Memes for Ants (& Eye’s Most Still Enjoyed Thread)

[canadaguy]

 

[shortkut]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Mother nature just pissed her pantsuit!

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Mark]

...I really gotta stop doing things like shaving my head and showering, because I come back an hour later and this is where we're at.

 

[Ben]

...I really gotta stop doing things like shaving my head and showering, because I come back an hour later and this is where we're at.

It's all your fault, you cleanly fuck.

 

[Mark]

It's all your fault, you cleanly fuck.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

 

[Ben]

Weird... After talking here earlier about my days being active in that fetish community, through which I met my partner about 8 years ago, that I haven't visited in about 5 years... Earlier today she randomly told me that she'd reactivated her account there and wanted to meet poly couples (maybe just women) or find events in the area.

I'm fairly sure she's not reading every post I make here...

 

[Nae'blis]

^ @Ben's partner

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Crazy Jamie]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Big dicks in cat brother's bum.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Jawneh]

 

[canadaguy]

OH FUCK DUCK-DUCK

Forgot about him

 

[Ants!]

 

[canadaguy]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

Cop pulls out night stick.

Protestor grinds on nightstick and moans.

Cop puts nightstick away and leaves.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Mark]

 

[Jawneh]

 

[Mark]

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The only times I’ve stepped foot in New York was for work.

Absolutely terrible life choices.

 

[Ants!]

Where do basketball players go to buy new uniforms?


New Jersey.

 

[Mark]

Where do basketball players go to buy new uniforms?


New Jersey.

 

[BigDaddy]

Where do basketball players go to buy new uniforms?


New Jersey.

If Virginia wore a New Jersey, what did Delaware? Idaho, but Alaska!

 

[Ants!]

If Virginia wore a New Jersey, what did Delaware? Idaho, but Alaska!

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

Heard a story one time about a lady taking her kid to a diner to eat and the kid says "I WISH TO FEAST UPON YOUR UNBORN!!!!" And the lady puts her head in her hand and says "Eggs. He wants eggs."

 

[Nae'blis]

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[Crazy Jamie]

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Even if you believe that homosexuality is a sin. Even if you believe it is something that needs to be campaigned against. Just imagine your first public message after getting engaged, before expressing love for your fiancée, being "fuck the gays". Just absolutely extraordinary. Hopefully she's as broken as him, or I can't see that lasting long.

 

[Mark]

Even if you believe that homosexuality is a sin. Even if you believe it is something that needs to be campaigned against. Just imagine your first public message after getting engaged, before expressing love for your fiancée, being "fuck the gays". Just absolutely extraordinary. Hopefully she's as broken as him, or I can't see that lasting long.

Alternatively, is she announcing a conquest? Was he gay prior to meeting her? I've known a couple women that flirted with one of my gay friends and they treated him like a damn achievement they wanted to unlock. I'm sure the same happens with lesbians and straight men, but, for the sake of that post, conquering a gay man could definitely be on some woman's mind if she thinks she's hot shit enough.

 

[Mark]

Oh, and... Memes.



Also, I shouldn't be showing y'all this behind the curtain shit, but, this is what our server looks like.

 

[Ants!]

I assumed it was the guy posting.

 

[canadaguy]

Oh, and... Memes.

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[Ants!]

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Can confirm.

8/10.

 

[canadaguy]

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Dude's shirt is on the verge of defeat too

 

[canadaguy]

Can confirm.

8/10.

That 5 hour energy comin in clutch

 

[Mark]

I assumed it was the guy posting.

No shit... I didn't pay attention to the picture, just the name, and I've only heard Addison as a female name. I'm dumb, so, there's that.

 

[Ants!]

 

[Crystal]

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[Ben]

I bought this today. My wife looked questioning.