The Agency Day 3

[Smacktard]

Why TD and not Tommy?

Dimmerwit claims to have cleared TD, so that would be weird if TD were mob.

Wouldn't be that weird if Dimmerwit were the Vampire. A Vampire's reads don't really matter. If he calls a baddie 'Good' what would they say? "Nah I'm actually bad"?

It just seemed like both kut and TD were sticking up for each other and really keen to have Tommy killed.

Edit: ok nm lol it doesn't seem like TD is sticking up for kut anymore

 

[shortkut]

Wouldn't be that weird if Dimmerwit were the Vampire. A Vampire's reads don't really matter. If he calls a baddie 'Good' what would they say? "Nah I'm actually bad"?

It just seemed like both kut and TD were sticking up for each other and really keen to have Tommy killed.

All I want is for the vampire to be killed. I can win with agency or town and have not tried to screw over either side yet.

I was going to use Jon to prolong my life
I was helping the mob kill legitimate targets

The vampire is the biggest variable I cannot impact

 

[TD]

I was helping the mob kill legitimate targets

 

[shortkut]

I can say I do not believe TD is the armorer. If Dimmerwit is real then he is not mob or vampire, but he isn’t armorer

I clearly said in jail that I would give Jon a gun subtly at night the first night and he could give it the second night and he fought me tooth and nail. Even though I didn’t trust him, I was letting him hold on to his supposed weapon and if Jon didn’t get a gun that first night, he would know for sure I was full of shit. TD didn’t like that plan and insisted we both give guns together, even though there was no way for Jon to know who gave him a gun if he only got one

Something is rotten in Denmark with TD

 

[shortkut]

It just seemed like both kut and TD were sticking up for each other and really keen to have Tommy killed.

He was sticking up for me yesterday when Jon was alive because Jon and I came back same team from Alu and TD and I knew Jon was the jailer

 

[shortkut]

Call me sus all you want, but I’ll show my plan in the game’s post-mortem and you can explain why that was a bad idea. You claim you didn’t trust me, but you shot down an idea where I would have to out myself as guilty if I was lying with no risk to yourself

 

[Fool's Requiem]

There's a lot of bullshit information flying around that contradicts other bullshit information and I don't know what's legit and what isn't. Especially with Zell being mob, I bet he volunteered to take the fall to clear a teammate. He tried doing it in Benzine's game but it didn't work out because the Arsonist happened.

@Ben what was your read last night?

 

[TD]

I clearly said in jail that I would give Jon a gun subtly at night the first night and he could give it the second night and he fought me tooth and nail.

You should probably point out the part that I said I was giving Smacktard my gun, but it got stopped by Jon jailing me, you pleaded with me not to because he would shoot you, and when I said I was now going to give my gun to Jon as we know he's the Jailer, you piggybacked off of it and then tried to hijack my plan.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Also, with Zell on the mob team, I guarantee he suggested someone pretend to be a Seer.

 

[shortkut]

You should probably point out the part that I said I was giving Smacktard my gun, but it got stopped by Jon jailing me, you pleaded with me not to because he would shoot you, and when I said I was now going to give my gun to Jon as we know he's the Jailer, you piggybacked off of it and then tried to hijack my plan.

yes, I asked you not to give Kelly the gun
Yes, I agreed giving Jon the gun was a smart plan

However, you did not want there to be a night where I could either clear or incriminate myself. Your refusal made no sense

 

[shortkut]

Also, with Zell on the mob team, I guarantee he suggested someone pretend to be a Seer.

Mob/wolf teams do that every single game whether Zell is on the team or not. This is the laziest claim possible

 

[TD]

Also, with Zell on the mob team, I guarantee he suggested someone pretend to be a Seer.

Smacktard makes the most sense, especially with his early "Zell is evil" statement to try to build credibility.

Then after calling shortkut sus and that he would shoot him, he turned around and checked Vash for some inexplicable reason.

One of shortkut or Smacktard are mob, that much is obvious.

 

[shortkut]

Smacktard makes the most sense, especially with his early "Zell is evil" statement to try to build credibility.

