The Agency Day 1

[Smacktard]

My parents love limoncello but I'm not sure what they mix with it tbh. I think they like having it with vodka and ice.

i love a vodka and coke but many people don't like when i say that

I like this mix too. This was my go-to for a year or two in uni.

 

[Local Hero]

My college go to was lemon flavored Barnett's vodka

 

[shortkut]

Last time I had a limoncello was at an old Italian restaurant where the owner said they made their own and insisted we try some. It was delicious and on the house so I can’t complain

 

[Local Hero]

Last time I had a limoncello was at an old Italian restaurant where the owner said they made their own and insisted we try some. It was delicious and on the house so I can’t complain

I remember looking into how to make it. Whole bunch of lemon peels and ever clear (or vodka?) and just let it soak. Maybe sugar.

 

[shortkut]

 

[Ben]

I didn't go to college. My South Carolina pit of suffering extended to online classes, so I didn't even get drunk with real humans. Just the voices like @Tommy Boy yelling from my discarded headset.

Probably why I went nuts after fleeing.

 

[Kat]

You can have your cake and eat it too when I give a gun to the first person who promises to shoot you

Sooo I see nobody else has promised this yet...

Not a cheese fan at all.

Umm, can somebody explain why we're still voting Zell instead of this guy?!

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1) no protection works 100% of the time, couples using protection get knocked up all the time (I am personally the result of protected sex)
2) unprotected sex is not always by choice
3) sometimes intentional and desired pregnancies require an abortion because something goes wrong

I've decided that the worst thing this forum could have is those ... for when people are typing. The amount of times I type out stuff I think is funny, to delete it because I know it will only make me laugh.

It used to exist! I found out while typing a long post in Wolf and everybody started asking what I was typing. I agree, it was terrible.

Guys what do I do with Limoncello? Someone gave us a bottle of 30% and Google tells me to just drink it straight, but feel like that might be a bit much for something the same color as highlighter pens..?

I put it in the freezer for now.

Quit being a pussy and drink it straight.

I bet it'd make a good lemon drop, though.

 

[Benzine]

I am okay with killing dw too

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I had burgers today. Grilled em on the foreman

I had one of those forever ago. I think I bought it because I thought it would make it easier to cook things without having to use a stove. It's been so long, but I feel like I recall them being either not as easy to clean as claimed or that it didn't cook thicker meats too well. That thing got less use than my blender, which I actually still own and use... maybe once a year.

 

[Quagmire]

I went to bed expecting to wake to Zebra blood.....

 

[dimmerwit]

Kat spent too much time complaining about my cheese opinions and too little time skipping!

 

[Fool's Requiem]

the bad guys now get all Thanksgiving to dwell over who they're going to kill. we could be shitposting together over turkey and Aunt Jeanine'a shitty green bean casserole, but nooooo, some people chose not to skip.

 

[Zell 17]

the bad guys now get all Thanksgiving to dwell over who they're going to kill. we could be shitposting together over turkey and Aunt Jeanine'a shitty green bean casserole, but nooooo, some people chose not to skip.

That’s why they’re bad

 

[Quagmire]

the bad guys now get all Thanksgiving to dwell over who they're going to kill. we could be shitposting together over turkey and Aunt Jeanine'a shitty green bean casserole, but nooooo, some people chose not to skip.

Gonna go ahead and SKIP night phase!

 

[Smacktard]

Imagine being given a gun and not using it when the town has a target

Dimmerwit, you have some questions to answer and some sins to atone for

 

[Quagmire]

Imagine being given a gun and not using it when the town has a target

What if the real gun was the friends we made along the way?

 

[Smacktard]

What if the real gun was the friends we made along the way?

I dunno, what if?
You tell me, Quagmire. You tell me.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Smacktard]

The slow-motion "Tits!" kills me

 

[dimmerwit]

As if I would be given firepower and not use it!

 

[Quagmire]

The slow-motion "Tits!" kills me

That makes sense, thought he was saying shit

 

[Quagmire]

As if I would be given firepower and not use it!

We know Vash wasnt given it, he's so trigger happy

 

[Smacktard]

As if I would be given firepower and not use it!

Wait what
How did you clear Jawneh then? You never answered my question, so I assumed that was how -- by him giving you a gun

 

[dimmerwit]

I'm the Informant.

I have no idea if he has a gun mind you, but he came up Agency.

 

[Christina]

Guys what do I do with Limoncello? Someone gave us a bottle of 30% and Google tells me to just drink it straight, but feel like that might be a bit much for something the same color as highlighter pens..?

I put it in the freezer for now.

