In-Session Toast

[Mark]

This seems like something that could cause a debate.

 

[Benzine]

only 2 is wrong - or they're all wrong and 2 is most wrong

 

[Mark]

only 2 is wrong - or they're all wrong and 2 is most wrong

I fold the bread into a taco. No need to cut.

 

[canadaguy]

As with most of these my vote is "who gives a fuck"

 

[Benzine]

I fold the bread into a taco. No need to cut.

me too

 

[Kat]

Personally I just eat it in one piece, from a corner. It's just toast, idk why you would need to cut it (or fold it, how floppy is your toast??). I guess cutting could be nice if you want to avoid eating the crust?

 

[Benzine]

i cut toast for my child all the time and she does all the shapes she can think of, i think that's fine

 

[Mark]

Personally I just eat it in one piece, from a corner. It's just toast, idk why you would need to cut it (or fold it, how floppy is your toast??). I guess cutting could be nice if you want to avoid eating the crust?

Does your toast remain rigid even after buttering it?

 

[Quagmire]

2 is wrong, 1 is the best, but 3 is acceptable

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

Bread is a problem.

 

[Quagmire]

Bread is a problem.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Kat]

Does your toast remain rigid even after buttering it?

Yeah. The other side is also toasted and it has the crust for structural integrity. If it got soggy enough to easily fold, I don't think I'd eat it. I will admit that I consider toast to no longer be good after about five minutes though.

 

[Mark]

Yeah. The other side is also toasted and it has the crust for structural integrity. If it got soggy enough to easily fold, I don't think I'd eat it. I will admit that I consider toast to no longer be good after about five minutes though.

It's a slice of bread, it shouldn't be too difficult to fold to begin with even if it's not soggy... Unless you're over there making toast outta Texas toast croutons.

I also split this into its own thread.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

fucking 1

anything else is a crime against humanity.

unless you cut out the crust, that's acceptable. yes, I am 5, thanks for asking.

 

[Jawneh]

1 is the classic great way of doing it. 2 and 3 are weird, but I can see toast or sandwiches cut like that depending on your toppings.

I also rarely cut mine anyhow as I have these things called teeth that do that for me.

 

[shortkut]

2 and 3 just make no sense. Why put effort into cutting something to be the same shape unless you just need it smaller

 

[Jawneh]

Could be some bougie way of cutting toast after adding a leaf of kale and a tea spoonful of jam made from berries defecated by east north western Canadian geese from Washington. Or something.

 

[Ben]

For purpose of the court, my answer is 1. 3 is acceptable, but 2 is a sin.

I would however like to foment dissidence within the jury by presenting an English classic, egg & soldiers. Because strips of toast are pure chaos.

 

[Smacktard]

When I was younger, my dad would cut a heart into the middle of my sandwiches and that way was better than 1, 2, and 3 combined.

 

[Ben]

When I was younger, my dad would cut a heart into the middle of my sandwiches and that way was better than 1, 2, and 3 combined.

Look at Kelly over here with his fond childhood memories.

 

[Smacktard]

Look at Kelly over here with his fond childhood memories.

Fond? And here I thought he was teaching me from a young age to consume the hearts of my vanquished foes.

 

[Ben]

Fond? And here I thought he was teaching me from a young age to consume the hearts of my vanquished foes.

 

[Smacktard]

Oh man, that Dumb and Dumber scene is a bit different from how I remembered it.

 

[shortkut]

For purpose of the court, my answer is 1. 3 is acceptable, but 2 is a sin.

I would however like to foment dissidence within the jury by presenting an English classic, egg & soldiers. Because strips of toast are pure chaos.

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Those are cut for a specific purpose. Any shape could be allowed for a specific purpose. Form must meet function

 

[Nae'blis]

KALI MA!

 

[Crystal]

For purpose of the court, my answer is 1. 3 is acceptable, but 2 is a sin.

I would however like to foment dissidence within the jury by presenting an English classic, egg & soldiers. Because strips of toast are pure chaos.

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Even had egg cups shaped like guards because how can you not make the eggs into bearskins?!

 

[Fool's Requiem]

ah yes, the egg cup. A device that allows people to eat a boiled egg with a spoon because they can't be bothered to eat it with their hands. Its too uncivilized. Excuse me while I hold this tea cup with the tips of three fingers and the pinky out in one hand, while I hold the little plate with my other hand right below in the event an actual of God causes tea to spill.

Yes. I will judge.

 

[Crystal]

ah yes, the egg cup. A device that allows people to eat a boiled egg with a spoon because they can't be bothered to eat it with their hands. Its too uncivilized. Excuse me while I hold this tea cup with the tips of three fingers and the pinky out in one hand, while I hold the little plate with my other hand right below in the event an actual of God causes tea to spill.

Yes. I will judge.

It's to eat a SOFT boiled egg, thank you very much. The yolk is runny inside, unlike a hard boiled egg.

 

[Ben]

It's to eat a SOFT boiled egg, thank you very much. The yolk is runny inside, unlike a hard boiled egg.

Right, hence the soldiers to dip.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

fine fine fine

I'm watching you, though.

 

[canadaguy]

Once again, it doesn't fucking matter

 

[Smacktard]

Once again, it doesn't fucking matter

Start cutting your toast like #2 then, big rig