Memes for Ants (& Eye’s Most Still Enjoyed Thread)

[canadaguy]

 

[Ben]

I knew I had a picture of him lurking in the depths of Google Photos.

The only reason I kept this is because I remember they told me Thomas was sick, and when I tooted his horn it made him feel better.



I was probably like, 3-4 here.

 

[canadaguy]

 

[Ants!]

I knew I had a picture of him lurking in the depths of Google Photos.

The only reason I kept this is because I remember they told me Thomas was sick, and when I tooted his horn it made him feel better.

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I was probably like, 3-4 here.

When big ben was still little ben.

 

[Ants!]

Too late, I'm already here.

 

[Ants!]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ben]

 

[Ben]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ben]

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Cliterally no penis.

 

[Jawneh]

 

[Ants!]

Cliterally no penis.

Could be just another way to say she's not getting laid.

"Well then guess who just got herself un-invited to this micro penis?"

 

[Ben]

Could be just another way to say she's not getting laid.

"Well then guess who just got herself un-invited to this micro penis?"

I guess you could interpret it that way, if you need to make yourself feel better about your small penis.

 

[Mark]

Fair. I'm surprised no one tried to slap me with a Horny Jail sentence considering I had a whole AI group thread about titties.

You're the warden of horny jail.

 

[Ben]

You're the warden of horny jail.

 

[Jawneh]

 

[Ants!]

Do I get conjugal visits

 

[Ben]

Do I get conjugal visits

No, but I'll make you some tea.

 

[Mark]

Do I get conjugal visits

 

[Ants!]

No, but I'll make you some tea.

Tea, yes.

Tea bag, no. Or well...maybe.

 

[Ben]

Tea, yes.

Tea bag, no. Or well...maybe.

 

[Ants!]

 

[Mark]

I replaced "money" with "good weed" and got two chicks at the same time with that line years ago.

 

[Ben]

I replaced "money" with "good weed" and got two chicks at the same time with that line years ago.

I replaced it with "good dick" and it worked.

 

[Mark]

I replaced it with "good dick" and it worked.

I don't do advertisements. My gimmick was always playing modest and then...

 

[Ben]

I don't do advertisements. My gimmick was always playing modest and then...

Local newspapers stopped answering my calls after the first 4 adverts.

 

[Mark]

Local newspapers stopped answering my calls after the first 4 adverts.

Just showed my previous message to Kristina under the "hurr durr, look what I said on the internets" clause regarding her involvement with this place and got a...

"That's pretty much it. You act just like that, too."

So, there you have it. A nice startling mental image for y'all's Monday.

DING DONG.

 

[Ben]

Just showed my previous message to Kristina under the "hurr durr, look what I said on the internets" clause regarding her involvement with this place and got a...

"That's pretty much it. You act just like that, too."

So, there you have it. A nice startling mental image for y'all's Monday.

DING DONG.

Marky Got Fingered.

@Ants!-y would you like some sausage?

 

[Ants!]

I replaced it with "good dick" and it worked.

You should lead with some self-depreciating humor. "Hey baby! Want some really bad dick followed by regret tomorrow morning? Well look no further!" That way later if she's not impressed you can be like "well I tried to warn you!"

 

[Ben]

You should lead with some self-depreciating humor. "Hey baby! Want some really bad dick followed by regret tomorrow morning? Well look no further!" That way later if she's not impressed you can be like "well I tried to warn you!"

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

Marky Got Fingered.

@Ants!-y would you like some sausage?

She thirsty.

 

[Mark]

You should lead with some self-depreciating humor. "Hey baby! Want some really bad dick followed by regret tomorrow morning? Well look no further!" That way later if she's not impressed you can be like "well I tried to warn you!"

Hell yeah. I am my biggest hater, and it has successfully confused every woman who has ever had the misfortune of having some fucky fucky with me. It's almost like they're collectively tired of false confidence and cocky guys that aren't... cocky.

