VTS Mafia The Morgue (Year 2)

[TD]

Give it to Zell and see if anyone notices.

I bet they don't.

This is a joke.

 

[TD]

I felt Zell had the hardest. He's trying to figure out out to make less obvious, but even if Tommy doesn't mention it, I feel SOMEONE notices the pattern.

I had successfully guessed it before y'all killed me, I hope it would've got noticed but I dunno.

I think Zell's is the easiest but that's just based on there being 1.5 million animals.

 

[Jon]

Fuck now I have to read 22 pages!?

 

[Local Hero]

Fuck now I have to read 22 pages!?

 

[Christina]

Welcome our messiah, @Jon !

 

[TD]

Fuck now I have to read 22 pages!?

 

[Jon]

Welcome our messiah, @Jon !

Messiah? Yikes, why in the world would you think that?!

 

[Mark]

Fuck now I have to read 22 pages!?

You get used to it with these fuckers. They talk more dead than they do alive, even without rules.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

@TD I've been reading the thread, and I should point this out that me making movie references is something I always do.

 

[Christina]

I'm sorry, just noticed that Jon was the hierophant? How are so many of these taro cards so fitting? I almost believe....

 

[Christina]

Messiah? Yikes, why in the world would you think that?!

You martyred yourself my guy

 

[Local Hero]

I'm sorry, just noticed that Jon was the hierophant? How are so many of these taro cards so fitting? I almost believe....

 

[TD]

@TD I've been reading the thread, and I should point this out that me making movie references is something I always do.

See what a game with tells does? I never noticed before.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

man, I thought there was no way Jon was getting voted out after it turned out that I was bad...

 

[TD]

man, I thought there was no way Jon was getting voted out after it turned out that I was bad...

There's a lot that has happened this game that has uh.. surprised us.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

oh, he fucking used a period and committed suicide?

@Jon was that on purpose or a total accident?

 

[Local Hero]

oh, he fucking used a period and committed suicide?

@Jon was that on purpose or a total accident?

 

[Benzine]

is it over

 

[TD]

oh, he fucking used a period and committed suicide?

@Jon was that on purpose or a total accident?

canadaguy goaded him into it after you died because he apparently read you were the Con Man.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

canadaguy goaded him into it after you died because he apparently read you were the Con Man.

wut

 

[TD]

wut

Oh this game has been blowing our minds.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I've been waiting forever to get to reuse that meme.

 

[TD]

Guys I just had an epiphany.

At least 1 person a day who goes over 30 dies.
Are we sure canadaguy isn't a Vigilante Librarian?

 

[Jon]

oh, he fucking used a period and committed suicide?

@Jon was that on purpose or a total accident?

I did it on purpose because I couldn't know for sure if Tubby or Kut were the bailiff because I asked for Zell to be removed for proof. So I think tubby played me perfectly and I played into his hands

Also, trying to catch up here... page 6 lol

 

[VashTheStampede]

Is Zell claiming bomber?!

 

[TD]

Holy fuck I just noticed what Zell's been doing and it's fucking savage.

He's a fucking mafia member and he's literally telling the town th strategies to win. That's why he said the 31 shit. That's why he just made the play he did.

 

[Local Hero]

 

[Christina]

So...the bomber if they know who it is, is no threat. Because you just have to post more than them. So the town still obsessed on killing the bomber is going to be their undoing.

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[TD]

Is Zell claiming bomber?!

Only straight up psychos claim the solo role.

...and only psychos think it's the right move.

 

[Local Hero]

So...the bomber if they know who it is, is no threat. Because you just have to post more than them. So the town still obsessed on killing the bomber is going to be their undoing.

Meanwhile, Kelly is sitting at a casual 8 posts

 

[TD]

Cause he can't be targeted by the bomber.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Only straight up psychos claim the solo role.

...and only psychos think it's the right move.

I think its brilliant

 

[Local Hero]

Cause he can't be targeted by the bomber.

 

[TD]

I think its brilliant

I was also implying I was psycho because of that time I claimed fool as a defense to out the wolves.
Psychos together!

What he just did is exactly what I would've done which is why I love it and now find myself rooting for the mafia despite them killing me so early.

 

[Local Hero]

Shortkut...

 

[TD]

WHY WOULD YOU TRUST ZELL.

How could Tubby be mafia!?!? GO LOOK AT HIS DAY 2 POST.

 

[TD]

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[TD]

How is the most insane game I've watched getting even more insane???

 

[VashTheStampede]

Zell went over the Librarian limit...

 

[Local Hero]

 

[TD]

Zell went over the Librarian limit...

Smart. As. Fuck.

Even if he gets shushed. Don't do your tell. You don't get revealed until the next day right? It'll be too late.

 

[Kat]

What. I can't even

 

[TD]

Zell can play this game I tells ya.
Mafia MVP.

 

[Kat]

I can't believe Jon committed suicide because cg misread a post. Fucking incredible.

 

[TD]

Tubby stop with your reactions and go over 30. It's your only move man, your only move.

#TeamTubby

 

[Jon]

I'm finally caught up-ish...

 

[Benzine]

I take it that it's not over. I just watch you guys reacting to the game.