Memes for Ants (& Eye’s Most Still Enjoyed Thread)

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

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I will say that I do find some objects sexy. But not in a "I wanna stick my dick in it" sexy, just "I really like they way this thing looks."

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Inverter microwaves: We're right here waiting to be used for that purpose.

Only problem is that because of how they're designed, EVERYTHING gets hot... including the dish you're heating stuff on/in.

That said, I will never buy a regular microwave again. Inverters defrost things CORRECTLY.

 

[Ben]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[shortkut]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

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I was about to save this and come here to post it, then I remembered where I was.

 

[Ben]

I was about to save this and come here to post it, then I remembered where I was.

I think if we're all honest, this has happened to all of us at least once.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[canadaguy]

That said, I will never buy a regular microwave again. Inverters defrost things CORRECTLY

Still the wrong way

 

[Ants!]

Going home today. I was the only one who felt like getting up early enough to go downstairs for the free hotel breakfast. We going to waffle house since everyone else got up too late.

So my wife just told me: "hey Joe, you know what? You get to have SECOND BREAKFAST!"

 

[Ben]

Going home today. I was the only one who felt like getting up early enough to go downstairs for the free hotel breakfast. We going to waffle house since everyone else got up too late.

So my wife just told me: "hey Joe, you know what? You get to have SECOND BREAKFAST!"

 

[Crystal]

Going home today. I was the only one who felt like getting up early enough to go downstairs for the free hotel breakfast. We going to waffle house since everyone else got up too late.

So my wife just told me: "hey Joe, you know what? You get to have SECOND BREAKFAST!"

What about elevensies? Afternoon luncheon? Dinner? Supper? She knows you need them, too, right?

 

[Ants!]

Hope not because I'm fat enough already!

 

[BigDaddy]

What about elevensies? Afternoon luncheon? Dinner? Supper? She knows you need them, too, right?

Not to mention Waffle House offers all of these and more!

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Not to mention Waffle House offers all of these and more!

I miss when they had t-bone steaks. They made a big deal about how they were the highest seller of t-bone steaks and then they went and removed them from the menu.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ben]

What about elevensies?

My nan used to have coffee at 11 every day, with her friend who lived down the row of cottages.

I always wondered why coffee then and tea the rest of the time, but now being an adult I realize it's just the time you need recharging.

 

[BigDaddy]

I miss when they had t-bone steaks. They made a big deal about how they were the highest seller of t-bone steaks and then they went and removed them from the menu.

I used to eat breakfast there with my dad when I was younger, but I never had a steak. I hadn't been there in years until last year. A buddy of mine loves Waffle House, and for his bachelor party day we started the festivities with breakfast there that morning.

Actually I'm just now remembering going there about 5 or 6 years ago. I was playing in a Friday night sand volleyball league, and someone suggested going after the games. So a group of us went at like 11:30-midnightish, which is nearing quintessential Waffle House experience territory.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Crystal]

My nan used to have coffee at 11 every day, with her friend who lived down the row of cottages.

I always wondered why coffee then and tea the rest of the time, but now being an adult I realize it's just the time you need recharging.

Yep, they had it figured out. Though it probably doesn't help eating a full English first thing each day. I'd need the boost after second breakfast, too!!

 

[Mark]

This is the only reason I'd celebrate tomorrow.

 

[shortkut]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Old meme from a simpler time.

 

[Ants!]

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Wyd later

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Mark]

 

[Nae'blis]

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As the GWF resident Swede, I can tell you the will to live is in aisle 8 shelf 32, look for Klönk!

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[shortkut]

 

[Mark]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Quagmire]

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You know who else is into bread?

 

[Ants!]

You know who else is into bread?

Now I'm wondering if they have a goose version of this underwear

 

[Quagmire]

Now I'm wondering if they have a goose version of this underwear

I would 100% buy that in an instant

 

[Ants!]

I would 100% buy that in an instant

If you aren't big enough, I'll have to get you a hummingbird one instead

 

[Ants!]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Mark]

 

[Ants!]

I often have a lager brain myself.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[canadaguy]

As the GWF resident Swede, I can tell you the will to live is in aisle 8 shelf 32, look for Klönk!

And remember it's 2 boxes!

 

[canadaguy]

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Old meme from a simpler time.

Just on their way to handle a bunch of protestors

 

[Mark]

I often have a lager brain myself.

I saw that typo as I was uploading it, and decided "naaah, it can stay, still relevant for these fucks".