This adventure is set along the Sword Coast region of Faerûn, on an island called Stormwreck Isle about 5 miles off the coast, located near where the Sword Mountains abut the sea. You have bartered your way onto a merchant vessel scheduled to deliver supplies to an enclave on the island, one rumored to hold much knowledge and insight for adventurers trying to find their way in the Nine Realms. Yet tales from sailors speak of how perilous this voyage can be, even with how close the island lies to the coast. Stories abound of ships dashed upon the jagged rocks, with all souls meeting a watery end.
You and the other adventurers now aboard this cargo ship each have your own motivations for wanting to visit the Stormwreck Isle, but your fates have now converged together.

This is a Tavern thread for a campaign entitled Dragons of Stormwreck Isle.
This campaign is designed for 4-5 characters. It is an entry-level campaign well suited to beginners.
We now have a full party of 5:
This thread will be used for the following:
You and the other adventurers now aboard this cargo ship each have your own motivations for wanting to visit the Stormwreck Isle, but your fates have now converged together.

This is a Tavern thread for a campaign entitled Dragons of Stormwreck Isle.
This campaign is designed for 4-5 characters. It is an entry-level campaign well suited to beginners.
We now have a full party of 5:
- Zesty Zapcrackle the Tiefling Artificer (pdf)
- Moonsprout Beandirt the Halfling Bard (pdf)
- Aims'Orreh Mwuh'Bwadd the Half-Orc Barbarian (pdf)
- Nac McWeeble the Dwarf Monk (pdf)
- Short Order the Gnome Druid (pdf)
This thread will be used for the following:
- Gather the party: Sign-ups will be taken in the order they're received and once we have 5 people (or 4 with enough time passed that we're eager to go), a dedicated campaign thread will be posted.
- Party In-Depth Discussion: Out of character discussion regarding the campaign should be kept to this thread, to ensure that the campaign thread itself stays story-focused.
- Questions for the DM: Please use the @ tag feature if you need answers on something, to ensure it's seen.
- General Campaign Discussion: Discussion and comments from everyone is welcome in this thread, whether you're participating in the campaign or not.
I'm sure you'd have been the Foggy Nelson of lawyers.Fair enough. I should have stayed with it because I'd be a lot richer monetarily, but morally corrupt.
Damn my ethics...
ngl, Froggy appealed to me when I watched Daredevil... and I look forward to his return. So fuck you.I'm sure you'd have been the Foggy Nelson of lawyers.

You shaddup
So y'all mother fuckers going to do something other than sit around and lick Aims' nuts?
I kinda figured I should hold off on pushing you out of Dragon's Rest until you'd actually resolved introducing yourselves, assuming Zesty and Kutshort don't try to kill each other immediately, but it seems you've all got performance anxiety.
If you'd rather just skip the foreplay and go do combat, I can arrange that.
I kinda figured I should hold off on pushing you out of Dragon's Rest until you'd actually resolved introducing yourselves, assuming Zesty and Kutshort don't try to kill each other immediately, but it seems you've all got performance anxiety.
If you'd rather just skip the foreplay and go do combat, I can arrange that.
I was just trying to not dominate and get everyone else a chance to respond.So y'all mother fuckers going to do something other than sit around and lick Aims' nuts?
I kinda figured I should hold off on pushing you out of Dragon's Rest until you'd actually resolved introducing yourselves, assuming Zesty and Kutshort don't try to kill each other immediately, but it seems you've all got performance anxiety.
If you'd rather just skip the foreplay and go do combat, I can arrange that.
Translation: It was them, teacher, not me.
No one has ever accused you of being able to dominate anything, I promise.I was just trying to not dominate and get everyone else a chance to respond.
Translation: It was them, teacher, not me.
That's not what your mother said.No one has ever accused you of being able to dominate anything, I promise.

First off, 15 damage wouldn't one shot anyone. Not in MTG and not in our campaign.You're right, my mother did not say that. You quoted my post. She's not even registered on these forums Jon, Jesus Christ.
I'll give y'all until tomorrow evening, and if you've not moved by then; rocks fall, everyone dies.
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Second, that's not a real card! You can't bullshit a bullshitter, Ant Man.
I play commander. You can't play more than one copy in a deck.I truly didn't care to edit the first "RFED" meme I googled, but yeah I expected someone to call that out.
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Can't use MTG memes on me!
Also, I cast...