Then after calling shortkut sus and that he would shoot him, he turned around and checked Vash for some inexplicable reason.

One of shortkut or Smacktard are mob, that much is obvious.

I’m double agent. I will not speak to who members of the mob are until the vampire is dead. I can win with agency or mob and both would do better to keep me alive since I just want to win

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Mob/wolf teams do that every single game whether Zell is on the team or not. This is the laziest claim possible

I'm trying to meta game this shit, because I don't trust any of you

edited for clarity

 

[TD]

I’m double agent. I will not speak to who members of the mob are until the vampire is dead. I can win with agency or mob and both would do better to keep me alive since I just want to win

What's your other ability?

 

[A PineSol Scent]

Especially with Zell being mob, I bet he volunteered to take the fall to clear a teammate.

He volunteered to be blindly hit by two seers on the first night?

 

[Fool's Requiem]

He volunteered to be blindly hit by two seers on the first night?

no

that's not what I said... try again, sir

 

[shortkut]

What's your other ability?

Hitman

I will not disclose if it was used or not

 

[A PineSol Scent]

no

that's not what I said... try again, sir

I know what you said. But we also have Kut admitting he's mob after Kelly said kut was evil. Before that would the mob have known he was the double agent for Kelly to sacrifice him as well?

 

[VashTheStampede]

I thought we were going to protect each other and live forever!!

I was in lockup and you couldn't even put a file in a cake for me

 

[A PineSol Scent]

"one of Kelly and the guy admitting he's mob is in the mob!"

 

[shortkut]

"one of Kelly and the guy admitting he's mob is in the mob!"

Technically I’m half agency, on my mother’s side

 

[TD]

Hitman

I will not disclose if it was used or not

Bullshit.

 

[shortkut]

Bullshit.

What reason do I have to lie?

 

[Christina]

I was in lockup and you couldn't even put a file in a cake for me

Visiting hours are only during the day. I did bake the cake if you want to come over later and eat some.

 

[TD]

What reason do I have to lie?

Oh I don't know. It's a mystery.

 

[shortkut]

Not sure what TD is, but he sure is salty about me being double agent

 

[shortkut]

My goal is to live until the end, so I don’t want to screw over any side except the vampire.

Is there any way that TD could show as agency to dimmerwit while being the vampire?

All I know is
1) he did not want me to have a chance to prove myself
2) he’s still alive
3) he is really upset that I’m saying I’m the double agent and pushing for the vampire

 

[TD]

Is there any way that TD could show as agency to dimmerwit while being the vampire?

...I was in jail with you for the vampire's first kill.

C'mon kut.

 

[shortkut]

...I was in jail with you for the vampire's first kill.

C'mon kut.

I know, but something is weird about how you’re playing and I need someone else to figure it out

 

[TD]

I know, but something is weird about how you’re playing and I need someone else to figure it out

I understand why me being honest can be confusing.

 

[shortkut]

I understand why me being honest can be confusing.

No, your actions in jail made you suspicious. Nothing I said other than claiming not to be mob was a lie. It’s why I was so insistent on proving myself first, because I knew that I could

 

[TD]

No, your actions in jail made you suspicious. Nothing I said other than claiming not to be mob was a lie. It’s why I was so insistent on proving myself first, because I knew that I could

News at 11: TD was sus.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Everyone, I have a confession to make.

Last night in jail I drunkenly mixed up Mira Sorvino and Marisa Tomei

I have brought great shame to my letterboxd account

 

[shortkut]

Everyone, I have a confession to make.

Last night in jail I drunkenly mixed up Mira Sorvino and Marisa Tomei

I have brought great shame to my letterboxd account

How?

 

[VashTheStampede]

How?

I said the wrong name

I KNOW, ITS UNFORGIVABLE

I understand if I am lynched today

 

[Jawneh]

Gunta Claus got some good deals on Black Friday. He'll be able to give out even more guns now thanks to all the savings from the sales!

Sadly they were all online orders taking at least a week to get to his house, so unfortunately it won't help us here any time soon.

... also, what the heck is going on here today lol.

 

[A PineSol Scent]

Everyone, I have a confession to make.

