Memes for Ants (& Eye’s Most Favoritest Thread)

[canadaguy]

Oh my sweet innocent Fool's Requiem

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

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I love this so much.

 

[Ants!]

 

[A PineSol Scent]

 

[Ants!]

You sir get the crown for coming up with the best dad joke I've ever seen.

 

[dimmerwit]

 

[Mark]

Alright. Here we go. In order from bad to worst.






Since you made it this far, here’s a clean joke:

 

[Quagmire]

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[shortkut]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Jawneh]

 

[Ants!]

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@VashTheStampede

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Mark]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[shortkut]

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My wife just showed me that yesterday

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

Worst. Pizza super slice. Ever.

 

[VashTheStampede]

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One of my more common refrains at work is "sounds like a problem for Future Me"

 

[Quagmire]

 

[VashTheStampede]

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...well now they do.

 

[shortkut]

Evolved dinosaur sandwich

 

[Fool's Requiem]

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Worst. Pizza super slice. Ever.

"Regular sized pizza" says he. Super Extra Large, says I.

 

[Ants!]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

I can verify this as true. Some of the best places to stop for breakfast or lunch around here are local gas stations, because a lot of them have some kind of mom&pop kitchen in the back.

 

[Ants!]

Points to anyone who gets this one.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

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Points to anyone who gets this one.

we posting fetishes in this thread too?

 

[Ants!]

we posting fetishes in this thread too?

Lol I wish! More fetishes plz

But no that tool is called an awl (pronounced like the word "all").

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Lol I wish! More fetishes plz

But no that tool is called an awl (pronounced like the word "all").

I figured the tool had to have some name I'm not familiar with but I got the gag.

Still... "all through the house".

Not a fetish for the faint of heart...

 

[Ants!]

You can stick a dick in each end.

 

[A PineSol Scent]

That was further down the search than I would have anticipated

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ants!]

 

[dimmerwit]

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This reminds me of the scene in the Simpsons movie when Homer is whipping his sled dogs to "rest".

 

[Ants!]

Sorry, another dom/sub joke

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ants!]

He's just practicing Bird Law.

 

[Jawneh]

I love Oglaf. I need to go binge the last probably half a year I've missed.

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ants!]