Whose Line, Scenes From a Hat - NEW GAME

[Fool's Requiem]

"Hello from the cockpit, this is your Captain speaking. As you can see, it appears we are going down. Now would be the time to reflect on your life and pray to whatever deity you believe in. Thank you for choosing City Airlines. We know you have a choice in airlines, and it looks like you made the wrong one."

 

[Crystal]

"Hello from the cockpit, this is your Captain speaking. As you can see, it appears we are going down. Now would be the time to reflect on your life and pray to whatever deity you believe in. Thank you for choosing City Airlines. We know you have a choice in airlines, and it looks like you made the wrong one."

 

[Benzine]

If you look out of your left window in about a minute… you’ll see me, bye.

 

[Smacktard]

Yeah, so, good news for me: apparently budget airlines like this one don't really do background checks for their pilots hahaha... wait, is this thing on??

 

[Webster]

Check out the puppies on that woman in Aisle 4.

 

[Cole]

Check out the puppies on that woman in Aisle 4.

negative 1 million again for quoting the show again.

 

[canadaguy]

No way, it was totally your turn to check the fuel levels

 

[shortkut]

Which switch makes it go up?

 

[Tubby23]

What lap do we get new tyres and fuel?

 

[Jon]

Do a barrel roll.

 

[Cole]

I'm not awarding any points. nothing made Tom and I laugh.

graffiti in an airport men's bathroom.

(yes Tom and I are at an airport.)

 

[Smacktard]

I'm not awarding any points. nothing made Tom and I laugh.

graffiti in an airport men's bathroom.

(yes Tom and I are at an airport.)

Tom and Cole broke in this stall, 9/29/23

 

[Tubby23]

Call shortkut for a good time

 

[Crystal]

Don't order the lobster...3 days...3 fucking days...

 

[Cole]

Call shortkut for a good time

*shortkut and Cole are front row at a Red Sox game*

BEST DAY EVER

 

[Jon]

1/5 Do not poop here - No Mr. Hankey

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

Just dropped a third a-bomb

 

[canadaguy]

Departures only

 

[Jon]

Exit only

 

[Foxy]

You may as well sit, our crabs can jump 5'

 

[Fool's Requiem]

"Cole is a wolf. That's it. That's all I will be posting."

 

[Crystal]

This smells better than my spirit airlines flight.

 

[Smacktard]

Experiencing some turbulence in here

 

[Tubby23]

@Cole new prompt?

 

[Cole]

sorry, I have a super bad cold. @BigDaddy or @The Eye in the Sky! I give you the reigns for now

 

[BigDaddy]

New prompt:

Inappropriate things to say at a funeral.

 

[Tubby23]

Gee, he's stiffer than a honeymooner

 

[Jon]

Where's the cold ones!??

 

[shortkut]

Do you validate parking?

 

[BigDaddy]

Good luck finding the others!

 

[Smacktard]

Geez why so grim? Come on guys, let's put the "fun" in "funeral"!

 

[shortkut]

Just think of it as gaining a guest room

 

[Crystal]

Man, I'd kill for a drink right now.

 

[Tubby23]

Planking is so 2013

 

[Smacktard]

Oh, I'm fantastic, thanks! How are you doing?

 

[Jon]

Good day to be alive isn't it!?

 

[Benzine]

Welcome to the auction for *checks toe tag* Kelly Smacktard.

 

[Foxy]

Do you think it's too soon to ask the widow out?

 

[Smacktard]

With a face like that, it really ought to have been a closed casket.

 

[BigDaddy]

Ok ok round's over, you dirty dogs.

@shortkut gets 200 points for the parking validation line. I overlooked it at first, but the more I thought about it the more I enjoyed the absurdity surrounding that scenario. It also made me think of "just stamp the ticket" guy from the Simpsons.

@Smacktard gets 50 points because I was also thinking of a way to incorporate putting the "fun" in "funeral."

@Benzine gets 50 points too.

New prompt:

Honest movie taglines.

 

[Tubby23]

Titanic - there was room on the door

 

[shortkut]

I don’t think anything could ever beat

Spaceballs 2: the search for more money

 

[Smacktard]

Mission Impossible: It's actually possible

 

[BigDaddy]

Jurassic Park: They shouldn't have.

 

[Crystal]

Fast Franchise: Something something Family, something something ex-wrestler cameo

 

[Smacktard]

Showgirls: You're all just here to see tits

 

[Jon]

Armageddon - Where a group of oil driller will save your life in outer space

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

Napoleon Dynamite: the only known footage of Idaho

 

[Cole]

Idiocracy: It wasn't meant to be a guide.

 

[Jon]

Idiocracy: It wasn't meant to be a guide.

Fucking win right here.