Last night in jail I drunkenly mixed up Mira Sorvino and Marisa Tomei

I have brought great shame to my letterboxd account

It's true. Can confirm.

 

[Christina]

... also, what the heck is going on here today lolol

A lot of guns were put in the Jon basket and Jon was eaten by a Vampire?

 

[Jawneh]

A lot of guns were put in the Jon basket and Jon was eaten by a Vampire?

Iron supplements, got it.

 

[A PineSol Scent]

Helpy McHelperton at your service.

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Alu (Detective), Benzine and Zell are not on the same team; Jon and shortkut are the same team, TD and Tommy are not on the same team

Ben (Priest), Fool's (not mob), Vash Good, TBD

dimmerwit (Informant), Jawneh is Good, Kat is Good, TD is Good

Smacktard (Priest), Zell Bad, Vash Good, shortkut Bad

Other claims:
TD - Armorer (gave gun to Jon)
Jawneh - Armorer (gave gun to Kat)
Quagmire - Judge
Christina - Doctor
shortkut - Double Agent
(if I missed any, let me know)

Read but not accounted for in terms of potential vampire: FR

Readers not accounted for: dimmerwit, Ben

Accounted for only by reads from people not accounted for: Jawneh, Kat

Not accounted for by anything: Jawneh, Quagmire, Christina


Is this all accurate? So far my reads have been proven (and I've apparently gotten different teams on all 3 of them). Kelly's are also coming out truthful so far.


I guess TD is technically only accounted for by a read from someone unaccounted for as well, because mine only says he and Tommy are different teams. Though kut has seemed to imply that Tommy is mob I think.


Bad dongs:
Tommy

Untrustworthy dongs:
Kut

Potential for foul dongage:
Christina
Dimmerwit
Ben
Jawneh
Kat
FR

 

[shortkut]

Untrustworthy dongs:
Kut

I prefer the term, “dong for hire”

 

[A PineSol Scent]

 

[Quagmire]

I prefer the term, “dong for hire”

 

[Fool's Requiem]

It is eye, ze Vampire. I vant to suk ur blud

 

[TD]

Though kut has seemed to imply that Tommy is mob I think.

Wait, is the implication here that the Double Agent knows the members of the mob but can win with the agency?

 

[TD]

It is eye, ze Vampire. I vant to suk ur blud

Come bite me next.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Come bite me next.

I make no guarantees. The hunger wants what the hunger wants.

 

[Ben]

Sorry, slept in after too much blood of Christ.

The chapel was quiet, save for the soft rustle of my robe as I stepped into the confessional. The man on the other side fidgeted, his breathing uneven. He had introduced himself as Alu, though something in his tone suggested even that name felt borrowed.

"Speak, my son," I said. "What burdens your soul?"

He hesitated before blurting, "Father, I have too many names."

I blinked. "Too many names?"

"Yes!" he hissed, his voice low and frantic. "Alu, Abel, Amos, Adric, Arlen… the list goes on. I change them constantly. One for the merchant, another for the farmer, another for the innkeeper. I lose track, Father. I don't even know who I am anymore."

I paused, unsure if he was jesting or deeply troubled. "And why do you take so many names?"

"To avoid shame," he admitted. "Debts I can't repay, promises I've broken. Each name hides the man I was yesterday."

I sighed, leaning back in the confessional. "A name is but a shell, Alu—or Amos, or whichever you prefer. What matters is the soul within. Hiding behind names won't cleanse your conscience. Only truth will."

There was silence, then a shaky exhale. "Do you think God can forgive a man who doesn't even know his own name?"

"God knows who you are," I said gently. "And He will forgive you, but you must first face the truth of yourself—no matter how many names it takes."

He left quietly after that, and as I watched him slip into the night, I couldn't help but wonder if he would finally embrace the name only God truly knew.

I've not been able to read the thread much the past few days, so I'm trying to pick people who'd made claims against others guilt/innocence. Only God can judge and all that.

Edit - so you don't have to read the words above, Alu no killy.

 

[A PineSol Scent]

Wait, is the implication here that the Double Agent knows the members of the mob but can win with the agency?

I have no idea. Just seems to be what kut did earlier.