Movies The Entire Fast Franchise: The Movie

[Crystal]

You're welcome, saved you 10 movies

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Man, first minute or so and the humor instantly felt like one of those really bad parody movies like Epic Movie and Date Movie, so I checked Wiki:

"written and directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer."

Yup... that checks out.

 

[Mark]

I can honestly say I never got into those movies… The very first one was enough for me. Everything after that was just a poor attempt to recreate the first movie, banking on teenagers with their first 90-something Civic or Eclipse to come watch them in between buying stick-on air intakes for their car.

 

[Crystal]

Man, first minute or so and the humor instantly felt like one of those really bad parody movies like Epic Movie and Date Movie, so I checked Wiki:

"written and directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer."

Yup... that checks out.

Oh it's absolutely a terrible parody, lol, but it's a fairly accurate poke at the entire Fast franchise.

I can honestly say I never got into those movies… The very first one was enough for me. Everything after that was just a poor attempt to recreate the first movie, banking on teenagers with their first 90-something Civic or Eclipse to come watch them in between buying stick-on air intakes for their car.

Same, I watched the first 3 because...I'm not really sure why...it certainly wasn't the storyline, but I watched them, then I was good. No more. How it's gotten from stealing DVD players to whatever they are now, super cops or super spys or some crap like that...beyond me.

 

[KyleKyleBensen]

At my barbershop, we recently watched every one of them (aside from X obviously). We called it "The Slow and The Agonizing". I can't lie and say I wasn't entertained by random silly action quite often.

 

[Crystal]

At my barbershop, we recently watched every one of them (aside from X obviously). We called it "The Slow and The Agonizing". I can't lie and say I wasn't entertained by random silly action quite often.

Very accurate name for it, lol. That had to have been torture!

 

[Danny]

Let the series die, thanks.

 

[Crystal]

Let the series die, thanks.

Tell that to the directors, lol

 

[Tubby23]

I actually quite like and always have liked all of the Fast franchise.
It's no cinematic masterpiece but I quite enjoy watching them

 

[Nae'blis]

I'm mostly disappointed they didn't call the last one Fas10 Your Seatbelts!

 

[Crystal]

I'm mostly disappointed they didn't call the last one Fas10 Your Seatbelts!

Family don't got time for seatbelts. Family goes fast and drives cars.

 

[Nae'blis]

Family don't got time for seatbelts. Family goes fast and drives cars.

Or motorbikes apparently.

 

[Crystal]

Or motorbikes apparently.

3 fast, 7 furious!

 

[gigi]

i loved the first two-three movies, but i got bored watching them after that haha

 

[Crystal]

i loved the first two-three movies, but i got bored watching them after that haha

Yeah, the series went...bonkers, lol.

 

[Tubby23]

The third movie is my favourite of the lot, they really started getting crazy after 5

 

[gigi]

Yeah, the series went...bonkers, lol.

it still is hahah

 

[Crystal]

it still is hahah

Very much so!

 

[gigi]

Very much so!

i'm glad we agree.