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So what are your thoughts about public bathrooms? They can get a bit rough can't they? I mean with the vandalism on the stall doors and people wiping and smearing their feces on the wall. There are just some places where I'd rather find a tree instead. Do you think a dirty bathroom can be bad for business?
 

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One time while tailgating a football game a buddy of mine went to the portapotty, then came back out immediately without doing anything before saying:

"Someone took a shit in the urinal and then someone else threw up all over the toilet"


It could have been the same person going 2-for-1 though.
 

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Depends on the venue. Fancy grocery store? Hell yeah. Cleanest bathroom I’ve ever made a 3am deposit in was in a Harris Teeters or Wegmans. The ones here even have the automatic seat cleaners.

Concert/sports event/anywhere alcohol is served? Nope.

Fast food joint? I know what fast food does to people. I’m dumb, but I’m not a fucking idiot.
 

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Public bathrooms are the worst. If there's an option to not use a porta-potty, that's the option I take even if I have to pay more

To hell with paying. I was in NYC one year, and we had dinner at Carmine’s. It went right through me, and I went right through the lobby door at the Four Seasons or whatever it was nearby and did not speak to a soul on my way through. Walk with intent. With purpose. No one will question you.
 

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Depends on the venue. Fancy grocery store? Hell yeah. Cleanest bathroom I’ve ever made a 3am deposit in was in a Harris Teeters or Wegmans. The ones here even have the automatic seat cleaners.

Concert/sports event/anywhere alcohol is served? Nope.

Fast food joint? I know what fast food does to people. I’m dumb, but I’m not a fucking idiot.
What he said.
 
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