Aims is always craving something to eatNot that I don't love Aims, but I crave something different at times.
I'm not saying she was the retired General of the army that killed Aims' entire unit and left him the sole survivor, but she was.

She should have challenged him to an eating contest. Aims hungry, not smartEven tried to force Aims into a fight with her, but noooooooooo.
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I'm not saying she was the retired General of the army that killed Aims' entire unit and left him the sole survivor, but she was.

Because you wouldn't let me fuck Tarek, fuck you, that's whySee, why couldn't you buggers find that out during the campaign?!
*Angry DM noises*

I don't care how good your songs are, you can't just suddenly turn someone gay.Because you wouldn't let me fuck Tarek, fuck you, that's why![]()

Besides, Tarak was your father!
(Not really.)
Songs can't turn you gay, he says.I don't care how good your songs are, you can't just suddenly turn someone gay.
Besides, Tarak was your father!
(Not really.)
Brother, have you ever HEARD Dancing Queen? YMCA?
I have, and I'm still a fiend for the ladies, so... Disproven.Songs can't turn you gay, he says.
Brother, have you ever HEARD Dancing Queen? YMCA?
Honestly I just picked the least pleasant place I could find for the joke.Maybe, but the only campaign I can find for that is some old 2e thing that'd take a lot of converting.
If I do run something again, it'd be some established campaign so a lot of the work is done for me. Homebrewing something seems out of my attention range right now.
I'd probably be looking at Dragons of Icespire Peak, Lost Laboratory of Kwalish, or Curse of Strahd.
If I was coming back I'd probably stick with Magni and just level him up however needed, especially if any story shit ended up being planned for him. Though I did have the start of a blood hunter character in mind back when Vash was talking about running Strahd, so if we went in that direction I'd consider rolling up that character instead.
Ants!
noob
I dunno what to doIf we are all starting new characters, maybe @Ants! would want to join
Neither did any of us when we startedI dunno what to do
Download dnd beyond and make one there. If @Ben provides the link to his dummy campaign I think you get more optionsWhere are the instructions on making a character?
Because you link us all together?I'm find the dummy campaign link when on PC
Downloaded and registered now what do
Sign In

That link should let you join the "dummy campaign" I have up just to share all my content books with everyone. It gives you extra character/class options, etc. You can move a character from that campaign to whatever new one I might set up after.
Make a goose barbarianI want my character to be into bread.
Probably need to use Aarakocra as a base but... I'm OK with flavoring it to look like a goose and not an eagle.Make a goose barbarian

Character Species for Dungeons & Dragons (D&D) Fifth Edition (5e) - D&D Beyond
Dungeons and Dragons (D&D) Fifth Edition (5e) Species. A comprehensive list of all official character species for Fifth Edition.


Character Classes for Dungeons & Dragons (D&D) Fifth Edition (5e) - D&D Beyond
Dungeons and Dragons (D&D) Fifth Edition (5e) Classes. A comprehensive list of all official character classes for Fifth Edition.


Character Backgrounds for Dungeons & Dragons (D&D) Fifth Edition (5e) - D&D Beyond
Dungeons and Dragons (D&D) Fifth Edition (5e) Character Backgrounds. A comprehensive list of all official character backgrounds for Fifth Edition.

The app/site does a good job of guiding you through character creation, what to roll, all that shit. You can read through the above links for information on the species, etc. if you want.
Ants!
noob
Can you share that pic you made of all the players from Acolytes 2 again I think I want to use the buddah ant as my character pic.Probably need to use Aarakocra as a base but... I'm OK with flavoring it to look like a goose and not an eagle.
Not that much. It somewhat impacts how npcs see you, like soldier backgrounds get free lodging in barracks or something like that, but they're not super game changing.Does it matter what I pick for "background"?
Whenever he goes to attack someone, he says "Bread-y or not, here I crumb"I want my character to be into bread.
Obligate? No. But I don't think we're opposedI see you mother bitches trying to obligate me into starting this back up.
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Make a goose barbarian

Totem of the Duck - Critical Role
The Totem of the Duck is a spirit totem option for barbarians who follow the Path of the Totem Warrior. These barbarians draw power from animal spirits to take on...
Oddly enough this exists
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Totem of the Duck - Critical Role
The Totem of the Duck is a spirit totem option for barbarians who follow the Path of the Totem Warrior. These barbarians draw power from animal spirits to take on...criticalrole.miraheze.org
Oddly enough this exists
Ducktemic Attunement
At 14th level, when the barbarian is raging and hits with an attack on their turn, they can forgo their second attack and instead flap their arms and honk at the target. The creature must make a Wisdom saving throw (DC = 8 + Proficiency bonus + Charisma modifier) or be frightened of the barbarian until the end of the barbarian's next turn.
You need to post this in the dnd meme thread. Spam in the tavern threads will not be tolerated
You need to post this in the dnd meme thread. Spam in the tavern threads will not be tolerated

I was simply informing him of another meme thread to drive up activity and participation
Ants!
noob
Use yourYou need to post this in the dnd meme thread. Spam in the tavern threads will not be tolerated