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Ben Wolf Paranormal Prime-Time: Day 1

Who should the town execute? (6 needed)

  • Ad Infinitum

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  • Benzine

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  • Christina

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  • dimmerwit

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  • Jon

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  • Kat

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  • Local Hero

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • TD

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  • VashTheStampede

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We currently have 5 votes for Fool's, of those 5, I feel pretty comfortable with 4 being town based on vibes. Though my vibe-rater could be a little off on Monsieur Alu.

We have 8 total townies.
Local is confirmed.
I know I'm a townie.
Jon is very likely a townie.
Quagmire could be a townie by extension (but dead soon).
Kat is giving off townie vibes.
Vash is giving off townie vibes.
So is Christina.

So I'm sure at least one of the above is incorrect.

But if not, who's the last townie?
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Hey Paranormal Prime-Time!

First time, long time! I've been listening to your podcast ever since you did that episode on the Jackalope from America's Funniest People. I always thought it was weird that Dave Coulier hosted that show because I always assumed he was Canadian because of that time Alanis Morrisette wrote a song about blowing him in a movie theater. Thanks for setting me straight that he's an American and that the Jackalope was totally completely real.

Anyway, on to my question: How would I go about  skipping the rest of a day phase?

Looking forward to the episode about the lizard people that run the world,

VashTheStampede, a.k.a. @HuckleberryMcRib on the PPT discord.
 

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Hey Paranormal Prime-Time!

First time, long time! I've been listening to your podcast ever since you did that episode on the Jackalope from America's Funniest People. I always thought it was weird that Dave Coulier hosted that show because I always assumed he was Canadian because of that time Alanis Morrisette wrote a song about blowing him in a movie theater. Thanks for setting me straight that he's an American and that the Jackalope was totally completely real.

Anyway, on to my question: How would I go about  skipping the rest of a day phase?

Looking forward to the episode about the lizard people that run the world,

VashTheStampede, a.k.a. @HuckleberryMcRib on the PPT discord.
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Thanks for calling in, Huckleberry McRib. Paranormal Prime-Time is kept alive by true believers such as yourself.

Unfortunately I've only received 4 reports of people skipping through town, so it is not a foregone conclusion. But please, do consider subscribing to our Patreon, where for just $5 a month you'll get access to a forum where time is made up and nothing truly matters.
 

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I'm birdsitting my friend's pet eagle, this listener will have him fly over to PPT HQ once a month with a $5 bill. I don't believe in leaving a trail.
 

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I'm birdsitting my friend's pet eagle, this listener will have him fly over to PPT HQ once a month with a $5 bill. I don't believe in leaving a trail.
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If the rest if you do want to skip, I have the next episode put together already. Surely no one would change their mind last minute just to fuck my trying to prepare ahead of time, that's never happened before. :rolleyes:

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  2. TD
  3. Christina
  4. VashTheStampede
  5. Ad Infinitum
 

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If the rest if you do want to skip, I have the next episode put together already. Surely no one would change their mind last minute just to fuck my trying to prepare ahead of time, that's never happened before. :rolleyes:

Skips:
  1. Benzine
  2. TD
  3. Christina
  4. VashTheStampede
  5. Ad Infinitum

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Day 1 Results

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Welcome back, night seekers. You're tuned in to Paranormal Prime-Time—the show where the strange isn't just possible… it's inevitable. I'm Al, your guide through the darkness that stretches just beyond the reach of the known.

If you're here, you're ready for the truth—or maybe, the truth is already waiting for you.

Let's dive in.

Daybreak in Arswyd didn't bring comfort—only clarity.

The horror of the previous night's discovery lingered thick in the air—choking, impossible to ignore. But as the sun clawed its way over the horizon, something even darker unfolded.

By midday, word had spread. Whispers turned into fear, and if the night had been terrifying, the day carved through the heart of Arswyd like a blade.

Tension in the town square was thick. Local Hero stepped forward, flask in hand, eyes locked on Ants—who stood far too still for comfort.

The spray of holy water hit. At first, nothing.

Then the flesh began to blister and peel, revealing something inhuman beneath. His body convulsed violently, twisting unnaturally as voices fractured from his throat—until a smooth Southern drawl cut through the horror.

"I'm sorry… I thought you was corn."

In seconds, his form burned to ash, leaving behind brittle bones and silence. Local Hero took a sip from the flask and walked away.

But the fear didn't fade.

The crowd turned on Fool's Requiem next. A hastily built gallows stood ready. He was bound, rage burning in his eyes.

Before the lever could be pulled, his body twisted—elongated limbs, jagged teeth, the hollow stare of a Wendigo. He lunged forward, but the rope snapped tight with a brutal crack.

His body froze mid-lunge. Moments later, flames consumed him from within, leaving nothing but ash.

The horror wasn't over.

Jon collapsed first. Witnesses described a sickly green pallor overtaking him as he clutched his throat. He fell to his knees, vomiting a thick, black sludge that devoured him from the inside. A notebook spilled from his coat, swallowed by the gore.

Jon, the Paranormal Tracker, twitched once—and was gone.

Quagmire followed silently. His body contorted, face elongating into a snout as thick black froth oozed from his mouth. His eyes burned an unnatural blue—until they melted, releasing a cascade of ichor.

The uncovered Michigan Dogman tried to howl, but his flesh dissolved into sludge, leaving only brittle bones behind.

Three monsters dead. One innocent lost.

The shaken crowd dispersed, haunted by a mixture of relief and regret. The dread remained—unspoken but understood.

Night was coming.

And Arswyd was not yet safe.

This has been Paranormal Prime-Time. Stay sharp. Stay safe.

And remember:

Don't. Look. Outside.

@Fool's Requiem has been executed. He was the Wendigo (Berserk Wolf).

@Jon has died from a seer-transmitted-infection. He was the Paranormal Tracker (Spirit Seer).

@Quagmire has died from a seer-transmitted-infection. He was the Michigan Dogman (Wolf Seer).


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