Memes for Ants (& Eye’s Most Still Enjoyed Thread)

[Ben]

I know Quagmire meant his saxophone goose tattoo came from the same post Ants got his ones from, but I agree...

 

[Ants!]

Yall beat me too it lol. I would have replied with "so did I".

 

[Ants!]

Came from that post!

We all know you did.

 

[Quagmire]

I know Quagmire meant his saxophone goose tattoo came from the same post Ants got his ones from, but I agree...

Guess pronouns are important

 

[shortkut]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

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I kinda want to go bankrupt just giving away a bunch of mini DOS boxes that look like Snickers bars and can play Doom.

Last year all I did was put high quality chocolate truffles in my basket outside.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Nae'blis]

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Sick looking shirt, dude.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Crystal]

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Well that was wonderfully affirming.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ben]

 

[Ants!]

So apparently we don't need to whip it out anymore to compare sizes but I don't mind doing it anyway.

 

[Ants!]

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Mario be laying pipe

 

[Fool's Requiem]

 

[Ben]

 

[Ben]

Actually, lolmeme but I'm going to say the crazy high testosterone IQ person is styropyro.

 

[Ben]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I appreciate a woman who is willing to sleep around (as long as she's doing it safely).

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Mark]

I appreciate a woman who is willing to sleep around (as long as she's doing it safely).

Coming soon... The OSHA approved guide to fucking.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Sex Ed: Sponsored by OSHA

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

@Ben

 

[Ants!]

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@Ben

I imagine that as a prank. Like, you intentionally let someone see you drop it in the drink, and some dudes are like "Hey!!" and start beating you up and you manage to say "just look at the glass" in between coughing up blood, and they see the dinosaur and everyone starts laughing.

 

[Mark]

I imagine that as a prank. Like, you intentionally let someone see you drop it in the drink, and some dudes are like "Hey!!" and start beating you up and you manage to say "just look at the glass" in between coughing up blood, and they see the dinosaur and everyone starts laughing.

Ah... Pranks, when the world was simple.

You can't even walk into a store and find exploding cigarette tips or itching powder anymore. My friends used to hate me. First one to pass out got itching powder down their shirt. Got smelly feet and took your shoes off? You got itchy feet now. Wanna steal cigarettes when no one's looking? Bang. Now your ears are ringing.

 

[Ants!]

Or like when you enter somebody and feel a ton of pain and you immediately pull it back out to find that she stuck a mouse trap up in there.

 

[Ants!]

Sorry something must be wrong with me

 

[Ben]

Sorry something must be wrong with me

 

[Mark]

Or like when you enter somebody and feel a ton of pain and you immediately pull it back out to find that she stuck a mouse trap up in there.

I really thought you were gonna take it here:



But, nah, you went Looney Tunes and opted for the Acme mouse trap.

Perfectly fine, well-balanced individual.

 

[Jawneh]

 

[Nae'blis]

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- I'd tap that, said @Ants! enthusiastically. (probably)

 

[Fool's Requiem]

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[shortkut]

- I'd tap that, said @Ants! enthusiastically. (probably)

JD Vants! ?

 

[Jawneh]

 

[canadaguy]

To be cured obviously

 

[Nae'blis]

JD Vants! ?

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

- I'd tap that, said @Ants! enthusiastically. (probably)

Nah. Congrats on finding the first woman to ever repulse me. I mean that's really something.

 

[Nae'blis]

Nah. Congrats on finding the first woman to ever repulse me. I mean that's really something.

 

[canadaguy]

Nah. Congrats on finding the first woman to ever repulse me. I mean that's really something.

@Ants!'s green flag list:

• vagina

Red flag list:

• Magic healing maggots

Meanwhile I am finding myself quite intrigued

 

[Ants!]

Me considering some hot twin action with Patty and Selma from the Simpsons:

 

[canadaguy]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

Good for you @Ants!