Memes for Ants (& Eye’s Most Still Enjoyed Thread)

[Ben]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

why subject that poor man to that knowledge?

 

[Ben]

why subject that poor man to that knowledge?

It came up on my Facebook "remember this shit?" look back, from when I first shared it in 2013. So relevant then.

 

[canadaguy]

In the case of a C section, it looks like some sort of mad scientist torture experiment

 

[Jon]

@Ben

 

[Nae'blis]

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[Ben]

@Ben

It bugs me that the scale shrinks so drastically.

But I do like Godzilla, so it's fine.

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ants!]

When you're desperate enough to pay for pussy.

 

[Ben]

When you're desperate enough to pay for pussy.

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This is just silly.

Why pass it under the wall when there's a payment hole right there?

 

[Fool's Requiem]

When you're desperate enough to pay for pussy.

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20 bucks is too high to get only 10 minutes with a paw.

That cat should crawl onto your lap and purr for 10 minutes.

 

[Mark]

Alright, you nasty fucks…



Well…


How about some safer ones?

 

[Jawneh]

 

[Ants!]

We have our defender against goose.

 

[Nae'blis]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Jawneh]

 

[Nae'blis]

Feetsubishis and Strolls Royce were my favorites.

 

[Ben]

Feetsubishis and Strolls Royce were my favorites.

I'm not sure why it wasn't Volkswaggins, honestly. I feel that's what they were going for but spelled it dumb.

 

[Nae'blis]

I'm not sure why it wasn't Volkswaggins, honestly. I feel that's what they were going for but spelled it dumb.

Yeah, if they were going with the k, why not make it Volkswalkins?

 

[Fool's Requiem]

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that'll buff out

 

[shortkut]

Yeah, if they were going with the k, why not make it Volkswalkins?

I assume it was a typo

 

[Ben]

 

[canadaguy]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

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Supposedly the right has all the manly men that the women swoon over though. At least that's how they see themselves anyway. The rest of us are all effeminate beta sissies who liked to get pegged by their women.

To be fair, I'd like to try that last thing.

 

[canadaguy]

@Ants! I expected a very limited audience for the orbitals joke so I appreciate you found it funny

 

[shortkut]

@Ants! I expected a very limited audience for the orbitals joke so I appreciate you found it funny

It took me a second. First thing I saw was 3d10 and thought this was a DND meme and was confused at first

 

[Kat]

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Also means we're potentially breathing the same air dinosaurs farted out?

 

[Ben]

Also means we're potentially breathing the same air dinosaurs farted out?

I would imagine that's primarily methane that they farted out, so that'd get oxidized to CO2 and H2O over the course of a decade or so.

So it's more likely you're drinking left over dino farts, I guess.

 

[canadaguy]

Also means we're potentially breathing the same air dinosaurs farted out?

You're also drinking water a dinosaur peed out.

 

[Nae'blis]

It took me a second. First thing I saw was 3d10 and thought this was a DND meme and was confused at first

Hah, me too!

 

[Ants!]

Also means we're potentially breathing the same air dinosaurs farted out?

You're also drinking water a dinosaur peed out.

A while back this was literally a blurb that kept getting repeated on NPR. It was something to the effect of: "every time you drink water, you are drinking dinosaur pee. Because all the water we have is all the water we've ever had."

 

[Ants!]

Another interesting one (even if it's not related to dinosaurs or pee pee or farts) that I've heard is that when Brutus stabbed Ceasar in the back, and Ceasar gave that famous line and then gave one final gasp before dying, one molecule from that gasp of air from Ceasar's lungs enters our lungs every time we breathe in.

 

[canadaguy]

Another interesting one (even if it's not related to dinosaurs or pee pee or farts) that I've heard is that when Brutus stabbed Ceasar in the back, and Ceasar gave that famous line and then gave one final gasp before dying, one molecule from that gasp of air from Ceasar's lungs enters our lungs every time we breathe in.

The math essentially adds up. There are around 10^22 molecules in a breath and 10^44 molecules in the atmosphere, so dispersed evenly yeah

 

[Ben]

The math essentially adds up. There are around 10^22 molecules in a breath and 10^44 molecules in the atmosphere, so dispersed evenly yeah

 

[Ants!]

You spelled math wrong

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

"I never asked for this."

 

[canadaguy]

You spelled math wrong

Science is just applied mathematics

 

[canadaguy]

Relevant

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

How about a sexy ant. Where is that costume?

 

[Mark]

How about a sexy ant. Where is that costume?

RIPPED thorax. Looong antennae.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

How about a sexy ant. Where is that costume?

Just put on a Hawaiian shirt and the costume is complete.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Mark]

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