Memes for Ants (& Eye’s Most Still Enjoyed Thread)

[Fool's Requiem]

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I had my Mozilla Firefox account with a very basic password for far too long. Now I just hope I can easily recover it if I forget.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

Fatality. Flawless victory.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

 

[Ben]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Jon]

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[Quagmire]

 

[Mark]

@Quagmire 's new favorite sweater.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Quagmire, is everything going okay?

I've noticed a trend.

 

[Mark]

Quagmire, is everything going okay?

I've noticed a trend.

Bro's goose is cooked.

 

[Quagmire]

Quagmire, is everything going okay?

I've noticed a trend.

Have you looked around lately

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Have you looked around lately

yeah, but that's currently out of our control until November.

I'm talking personally. There's been a heavy dose of self-deprecating humor.

 

[Quagmire]

yeah, but that's currently out of our control until November.

I'm talking personally. There's been a heavy dose of self-deprecating humor.

Im good personally. Self deprecating humor is my favorite

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Madden_07]

 

[Mark]

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Used to charge my weed vape with my work computer and car.

Couldn't turn my lights off before because the WiFi went out in a storm.

The television tells us when the oven is preheated.

The watch tells you to walk if you've sat for over an hour.

The future is fuckin' weird.

 

[Madden_07]

Still cant get a blowjob machine though, the future sucks.

 

[Quagmire]

Still cant get a blowjob machine though, the future sucks.

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Thank the lord for private browser and finding this for you, Im sure @Ants! has some recommendations

 

[Madden_07]

That's not my bag, baby

 

[canadaguy]

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Thank the lord for private browser and finding this for you, Im sure @Ants! has some recommendations

I am not gonna click that because I do not want to fuck up my amazon recommendations again


Yes I know I can remove items from my history

 

[Ben]

Still cant get a blowjob machine though, the future sucks.

There are many robots that will jerk you off, if you look hard enough.

 

[canadaguy]

I mean we've had hot tub jets and vacuums for decades

 

[Mark]

I mean we've had hot tub jets and vacuums for decades

 

[Madden_07]

Ya

I mean we've had hot tub jets and vacuums for decades

I need something with a little more bite to it

 

[Quagmire]

Ya

I need something with a little more bite to it

Not to kink shame, but you do you

 

[canadaguy]

Not to kink shame, but you do you

I agree

The word bite and that area is a no thank you here

 

[Madden_07]

 

[Ben]

Ya

I need something with a little more bite to it

More bite you say,

 

[canadaguy]

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[Madden_07]

More bite you say,

give me Blendo or give me death

 

[Fool's Requiem]

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lol, why is the Unibomber in the background?

 

[canadaguy]

lol, why is the Unibomber in the background?

He was noted for his general dislike of high tech gadgets

 

[Nae'blis]

Guys will see this and say hell yeah.

 

[shortkut]

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Thank the lord for private browser and finding this for you, Im sure @Ants! has some recommendations

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Madden_07]

Well son of a bitch, we actually have one of these laying around the house for our dog

 

[canadaguy]

 

[Ants!]

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Thank the lord for private browser and finding this for you, Im sure @Ants! has some recommendations

You got me lol. I ordered one very much like that a few months ago when I got tired of being celibate

Although my wife and I finally sorta-kinda reconciled about a week ago and I finally got laid again after nine months of just me and my hand (and eventually jerk-off robot).

I am not gonna click that because I do not want to fuck up my amazon recommendations again


Yes I know I can remove items from my history

Fuck up, or made better?

 

[Ants!]

Oh yeah, my recommendation is also getting a water-based lube and toy-cleaning spray to go along with it, and maybe check and see if it comes with the suction cup attachment so you can stick it to the shower wall.


Now yall got a visual in your heads and you'll never get rid of it.

 

[canadaguy]

Fuck up, or made better?

 

[Quagmire]

(and eventually jerk-off robot).

Have you considered one of these?

 

[dimmerwit]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[dimmerwit]

I guess he could try and claim Orange Julius.

 

[canadaguy]

And a calender

 

[shortkut]

And a calender

Better than just a month

 

[Mark]

Oh yeah, my recommendation is also getting a water-based lube and toy-cleaning spray to go along with it, and maybe check and see if it comes with the suction cup attachment so you can stick it to the shower wall.


Now yall got a visual in your heads and you'll never get rid of it.

Man, it ain't easy working around the censor...



That's supposed to be a "hollow tube with a suction cup"...