The Agency Day 1

[Benzine]

Yeah

 

[canadaguy]

that's foul man

How dare you

 

[VashTheStampede]

Ok let's workshop names for rape abortions

I'll start with gogortion.

This is my new darkest post.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Oh thank goodness Christina laughed I might be safe

 

[shortkut]

Yeah, too bad Second Dinner wasn't happy with how much fun we were having with High Voltage

Also Benzine and canadaguy should be allowed to see that

they didn’t help shitpost. They chose their side

You probably saw this one already

 

[canadaguy]

Ok let's workshop names for rape abortions

I'll start with gogortion.

This is my new darkest post.

I tried to workshop one but it made me extremely uncomfortable so I had to stop.

 

[shortkut]

Ok let's workshop names for rape abortions

I'll start with gogortion.

This is my new darkest post.

Vantablack would be darker

 

[Local Hero]

Can we call it something different if you get pregnant by rape then?

They think putting exceptions in the law for rape does anything. To prove it's rape, you are going to have to tell the cops. Then, it's going to have to go through the court system and hopefully you can prove it. Something tells me that's going to take more then 9 months.

Or, and I know it's not you I should be saying this to but, fucking making it legal

that's foul man

Oh you meant abortion

I know this is a very serious topic but this was a hilarious exchange.

 

[dimmerwit]

This is my new darkest post.

Oh god are we opening the floodgates?

 

[VashTheStampede]

I tried to workshop one but it made me extremely uncomfortable so I had to stop.

... I feel like you're setting me up for a great rape joke but I don't have a great read on the room right now so I'm gonna just skip

 

[canadaguy]

Oh thank goodness Christina laughed I might be safe

You ever have one of those jokes that you come up with just for 1 person and need them to laugh at it?

 

[shortkut]

@Local Hero what bureaucratic hoops do I need to jump through to withdraw my skip?

 

[dimmerwit]

 

[canadaguy]

a great rape joke

 

[VashTheStampede]

You ever have one of those jokes that you come up with just for 1 person and need them to laugh at it?

Every day, my friend

 

[A Maybe Baker]

So. How about we all die and just call it a day.

 

[canadaguy]

I won't lie, like half the jokes I post here I'm like "man I hope vash thinks this is funny"

 

[VashTheStampede]

I won't lie, like half the jokes I post here I'm like "man I hope vash thinks this is funny"

Well if it helps you have a ridiculously high success rate

 

[canadaguy]

So. How about we all die and just call it a day.

Who wins in this scenario?

 

[shortkut]

I won't lie, like half the jokes I post here I'm like "man I hope vash thinks this is funny"

 

[shortkut]

Who wins in this scenario?

Vampire?

 

[A Maybe Baker]

Who wins in this scenario?

Everyone who has yet to post in this thread.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Vampire?

Thats if everyone is undead

 

[shortkut]

Everyone who has yet to post in this thread.

@Crystal finally won her first game of wolf! Give her the @Holly tofu badge

 

[canadaguy]

Everyone who has yet to post in this thread.

Shortkut has as many posts as the next 3 highest posters combined

 

[VashTheStampede]

Hell yeah

 

[A Maybe Baker]

Shortkut has as many posts as the next 3 highest posters combined

He loses the hardest

 

[dimmerwit]

I was planning to make one post but then things happened and I blame kut and Vash

 

[Local Hero]

Half of my posts are just updating the skip counter.

 

[Christina]

I've decided that the worst thing this forum could have is those ... for when people are typing. The amount of times I type out stuff I think is funny, to delete it because I know it will only make me laugh.

 

[shortkut]

Shortkut has as many posts as the next 3 highest posters combined

I channeled Vash last game, this game I’m @TD

 

[Christina]

Half of my posts are just updating the skip counter.

You are really good at it.

 

[VashTheStampede]

I was planning to make one post but then things happened and I blame kut and Vash

What

I have done nothing wrong

Aside from 2 specific posts

 

[VashTheStampede]

I've decided that the worst thing this forum could have is those ... for when people are typing. The amount of times I type out stuff I think is funny, to delete it because I know it will only make me laugh.

Didn't we used to have that?

 

[A Maybe Baker]

You are really good at it.

Better than his normal participation in these threads, one might say.

 

[shortkut]

You are really good at it.

He missed a few people at times

 

[Christina]

Better than his normal participation in these threads, one might say.

Lightning comes out of no where and strikes Alu. It was very tragic.

 

[canadaguy]

Better than his normal participation in these threads, one might say.

I read that as precipitation

 

[VashTheStampede]

Lightning comes out of no where and strikes Alu. It was very tragic.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Y'all this Darby Allin vs Brody King match is nuts

 

[A Maybe Baker]

Lightning comes out of no where and strikes Alu. It was very tragic.

I'm made of lightning rods

 

[VashTheStampede]

I'm made of lightning rods

 

[A Maybe Baker]

I'm watching the new Chad Michael Murray Christmas movie on Netflix where he's a male stripper but it's rated pg so it's corny AF.

 

[A Maybe Baker]

Also one of my friends looks like the female lead so it's kind of like watching her start to date Chad Michael Murray

 

[shortkut]

I'm watching the new Chad Michael Murray Christmas movie on Netflix where he's a male stripper but it's rated pg so it's corny AF.

Paint stripper?

 

[VashTheStampede]

I'm watching the new Chad Michael Murray Christmas movie on Netflix where he's a male stripper but it's rated pg so it's corny AF.

Funny that we don't say "female stripper"

Its the fkn matriarchy

 

[shortkut]

You know, if zell had been shitposting, he might still be alive

 

[VashTheStampede]

You know, if zell had been shitposting, he might still be alive

He is still alive

 

[Christina]

Paint stripper?

I thought paint stripper was supposed to remove the paint.

 

[A Maybe Baker]

I thought paint stripper was supposed to remove the paint.

Technically he is, just very badly and slowly while also making it worse.