The first person to post in this thread wins

[TD]

TD stands for Total Depravity.

 

[Christina]

Just the syrup.

Is this like the milk? Do you put it in bags?

 

[shortkut]

Just the syrup.

How does upside down syrup look different from regular syrup?

 

[TD]

Is this like the milk? Do you put it in bags?

I love that you know about milk bags.

 

[TD]

How does upside down syrup look different from regular syrup?

It's easier to make it dribble into a desire spot.

 

[Christina]

I love that you know about milk bags.

I can't unlearn it. You guys are so weird.

 

[VashTheStampede]

this information has forever tainted my knowledge of pineapples

I wish I could unlearn this.

I can't help but watch how people put their pineapples in the cart at work. It's like watching an accident unfold in real time.

 

[Mark]

I love that you know about milk bags.

You serving it up like this?

 

[Smacktard]

I wish I could unlearn this.

I can't help but watch how people put their pineapples in the cart at work. It's like watching an accident unfold in real time.

(he thinks it's an accident)

 

[TD]

Looks like Kelly did win after all.

 

[VashTheStampede]

I love that you know about milk bags.

A whole country has milk bags and its okay

You call your wife a milk bag ONCE when she's feeding your infant and it's all of a sudden a slur

 

[TD]

I wish I could unlearn this.

I can't help but watch how people put their pineapples in the cart at work. It's like watching an accident unfold in real time.

Try re-watching Psych and getting to the upside down pineapple cake episode, to which he then offers it to everyone he sees.

 

[Mark]

A whole country has milk bags and its okay

You call your wife a milk bag ONCE when she's feeding your infant and it's all of a sudden a slur

Would you like it if she called you a cumtainer?

 

[VashTheStampede]

Try re-watching Psych and getting to the upside down pineapple cake episode, to which he then offers it to everyone he sees.

So was learning about the pineapples thing like when you watch the Simpsons as a kid and then again as an adult and understanding more jokes?

I love that feeling.

 

[Smacktard]

A whole country has milk bags and its okay

You call your wife a milk bag ONCE when she's feeding your infant and it's all of a sudden a slur

If I were drinking milk right now (from a bag), it would be coming out of my nose

 

[Smacktard]

Would you like it if she called you a cumtainer?

Also, cumtainer is just such a beautiful portmanteau

 

[TD]

So was learning about the pineapples thing like when you watch the Simpsons as a kid and then again as an adult and understanding more jokes?

I love that feeling.

Exactly.

Especially when the pineapple is in every episode.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Would you like it if she called you a cumtainer?

This feels dangerously close to the Union of Vash Discipline

 

[TD]

If I were drinking milk right now (from a bag), it would be coming out of my nose

Just swallow the milk half a gulp at a time.

 

[Smacktard]

This feels dangerously close to the Union of Vash Discipline

And yet not close enough ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[TD]

 

[Mark]

Also, cumtainer is just such a beautiful portmanteau

I feel like Ricky Bobby in that scene where they’re talking about crepes.

 

[Crystal]

...every thread right now, I swear...need mind bleach.

Gamedev as a hobby. I was working on a platformer, but I reached a sort of creative roadblock when it came to level design aligning with gameplay, so I shelved it for about a year and a half now.

Started working on another game (much smaller in scope), but I put it to the side while I'm doing some writing. I'll get back to it eventually though. I think the idea I have is really stupid-fun.

That's awesome, I hope you get back to it at some point! You've got a sizeable test group here if ever the need arises

I know why, however @Mark , @Christina , and @Crystal are withholding information about another situation and as such, I cannot divulge any pineapple related information

This is a lie.

Man, when you find out, you’re gonna be like “I shouldn’t have included Mark in that mess, he’s a real pal” or something.

Find out what?

 

[TD]

...every thread right now, I swear...need mind bleach.

 

[Mark]

Find out what?

Don’t worry, I ain’t no snitch, and @Ben has been stateside long enough to know better.

 

[Crystal]

Don’t worry, I ain’t no snitch, and @Ben has been stateside long enough to know better.

 

[Mark]

Open your mind’s eye and think… or chew it over with a Twix, or your choice of candy.

 

[TD]

Open your mind’s eye and think… or chew it over with a Twix, or your choice of candy.

 

[Crystal]

Open your mind’s eye and think… or chew it over with a Twix, or your choice of candy.

Something about vision and sugar...doesn't ring any bells

 

[Smacktard]

(me rn)

 

[Crystal]

(me rn)

 

[TD]

(me rn)

Pretending to get it would've saved me a lot of trouble and also wouldn't have tainted pineapples.

 

[Crystal]

Pretending to get it would've saved me a lot of trouble and also wouldn't have tainted pineapples.

 

[TD]

That's not pineapple!

...is it?

 

[Mark]

That's not pineapple!

...is it?

It’s pineapple conglomerate.

 

[VashTheStampede]

That's not pineapple!

...is it?

I see ham and pineapple...perhaps some cheese...just needs some sauce and dough...

 

[Crystal]

It's pineapple-ish.

 

[TD]

I see ham and pineapple...perhaps some cheese...just needs some sauce and dough...

 

[Mark]

I see ham and pineapple...perhaps some cheese...just needs some sauce and dough...

 

[Smacktard]

I see ham and pineapple...perhaps some cheese...just needs some sauce and dough...

The reaction I gave you for this post looks like 'brofist' but it actually means 'put up them dukes'

 

[TD]

The reaction I gave you for this post looks like 'brofist' but it actually means 'put up them dukes'

As someone who uses Greywinners, it just barely exists.

 

[Crystal]

As someone who uses Greywinners, it just barely exists.

Ah shit. I forgot about that. I'll see what I can do to fix that.

 

[Mark]

Ah shit. I forgot about that. I'll see what I can do to fix that.

Us dark mode users always get forgotten.

 

[TD]

Ah shit. I forgot about that. I'll see what I can do to fix that.

Not a huge deal.

It's really hard to make everything every-theme friendly.

 

[TD]

Us dark mode users always get forgotten.

I would've assumed most use it but I could be wrong.

 

[TD]

it's on April 20th, aka 4/20.

 

[Ben]

Don’t worry, I ain’t no snitch, and @Ben has been stateside long enough to know better.

I mean the same does apply in England too. Just there, snitches don't get stitches, they end up in ditches.

@Crystal

 

[Crystal]

Us dark mode users always get forgotten.

'tis true.

Not a huge deal.

It's really hard to make everything every-theme friendly.

I use dark mode everywhere, but here I'm on a nostalgia trip, so I use the default

 

[Crystal]

I mean the same does apply in England too. Just there, snitches don't get stitches, they end up in ditches.

@Crystal

I have no idea what you're referencing...

 

[Ben]

I have no idea what you're referencing...