Memes for Ants (& Eye’s Most Still Enjoyed Thread)

[Quagmire]

 

[Jon]

 

[dimmerwit]

May as well make our own custom material for our favourite member!

Ants! by @echoingcountry9265 | Suno

country song. Listen and make your own with Suno.

suno.com

 

[Ants!]

May as well make our own custom material for our favourite member!

Ants! by @echoingcountry9265 | Suno

country song. Listen and make your own with Suno.

suno.com

@dimmerwit deserves the best friend badge now

 

[Jon]

May as well make our own custom material for our favourite member!

Ants! by @echoingcountry9265 | Suno

country song. Listen and make your own with Suno.

suno.com

I was going to say, "This can't qualify as a country song because there's no mention of trucks, beer, women or guitars." But there is was, right at the end... guitar ftw.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[dimmerwit]

Extra funny since that's Jake Humphrey who is the most vanilla person on the planet.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

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@Texas_Toon over here being judgy.

 

[Mark]

It’s a day today, so you know what that means.



@Tommy Boy

@Kat maybe?

 

[Quagmire]

I post this as a foo fighters fan

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I post this as a foo fighters fan


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[shortkut]

Dave grohl has been cheating on his wife for years. They’ve been separated for a while because of his adultery. At one point he cheated with 10 people at the same time and she basically said she wouldn’t touch him because she doesn’t want to get sick. He also just fathered a child with someone else

 

[Mark]

Dave grohl has been cheating on his wife for years. They’ve been separated for a while because of his adultery. At one point he cheated with 10 people at the same time and she basically said she wouldn’t touch him because she doesn’t want to get sick. He also just fathered a child with someone else

This basically sums it up. 90’s alternative is imploding this week, between that and news of Jane’s Addiction’s latest blowup.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Dave grohl has been cheating on his wife for years. They’ve been separated for a while because of his adultery. At one point he cheated with 10 people at the same time and she basically said she wouldn’t touch him because she doesn’t want to get sick. He also just fathered a child with someone else

and the joke is just flipflopping the scenario while suggesting that his music is worse than adultery?

 

[Mark]

and the joke is just flipflopping the scenario while suggesting that his music is worse than adultery?

I think it’s a matter of more people talking about his affair than his music. The story has made headlines comparable to Taylor Hawkins’ death, so the implication is that he’s catching more media attention for the affair over the music.

 

[shortkut]

and the joke is just flipflopping the scenario while suggesting that his music is worse than adultery?

I don’t think the joke is the quality of the music, just mocking the people who say the reverse

 

[Quagmire]

I don’t think the joke is the quality of the music, just mocking the people who say the reverse

I took it as making fun of the music, but something something death of the author

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I think it’s a matter of more people talking about his affair than his music. The story has made headlines comparable to Taylor Hawkins’ death, so the implication is that he’s catching more media attention for the affair over the music.

which is kinda dumb. An affair is none of our business.

 

[Mark]

which is kinda dumb. An affair is none of our business.

You’re not wrong, but, there’s a whole lot of people talking shit on him now claiming that the only reason he does the charitable and decent stuff he’s known to do is because of “guilt”. You know how keyboard warriors are… one subjectively poor (because none of us know the details of his personal life) decision and the last 150 good things he has done mean nothing.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

 

[Mark]

You know it, dude. Ain’t nothing more critical than the comment section on a music news website.

 

[Quagmire]

You know it, dude. Ain’t nothing more critical than the comment section on a music news website.

Sports social media can be worse

Giants posted a 9/11 tribute and there were tons of comments complaining about the team and QB

 

[Mark]

Sports social media can be worse

Giants posted a 9/11 tribute and there were tons of comments complaining about the team and QB

Doesn’t top that mattress store that went out of business for their 9/11 sale, though.

 

[Quagmire]

Doesn’t top that mattress store that went out of business for their 9/11 sale, though.

Looks like an SNL skit or something Gob Bluth would suggest

 

[Mark]

Looks like an SNL skit or something Gob Bluth would suggest

Oh no, shit was 100% legitimate. SNL hasn’t had talented enough writers to come up with that kind of material since Bob Odenkirk left.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Oh no, shit was 100% legitimate. SNL hasn’t had talented enough writers to come up with that kind of material since Bob Odenkirk left.

was that before or after Tina Fey left the show?

 

[Mark]

was that before or after Tina Fey left the show?

I couldn’t tell you. I haven’t really followed the series in years… every once in a while I’ll catch an episode or see a segment online and wonder how they’re still on the air.

 

[Ants!]

We are banning any more deep analysis of jokes. Shame on you all!

 

[Mark]

deep anal

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Abridged for @shortkut

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

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[Quagmire]

 

[A Baby Maker]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ben]

 

[Nae'blis]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Nae'blis]

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Big relate.

 

[Mark]

Big relate.

Wait. Does that mean this is what you’re up to at school?

 

[canadaguy]

Dave grohl has been cheating on his wife for years. They’ve been separated for a while because of his adultery. At one point he cheated with 10 people at the same time and she basically said she wouldn’t touch him because she doesn’t want to get sick. He also just fathered a child with someone else

For me, the worst part is the hypocrisy

 

[Local Hero]

For me, the worst part is the hypocrisy

That's what hurts the most. Except the other thing, that hurts the most. But the hypocrisy hurts the second most.

(Pretty much not at all relevant but cg's quote above made me think of this scene from Dirty Work)

 

[canadaguy]

That's what hurts the most. Except the other thing, that hurts the most. But the hypocrisy hurts the second most.

(Pretty much not at all relevant but cg's quote above made me think of this scene from Dirty Work)

You know what's funny, I was actually referencing a completely different Norm Macdonald quote lol

 

[Nae'blis]

Wait. Does that mean this is what you’re up to at school?

Pretty much!

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Nae'blis]

 

[Ben]

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Also kind of the plot of Metal Gear Solid... Two twins separated at birth only to be reunited later in life.

 

[Nae'blis]

Also kind of the plot of Metal Gear Solid... Two twins separated at birth only to be reunited later in life.

 

[Ants!]

Also kind of the plot of Metal Gear Solid... Two twins separated at birth only to be reunited later in life.

Sounds like just another overused cliche.

 

[Ants!]

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Snake is eating snake donuts?