Memes for Ants (& Eye’s Most Favoritest Thread)

[Ben]

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It was unexpected that the Super Bowl would broadcast such a violent murder. But I guess the entire crowd were accomplices on that one.

 

[Ben]

 

[Jon]

I need the Riker clock.

 

[shortkut]

Why is the berry bowl not a bowl?

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I'm not touching that fruit. I don't trust people and their nasty unwashed hands.

 

[Ben]

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Furthermore, since I started listening to this song more, my brain cannot stop this imagery when I hear "Mustard on the beat, yo".

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ben]

 

[Jon]

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AI is scaring the children.

 

[Ants!]

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Funny thing is I have these pictures on my Facebook memories today from 13 years ago when I used to have this dry erase board we would fuck around on lol

 

[Ants!]

 

[Mark]

And, one for @VashTheStampede …

 

[Nae'blis]

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[Fool's Requiem]

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Spoiler

Vampire duck.

 

[Ants!]

I would love to turn into a duck at night and then flap around and bite people.

 

[Ben]

 

[Ben]

 

[Mark]

So… Hagerstown is the closest “city” to us, and also where we go to hit the dispensary.

Seems legit.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ben]

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So… Hagerstown is the closest “city” to us, and also where we go to hit the dispensary.

Seems legit.

Oh no, how horrible.

... Hagerstown, you say...

Edit: Wait... Washington County Seriff's Office?

 

[Ants!]

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So… Hagerstown is the closest “city” to us, and also where we go to hit the dispensary.

Seems legit.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

So, what did we learn today?

that lizards are assholes

 

[Mark]

Oh no, how horrible.

... Hagerstown, you say...

Edit: Wait... Washington County Seriff's Office?

It’s a parody account of the actual department. They do post some quality off the wall shit, though, and the real department has reshared their stuff before, like this one:

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Mark]

 

[Ben]

Not really a meme, but I just saw this posted again and it continues to amuse me.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I love news reporters doing stuff in poor weather.

This dude loves thundersnow:

 

[Ants!]

 

[Quagmire]

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Two goatse references on this site this year, that is too too many, can't remember if it was you or Ben or maybe someone else that made the other one

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Mark]

Two goatse references on this site this year, that is too too many, can't remember if it was you or Ben or maybe someone else that made the other one

Your count must be off. Two seems like too low of a number.

 

[Quagmire]

Your count must be off. Two seems like too low of a number.

Maybe you just hang out in the seedier spots

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Mark]

Maybe you just hang out in the seedier spots

I’m sharing memes in a thread explicitly intended to share with @Ants! … it doesn’t get seedier than that.

 

[Mark]

Back to the regularly scheduled bullshit…

 

[Fool's Requiem]

BRB, moving to Mexico

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ben]

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I continually think about our dude in savior, Luigi. Brother knew his moment. Too bad the rest of us are scared of being uncomfortable during the revolution.

 

[Ants!]

Also, after everything that's passed since inauguration day, I have zero criticism left for the would-be assassins that had tried to stop this.

 

[Ben]

There's a reason Musk takes his kid everywhere with him now. It isn't because he's a good father.

Although the "you're not the real president you have to go" or whatever said to Trump was worth it momentarily.

 

[Mark]

I continually think about our dude in savior, Luigi. Brother knew his moment. Too bad the rest of us are scared of being uncomfortable during the revolution.

The rest are scared, or, too preoccupied fighting their fellow man over their red or blue shirt ignoring the fact that we’re all fucked if things don’t change. It’s wild to think that Independence Day happened just for a new ruling class to take hold not even 300 years later.

…and not the good kind of fucked, either. Rip-offs.

 

[Ants!]

Oh shit, I forgot this was the meme thread again.

 

[Ben]

The rest are scared, or, too preoccupied fighting their fellow man over their red or blue shirt ignoring the fact that we’re all fucked if things don’t change. It’s wild to think that Independence Day happened just for a new ruling class to take hold not even 300 years later.

…and not the good kind of fucked, either. Rip-offs.

300 years ago, everyone was already spending every day trying to scrape by, keep warm at night, etc. They were still self sufficient.

But simple shit like them not building fireplaces in homes anymore means you've got to worry about how you'd not freeze, or how your family will get food when you can't hunt/grow any yourself.

They really made life comfortable enough we have to hurt ourselves before we can hurt their cruelty.

Lolmemethread

 

[Ben]

What are you supposed to do if your birth year isn't available for verification at the gas pump?

 

[Mark]

300 years ago, everyone was already spending every day trying to scrape by, keep warm at night, etc. They were still self sufficient.

But simple shit like them not building fireplaces in homes anymore means you've got to worry about how you'd not freeze, or how your family will get food when you can't hunt/grow any yourself.

They really made life comfortable enough we have to hurt ourselves before we can hurt their cruelty.

Lolmemethread

Unfortunately, to hear it from my woman, that isn’t too far from the truth these days either. With the introduction of clean energy acts, there are a lot of antiquated houses that aren’t capable of retaining electric heat adequately. That’s leaving people still struggling to warm their houses after they find out that if they want a oil or natural gas heating system, they’re going to have to come out of pocket for it… or jump through hoops to qualify for financing. She fields calls all day from people with 100-200 year old homes that are seeing several hundred dollar electric bills for their 1,700sq ft home.

 

[Ben]

Unfortunately, to hear it from my woman, that isn’t too far from the truth these days either. With the introduction of clean energy acts, there are a lot of antiquated houses that aren’t capable of retaining electric heat adequately. That’s leaving people still struggling to warm their houses after they find out that if they want a oil or natural gas heating system, they’re going to have to come out of pocket for it… or jump through hoops to qualify for financing. She fields calls all day from people with 100-200 year old homes that are seeing several hundred dollar electric bills for their 1,700sq ft home.

Yeah, I'd believe it. Plus like... They just have to turn off the electricity and we're all pretty fucked.

Annoyingly enough, all those backwater southern places are the most equipped to survive through that.

 

[Mark]

Yeah, I'd believe it. Plus like... They just have to turn off the electricity and we're all pretty fucked.

Annoyingly enough, all those backwater southern places are the most equipped to survive through that.

She exclusively deals with that kind of stuff in Massachusetts and now New Hampshire a little, and it’s alarming when you have doctors and lawyers complaining that they can’t afford their utilities after a 75-85% rate increase from fall to winter. I’m talking… homes in Cape Cod and Martha’s Vineyard where the occupants are struggling the same way people in South Boston are.