The first person to post in this thread wins

[Smacktard]

Title.

 

[The Flame]

Damn. Second place aint bad.

 

[Smacktard]

Damn. Second place aint bad.

I made the thread. You made the first post.

Congratulations, you win.

 

[The Flame]

I made the thread. You made the first post.

Congratulations, you win.

Oh shit

 

[Smacktard]

Me on the right

 

[VashTheStampede]

Hey @Mark can I get you to delete say...5 posts or so real quick?

 

[Smacktard]

Hey @Mark can you give The Flame this badge:

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.206872715.5841/flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.u5.jpg

And also give Vash a slap on the wrist for being naughty

 

[TD]

Hey @Mark can you give The Flame this badge:

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.206872715.5841/flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.u5.jpg

And also give Vash a slap on the wrist for being naughty

Inquiring minds..

Did you make this or find this?

 

[Smacktard]

Inquiring minds..

Did you make this or find this?

I wish I had that talent

 

[shortkut]

if we definite “person” as “as user in gwforums with the username shortkut ” then I would be the winner

 

[TD]

I wish I had that talent

I was gonna say it was better than my (presumably Paint) skills.

 

[Smacktard]

I was gonna say it was better than my (presumably Paint) skills.

Humblebrag time (just cause I feel like it)

I made this:

 

[TD]

Humblebrag time (just cause I feel like it)

I made this:
View attachment 6652

No shit really?

That's actually super cool.

Hobby or more?

 

[Smacktard]

No shit really?

That's actually super cool.

Hobby or more?

Gamedev as a hobby. I was working on a platformer, but I reached a sort of creative roadblock when it came to level design aligning with gameplay, so I shelved it for about a year and a half now.

Started working on another game (much smaller in scope), but I put it to the side while I'm doing some writing. I'll get back to it eventually though. I think the idea I have is really stupid-fun.

 

[shortkut]

trying my hand at drawing in mspaint

 

[TD]

Gamedev as a hobby. I was working on a platformer, but I reached a sort of creative roadblock when it came to level design aligning with gameplay, so I shelved it for about a year and a half now.

Started working on another game (much smaller in scope), but I put it to the side while I'm doing some writing. I'll get back to it eventually though. I think the idea I have is really stupid-fun.

That sounds really cool, I had no idea you were into that stuff. Have you completed anything yet or are these the first two?

 

[Smacktard]

trying my hand at drawing in mspaint

View attachment 6653

How can art be both strong and bad???

 

[Smacktard]

That sounds really cool, I had no idea you were into that stuff. Have you completed anything yet or are these the first two?

Nah, just the first two. I completed the first world for my game, and then most of the second world. Even pushed a demo with these two worlds. But by the time I got to the third world, the gameplay started getting a bit too samey without really evolving. Kind of reached a creative standstill.

 

[TD]

Nah, just the first two. I completed the first world for my game, and then most of the second world. Even pushed a demo with these two worlds. But by the time I got to the third world, the gameplay started getting a bit too samey without really evolving. Kind of reached a creative standstill.

I get that - creativity can get challenging for sure. Well if you're ever looking for someone to test play a bit of a chunk or something (depending on how), I'd love to check it out.

 

[Mark]

Hey @Mark can you give The Flame this badge:

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.206872715.5841/flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.u5.jpg

And also give Vash a slap on the wrist for being naughty

I love how terrible this is. Reminds me of the @Tubby23 Priest.

As far as disciplinary action against Vash, we gotta reach out to the HR department, which is currently closed for operations as it’s staffed by someone in a dual role, @Christina. Her role in the other department with the oven is far more vital to daily operations.

 

[VashTheStampede]

As far as disciplinary action against Vash, we gotta reach out to the HR department, which is currently closed for operations as it’s staffed by someone in a dual role, @Christina. Her role in the other department with the oven is far more vital to daily operations.

Well I guess now I know why my sexual harassment claims against her have gone ignored.

 

[Mark]

Well I guess now I know why my sexual harassment claims against her have gone ignored.

You didn’t notice how hard it was to write on parchment paper? Bro, I hate to break it to you, your cute little claims got baked about 30 dozens ago. That ink transferred to the baking sheet and got washed away with Dawn long before you ever felt clean again.