I play commander. You can't play more than one copy in a deck.
Can't use MTG memes on me!
Also, I cast...
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I've honestly played MTG like... 3 times. Most of them with clients when I did direct-support for in-home disability services.
I think my ex's best friend's husband gave me a bunch of old cards, and I may have purchased 1 box-set. Do I know where they are? No. Do I care to look? Also no.
I'm sure if I say "It had a fire chick on the box set" you'll be able to tell me what it was, though. 'cause it had a fire chick on it.
I would never do such a thing! Just because I enjoy it immensely and never have anyone to play with and I'm too lazy/scared to go play at my local game shop doesn't mean I expect the rest of you to be MTG nerds and shove it down your throat!![]()
I've honestly played MTG like... 3 times. Most of them with clients when I did direct-support for in-home disability services.
I think my ex's best friend's husband gave me a bunch of old cards, and I may have purchased 1 box-set. Do I know where they are? No. Do I care to look? Also no.
I'm sure if I say "It had a fire chick on the box set" you'll be able to tell me what it was, though. 'cause it had a fire chick on it.
It was likely Chandra...
Haha, real people, what a scary concept.I would never do such a thing! Just because I enjoy it immensely and never have anyone to play with and I'm too lazy/scared to go play at my local game shop doesn't mean I expect the rest of you to be MTG nerds and shove it down your throat!
It was likely Chandra...
This post contains 0 sarcasm.
And you're right, of course. It was this one.

Yup, Chandra, lolHaha, real people, what a scary concept.
This post contains 0 sarcasm.
And you're right, of course. It was this one.
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And yeah, I have a fair few LGS. One has commander every Monday and another every Friday. I have options... but people man... meeting new ones is tough.
The gun is facing the wrong way
Conventional "guns" don't exist in this universe, it's all magical bullshit, so who cares if it casts Magic Missile from it's ass?The gun is facing the wrong way
This Gnome understands how to effectively murder.Swipe at enemies to the front, ass cannon the enemies in the rear.
Being a murdergnome gives him an unfair advantageThis Gnome understands how to effectively murder.
Meanwhile the half orc:This Gnome understands how to effectively murder.
"deadly fart. Very dangerous"
**Rolling for building an ass cannon**@Jon get an ass cannon already
You know.. this would be a thing if I became an artillerist instead of a Battle Smith.
I know if I were a small character I could ride the steel defender. But I could fulfill Alu's request by developing a cannon I could place in Boltzmann's assI mean... Artificer vehicles do exist already so there's some precedent... I'm not 100% against it.
Something like that though, I'd make you need to go find some rare component first, I think.

... Please don't. I don't want to have to generate an AI illustration to go along with that. This campaign needs less things in asses.I know if I were a small character I could ride the steel defender. But I could fulfill Alu's request by developing a cannon I could place in Boltzmann's ass![]()
I say this being the figurehead of AnAI Association.
... Please don't. I don't want to have to generate an AI illustration to go along with that. This campaign needs less things in asses.
I say this being the figurehead of AnAI Association.

If you're giving Boltzmann any kind of disturbing weaponry, it would also be a missed opportunity to not equip him with a red rocket.
Hmm... red rocket that shoots a webbing.If you're giving Boltzmann any kind of disturbing weaponry, it would also be a missed opportunity to not equip him with a red rocket.
Ass cannon shoots rocks
If you're giving Boltzmann any kind of disturbing weaponry, it would also be a missed opportunity to not equip him with a red rocket.
At first glance, I thought the ass cannons looked like jets! A jet fueled charge woukd be hecking effective I think.
At first glance, I thought the ass cannons looked like jets! A jet fueled charge woukd be hecking effective I think.
I want that @Ben
It's cool, there's no rush with this crap. We've been working with people in different timezones all along.Just a heads up in case combat starts, I probably won't get a chance to post until I get home later tonight. I want to thoroughly look over all of Magni's bells and whistles, and depending on how bad overtime is at work it might be 2am before I can even clock out![]()
At first glance, I thought the ass cannons looked like jets! A jet fueled charge woukd be hecking effective I think.
I was gonna claim it was a jet pack and now Metal Gear Kobold could fly, but figured it detracted from the "walking tank" thing. Though as you implied, a charge wouldn't go amiss...

EDIT: Oh, shit. I didn't even look at the video since it came up as age restricted and wouldn't embed here.
I mentioned Orgasmo like last week. This must be... Destiny.
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I want that @Ben

Word, no worries. I realized I've got another trip to the lake this weekend, so while I'm taking my chromebook, internet will be spotty. I'll still try to get initiative order out by tonight though.FYI I'll be in the mountains in Vermont next week. I'll still have Internet access, but I'll be on here a bit less. I should still be available to play
A) Thread split, since it was getting pretty big.
B) Roman(-like) kobolds!
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If you hit a 1, 2 or 3, you'll need to spend an action clearing the jam.