Memes for Ants (& Eye’s Most Still Enjoyed Thread)

[VashTheStampede]

Horrible Music to Soak To

 

[Mark]

Horrible Music to Soak To

I asked a former Mormon about this practice a while back ago, and they had zero defense for the absurdity and simply cited their exit from the church. Even they can't comprehend it. Sexual frustration is real in those parts.

 

[Nae'blis]

Turns out, it IS about butthole pleasures after all.

 

[Quagmire]

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Turns out, it IS about butthole pleasures after all.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Jawneh]

 

[canadaguy]

Why the fuck have I seen this twice in this thread now

 

[Jawneh]

Why the fuck have I seen this twice in this thread now

 

[Mark]

Why the fuck have I seen this twice in this thread now

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

third times the charm, Quagmire?

 

[shortkut]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

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I will never understand kids...

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ben]

 

[Quagmire]

I will never understand kids...

No one ever will, they don't even understand

 

[Quagmire]

third times the charm, Quagmire?

We are doing groundhog day

 

[Fool's Requiem]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Crazy? I was crazy once.

 

[Jon]

He was such a great fucking villain. They did him completely dirty in that game....

 

[Mark]

@Ants! On vacation stomping around in these. With or without socks?

 

[Jon]

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@Ants! On vacation stomping around in these. With or without socks?

Depends if you want the protection or not.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[canadaguy]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

Socks are just condoms for your feet.

 

[Ants!]

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@Ants! On vacation stomping around in these. With or without socks?

I'm wondering if those dicks were somehow supposed to be something else or if they are dicks on purpose.

 

[Jon]

Socks are just condoms for your feet.

 

[Jon]

 

[VashTheStampede]

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Lmao saw this on bluesky today and immediately saved it

 

[Mark]

I'm wondering if those dicks were somehow supposed to be something else or if they are dicks on purpose.

It's always supposed to be dicks. Look at how phallic history is. Washington Monument? Dick. Statue of David? Dick. President of the United States? Dick.

 

[Jon]

It's always supposed to be dicks.

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

Ants at most times.

 

[Ants!]

Ants at most times.
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It's a wonder I ever spend any time outside of horny jail.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Ok. But who is the arbiter of necessity?

 

[canadaguy]

Lmao saw this on bluesky today and immediately saved it

Lol I got it from a reddit thread about Speedball wrecking some dude complaining about pronouns

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

Ok. But who is the arbiter of necessity?

 

[Mark]

Anyway, here's a baby getting rekt.

 

[canadaguy]

 

[Jawneh]

Anyway, here's a baby getting rekt.

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This is infinitely funnier if you can't image the "UGH!" sound the Thwomp makes.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Anyway, here's a baby getting rekt.

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#ImagesYouCanHear

 

[Mark]

This is infinitely funnier if you can't image the "UGH!" sound the Thwomp makes.

Dude, it played in my head as soon as I saw it, and immediately brought it here from Facebook for that exact reason. I knew y'all would hear it.

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

Anyway, here's a baby getting rekt.

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...adding to the registry...

 

[Mark]

...adding to the registry...

Hell yeah. You're gonna do just fine at the parenting gig.

 

[Nae'blis]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[shortkut]

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Those XXL dildos could be heaven or hell depending on who you ask

 

[Quagmire]