alu so I can start looking for wolves and solos. Once he dies I become townie

lmao not a witch confirmed.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

that's twice I fucked up reading... ben still ded.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

lmao not a witch confirmed.

 

[VashTheStampede]

@Ben is arguing that I unjustly killed him in the last game, so he should get a free life in this one. I can neither confirm nor deny any mistakes in previous games, but I will acquiesce to his request because I'm a kind GM. This means last night's actions instead went this way:

TD dies from a witch potion! TD was the ???
With TD's penultimate breath, he attacks Ben! A merciful god saved Ben, so he did not die.
With TD's final breath, he kills Tommy Boy! Tommy Boy was the ???

Local Hero died to the wolves! Local Hero was the ???
The arsonist burned! Ben has died! Ben was the ???

The alpha wolf has been hit!

I hope you are satisfied with the results of your request, Ben.

(Ants, don't take any info about Ben's role from this, even though technically he would've died after your visit in this case.)

Oh ok this solves all my problems

 

[shortkut]

Would be a risky move as a non-wolf to claim witch. He doesn't know for sure another witch had died. Only a wolf could pull off a lie like that IMO.

We can be any role we want. There could be 10 witches

 

[dimmerwit]

I changed the spreadsheet at the start of the day to Kat Chaos Wolf and I'm glad I did.

 

[VashTheStampede]

We can be any role we want. There could be 10 witches

We could even be a boat

 

[Smacktard]

We can be any role we want. There could be 10 witches

there would be more potions going around, though, and you'd have to invent another story for where your other potion went (note: this would not go over well)

 

[shortkut]

We could even be a boat

 

[shortkut]

there would be more potions going around, though, and you'd have to invent another story for where your other potion went (note: this would not go over well)

All lies aside, I want Alu dead via lynch. Read into it what you want. My role has already been guessed this day phase

 

[Smacktard]

We could even be a boat

 

[dimmerwit]

Doesn't the Arsonist burn before the wolf kill?