Public Bathrooms?

[MrDawn]

So what are your thoughts about public bathrooms? They can get a bit rough can't they? I mean with the vandalism on the stall doors and people wiping and smearing their feces on the wall. There are just some places where I'd rather find a tree instead. Do you think a dirty bathroom can be bad for business?

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

One time while tailgating a football game a buddy of mine went to the portapotty, then came back out immediately without doing anything before saying:

"Someone took a shit in the urinal and then someone else threw up all over the toilet"


It could have been the same person going 2-for-1 though.

 

[Crystal]

I don't use them, at all, both because they're usually disgusting and also because how dare we try to do so...

 

[Mark]

Depends on the venue. Fancy grocery store? Hell yeah. Cleanest bathroom I’ve ever made a 3am deposit in was in a Harris Teeters or Wegmans. The ones here even have the automatic seat cleaners.

Concert/sports event/anywhere alcohol is served? Nope.

Fast food joint? I know what fast food does to people. I’m dumb, but I’m not a fucking idiot.

 

[Gloom-is-good]

Public bathrooms are the worst. If there's an option to not use a porta-potty, that's the option I take even if I have to pay more

 

[Mark]

Public bathrooms are the worst. If there's an option to not use a porta-potty, that's the option I take even if I have to pay more

To hell with paying. I was in NYC one year, and we had dinner at Carmine’s. It went right through me, and I went right through the lobby door at the Four Seasons or whatever it was nearby and did not speak to a soul on my way through. Walk with intent. With purpose. No one will question you.

 

[Nae'blis]

Depends on the venue. Fancy grocery store? Hell yeah. Cleanest bathroom I’ve ever made a 3am deposit in was in a Harris Teeters or Wegmans. The ones here even have the automatic seat cleaners.

Concert/sports event/anywhere alcohol is served? Nope.

Fast food joint? I know what fast food does to people. I’m dumb, but I’m not a fucking idiot.

What he said.