I drink it with a sprite or orange soda, with a splash of lemon juice. Just making an alcohol soda. Straight is good too.

 

[TD]

So as the day winds to the close, information claims have alleged the following:

Alu (Detective), Benzine and Zell are not on the same team
Ben (Priest), Fool's did not kill
dimmerwit (Informant), Jawneh is Good
Smacktard (Priest maybe idk), Zell is Bad

Keep this in mind for tomorrow.

 

[Smacktard]

Also, shortkut is bad.

Evidence: have you seen that guy??

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I had another fun reference regarding Kelly and Vash shooting each other, but I can't find it anymore and I don't recall the name of the movie or actor that was in it.

 

[shortkut]

No one has been given a gun, we can only give it at night. Unless Jawneh gave one out randomly to a number the first night, no guns have been distributed.

I know I’ve only looked at my role, but I expected others to look at the roles

 

[Ants!]

@Ants! was holding a dead body riddled with bullet holes.

A body with new holes to enjoy!

 

[shortkut]

Edit: deleting the image of the meme. When I initially shared it, I hadn’t given it much thought. Looking at it today and the actual responses people had towards it, it wasn’t funny and doesn’t even accurately represent my views.

Just wanted to apologize to everyone

Also, just wanted everyone to know I removed one of the memes I shared last night, in case anyone reviews the thread for clues. I wasn’t trying to spark real conversation or trying to imply that the meme was for all situations. I saw it being shared in response to someone who did not think any abortions should ever be done and stole it without much thought.

Apologies to anyone I may have offended or upset

 

[Quagmire]

No one has been given a gun, we can only give it at night. Unless Jawneh gave one out randomly to a number the first night, no guns have been distributed.

So bullets should be spreading tomorrow then!

 

[shortkut]

So bullets should be spreading tomorrow then!

I’m not giving a gun out tonight until I know someone is 100% agency so at least one more night

 

[TD]

No one has been given a gun, we can only give it at night. Unless Jawneh gave one out randomly to a number the first night, no guns have been distributed.

I know I’ve only looked at my role, but I expected others to look at the roles

Would you trust me with a gun?

 

[shortkut]

Would you trust me with a gun?

I’d let you look at it, but not use it yet

 

[TD]

I’d let you look at it, but not use it yet

It's also fair to note that while hesitancy of giving a gun to the wrong person is good, giving out a gun is also a way to prove yourself.

 

[Christina]

I thought Kat was getting the gun? She ate her vegetables!

 

[Quagmire]

I thought Kat was getting the gun? She ate her vegetables!

Maybe that one is coming from Jawneh

 

[shortkut]

It's also fair to note that while hesitancy of giving a gun to the wrong person is good, giving out a gun is also a way to prove yourself.

Yes and this one day phase wasn’t enough to convince me. One more death now and overnight actions will provide enough information on a few people for me to trust one of them.

 

[Christina]

Yes and this one day phase wasn’t enough to convince me. One more death now and overnight actions will provide enough information on a few people for me to trust one of them.

What if they kill you tonight because you have a gun?!

 

[shortkut]

I will add, if @Jawneh gives me a gun overnight, I will immediately provide a gun in return. I would know 100% he was agency so I could trust him and he would know he could trust me in return

 

[TD]

What if he doesn't have a gun to give?

 

[shortkut]

What if they kill you tonight because you have a gun?!

It makes more sense for them to convince me to one of them. I cannot shoot my gun, so I’m not a big threat to them.

I also don’t want to broadcast whom I’m giving it to so they don’t become a target before they have a chance to use it

 

[Smacktard]

Also, shortkut is bad.

Evidence: have you seen that guy??

I called it

 

[Smacktard]

Someone give me a gun so I can shoot shortkut tomorrow

 

[Christina]

What if he doesn't have a gun to give?

Who talks about their gun that much and doesn't even have one?

 

[shortkut]

What if he doesn't have a gun to give?

I 100% have a gun. When is the last time I knew a role and its limitations this well? I’ve already posted about the restrictions and trying to find loopholes. You know me, I don’t do that for a role I randomly decided to fake.

Hell, last game I couldn’t even fake headhunter properly

 

[Christina]

I 100% have a gun. When is the last time I knew a role and its limitations this well? I’ve already posted about the restrictions and trying to find loopholes. You know me, I don’t do that for a role I randomly decided to fake.

Hell, last game I couldn’t even fake headhunter properly

Can you take your gun back if they don't use it?

 

[shortkut]

I don’t feel like talking about being the armorer is a death sentence because the mob can try to convince me to give them a gun. It’s why everyone who has been asking is super sus