 

[Mark]

Also… @The Flame has been awarded the badge for doing the thing.

 

[Christina]

I love how terrible this is. Reminds me of the @Tubby23 Priest.

As far as disciplinary action against Vash, we gotta reach out to the HR department, which is currently closed for operations as it’s staffed by someone in a dual role, @Christina. Her role in the other department with the oven is far more vital to daily operations.

As HR I suggest forming a union. That will help you get way more organized and get the stuff you want done. Alright back to the baked goods.

 

[TD]

Also… @The Flame has been awarded the badge for doing the thing.

 

[Smacktard]

I get that - creativity can get challenging for sure. Well if you're ever looking for someone to test play a bit of a chunk or something (depending on how), I'd love to check it out.

I will absolutely take you up on this!

As HR I suggest forming a union. That will help you get way more organized and get the stuff you want done. Alright back to the baked goods.

An HR rep suggesting forming a union!? Well now I've seen everything.

How specific of a union are we talking about here? Union for the Peoples of GW Disciplining Vash?

 

[VashTheStampede]

Union for the Peoples of GW Disciplining Vash?

there's that tone again

 

[Mark]

As HR I suggest forming a union. That will help you get way more organized and get the stuff you want done. Alright back to the baked goods.

As management, I am obligated to refute any claims necessitating unionization because I believe it affects our core values here at GWF, where you’re not just an employee… you’re family. That’s why we have pizza parties, sans pineapples, because @TD took them all and inverted them.

 

[TD]

I love that Mark's attitude for badges is just like "someone asks, I give."

 

[shortkut]

Sounds like a hostile work environment

 

[TD]

That’s why we have pizza parties, sans pineapples, because @TD took them all and inverted them.

 

[Smacktard]

As management, I am obligated to refute any claims necessitating unionization because I believe it affects our core values here at GWF, where you’re not just an employee… you’re family. That’s why we have pizza parties, sans pineapples, because @TD took them all and inverted them.

wh... why did he invert the pineapples?

please someone tell me why he took all of the pineapples and then inverted the pineapples

 

[Mark]

I love that Mark's attitude for badges is just like "someone asks, I give."

What part of “family” do you not understand about my official public statement re: unionization?!

 

[TD]

wh... why did he invert the pineapples?

please someone tell me why he took all of the pineapples and then inverted the pineapples

 

[Christina]

wh... why did he invert the pineapples?

please someone tell me why he took all of the pineapples and then inverted the pineapples

You see when a mommy pineapple loves a daddy pineapple and another daddy and mommy pineapple...

 

[VashTheStampede]

wh... why did he invert the pineapples?

please someone tell me why he took all of the pineapples and then inverted the pineapples

Sounds like someone else needs to google upside-down pineapple

 

[shortkut]

wh... why did he invert the pineapples?

please someone tell me why he took all of the pineapples and then inverted the pineapples

I know why, however @Mark , @Christina , and @Crystal are withholding information about another situation and as such, I cannot divulge any pineapple related information

 

[shortkut]

You see when a mommy pineapple loves a daddy pineapple and another daddy and mommy pineapple...

 

[Christina]

 

[shortkut]

 

[Mark]

I know why, however @Mark , @Christina , and @Crystal are withholding information about another situation and as such, I cannot divulge any pineapple related information

Man, when you find out, you’re gonna be like “I shouldn’t have included Mark in that mess, he’s a real pal” or something.

 

[Christina]

Remember what I told y'all about some things not being a thing in Canada?

What do they use maple syrup jars instead of pineapples up there?

 

[Smacktard]

this information has forever tainted my knowledge of pineapples

 

[TD]

What do they use maple syrup jars instead of pineapples up there?

Jars?

Why would we use jars?

 

[Mark]

this information has forever tainted my knowledge of pineapples

Heh. Taint.

 

[TD]

this information has forever tainted my knowledge of pineapples

...it did for me too.

 

[Christina]

Jars?

Why would we use jars?

Barrels?

 

[TD]

Barrels?

Just the syrup.

 

[shortkut]

Man, when you find out, you’re gonna be like “I shouldn’t have included Mark in that mess, he’s a real pal” or something.

I’ll give you positive rep

 

[TD]

TD stands for Total Depravity.