 

[Ben]

I just operated on word of mouth for a while in my late 20s. I met my current partner because a married couple from a fetish community I was in told her she should meet me, which happened while I was facilitating a business deal between said married couple who grew weed and my dispensary owning ex poly-partner.

Telling my kids how mom and dad met is going to take a loooooooot of glossing over.

 

[Ants!]

Hell yeah. I am my biggest hater, and it has successfully confused every woman who has ever had the misfortune of having some fucky fucky with me. It's almost like they're collectively tired of false confidence and cocky guys that aren't... cocky.

Once on a dating app I got good results sending an opening message that went something like "Hey, want to get together and eventually get married so you can get half my stuff a few years from now?"

 

[Ants!]

I just operated on word of mouth for a while in my late 20s. I met my current partner because a married couple from a fetish community I was in told her she should meet me, which happened while I was facilitating a business deal between said married couple who grew weed and my dispensary owning ex poly-partner.

Telling my kids how mom and dad met is going to take a loooooooot of glossing over.

Just use a couple of dolls and puppets.

I mean, more than a couple.

 

[Ben]

Just use a couple of dolls and puppets.

I mean, more than a couple.

 

[Mark]

I just operated on word of mouth for a while in my late 20s. I met my current partner because a married couple from a fetish community I was in told her she should meet me, which happened while I was facilitating a business deal between said married couple who grew weed and my dispensary owning ex poly-partner.

Telling my kids how mom and dad met is going to take a loooooooot of glossing over.

You were friends with florists. Boom. The abridged version.

Once on a dating app I got good results sending an opening message that went something like "Hey, want to get together and eventually get married so you can get half my stuff a few years from now?"

Man... I dunno what your matches were like, but, one of my lady friends that I grew up with suggested I try online dating after a few shitty relationships. I met the stereotypical big tiddy/small waist corset-wearing goth chick, and she cost me $450 AND change for a new back glass on one of my old cars. She got big time mad at me for not cancelling concert plans for her. After that, I swore those sites off. I can't resist the temptation of a whole catalog of women.

 

[Ben]

You were friends with florists. Boom. The abridged version.

Yeah, "through mutual friends" was the general excuse given to normies.

Man... I dunno what your matches were like, but, one of my lady friends that I grew up with suggested I try online dating after a few shitty relationships. I met the stereotypical big tiddy/small waist corset-wearing goth chick, and she cost me $450 AND change for a new back glass on one of my old cars. She got big time mad at me for not cancelling concert plans for her. After that, I swore those sites off. I can't resist the temptation of a whole catalog of women.

Dating apps will have you meeting girls with custom "KHALEESI" license plates in airport observation parking lots.

But nowadays I just assume they're full of bots. I fell off using any of those just like I gave up on other social media.

 

[Mark]

Yeah, "through mutual friends" was the general excuse given to normies.

It's the safest bet, because I'm sure you've encountered some judgemental dipshits in your day.

Dating apps will have you meeting girls with custom "KHALEESI" license plates in airport observation parking lots.

But nowadays I just assume they're full of bots. I fell off using any of those just like I gave up on other social media.

In my limited experience, it was either introverted goth chicks with daddy issues or county chicks looking to get themselves a bad boy from the hood. Neither types they searched for are exactly conducive to healthy relationships, so, 20-something me treated it like a game and just had fun. These days... I'd venture to guess you're right about the bots, there's no shortage of simps out there that would throw money at recycled nudes.

 

[canadaguy]

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I think the real science here is what those view counts tell us about society.

 

[shortkut]

I think the real science here is what those view counts tell us about society.

But we’re missing crucial information to really analyze it. What if the aisle one was only up for an hour at the time of the screenshot, whereas the toaster one had been up for a year?

 

[canadaguy]

 

[Ants!]

anal

hehe

 

[shortkut]

 

[Ants!]

 

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