Whose Line, Scenes From a Hat - NEW GAME

[Cole]

let's try some thing new. anyone familiar with Whose Line Is it Anyway will understand, but you don't have to be familiar to still play along and enjoy

the goal of this game isn't to quote the show, but to answer the prompts. every so often (whenever it feels like people have exhausted funny answers) I'll throw out a new prompt, and people can chime in with answers.

maybe I'll even throw out completely arbitrary points.

I'll try to stick with scenes from a Hat prompts as they will be the easiest in text without acting, but there are a few other types I could slip in.

I'll answer the first one immediately so people unfamiliar can kind of see where the style is.

let's begin

PROMPT 1:

things you can say about your lawn, but NOT your girlfriend.

totally valid and legitinate scoreboard:
Cole - 1,000,000,001
Tom - 999,999,999
BigDaddy - 10,200
shortkut - 200
Webster - -1,000,000

 

[Cole]

if it gets too much sun, it just dries right up!

 

[TD]

You can get away with caring about it once every two weeks.

 

[Tubby23]

I let the dog out to piss on it every night

 

[Cole]

sometimes I like to lay on it and roll around.

 

[Tubby23]

I trim it every Saturday during summer

 

[BigDaddy]

The neighbor's balls are always landing on it.

 

[shortkut]

I enjoy when other men stop and admire it

 

[Cole]

alright alright.

rounds over. shortkut and BigDaddy get 200 points, I get 1 billion, and everyone else gets none.

let's try...

strange things to say on a job interview

 

[Webster]

Is having sex one of the requirements of the job?

 

[Webster]

maybe I'll even throw out completely arbitrary points.

Whose Line, where the points don't matter.
They're like Donald Trump's real estate values - overly inflated!

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Job Interview?! I thought I was in line for the bathroom!

 

[Cole]

is THAT your daughter?

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Who is that lady in that picture? She's pretty ugly. [It's his wife.]

 

[canadaguy]

Just so we're clear, pants are optional here right?

 

[Tubby23]

Yo bro you got a light? * pulls out bong *

 

[Jon]

strange things to say on a job interview

I don't even know what I'm doing here; my recruitment consultant told me it's good practice to go to interviews.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Can I get paid time off right now and an advance? It's spring break down in Myrtle Beach and I intend to check out all the talent, if you know what I mean.

 

[Foxy]

The job sounds great, but I can't take it if you don't provide at least 2-ply toilet tissue in the restroom.

 

[Cole]

alright. I award none of you any points. those were lame, even mine. but I get 1 point for participation.

next up.

accurate slogans of US States.

 

[Jon]

California - Go ahead, try to afford living here.

 

[shortkut]

alright. I award none of you any points. those were lame, even mine. but I get 1 point for participation.

next up.

accurate slogans of US States.

Florida - the gunshine state

 

[Tubby23]

Texas - where guns have more rights than women

 

[shortkut]

Florida - the further north you go, the more south you are

 

[Foxy]

Florida: Land of giant flying roaches

 

[Tubby23]

Alabama - where your sister is your daughter

 

[Cole]

Wyoming:  ECHO ECHO echo

 

[Tubby23]

Massachusetts - lovely people

Note: this is not sarcastic, we loved our week in Boston and the surrounds. People were so nice to us and if I picked one place to live in the US it was here. My visit was in 2013 so don't know if things have changed

 

[canadaguy]

New York: we're more than just one city guys

 

[shortkut]

Kansas - All we have is dust and some wind

 

[Foxy]

Louisiana: Visit New Orleans, show us your boobage and get some cheap beads. Laissez les bons temps rouler!

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Ohio: Our name looks like a tractor.

 

[Foxy]

Oregon: Indian name meaning "Land of Plenty Rain & Birkenstocks"

 

[Webster]

Utah welcomes you and your wives!

 

[Cole]

Utah welcomes you and your wives!

negative 1 million points for Webster for stealing an answer from the show.

 

[Webster]

I award none of you any points

 

[Webster]

negative 1 million points for Webster for stealing an answer from the show.

That was the first one that came to mind!

 

[Crystal]

Arizona: Free Roasted Nuts

 

[BigDaddy]

Missouri: Eight bordering states because Missouri loves company

 

[Crystal]

California: Like, Would You Like Fries With That, Bro?

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

Maryland: Mary had a little land, little land, little land, Mary had a little land, it's state was full of bums.

 

[Cole]

Missouri: Eight bordering states because Missouri loves company

thats the end of the round. 10,000 points for BigDaddy. and 999,999,999 for Tom.

let's do.

weird things to hear your pilot over the PA.

 

[canadaguy]

I wonder what this switch does?

 

[Crystal]

She was in the cockpit pulling and tugging on my yoke, next thing you know I hear a noise and I just can't get it up. We had to abort takeoff, it just wouldn't perform.

 

[TD]

For the first time flyers out there, me too folks. Me too.

 

[Tubby23]

I'll get two vodka tonics, every 15 minutes for the next 4 hours

 

[canadaguy]

How much you wanna bet I can fly this thing upside down?

 

[shortkut]

Wake me when we get there

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

I think I'm gonna get a sky DUI.

 

[Jon]

Yes, my engine could use a good servicing.