Memes for Ants (& Eye’s Most Disavowed Thread)

[Ants!]

I've often told my wife she could probably get me to assassinate people if she flashes me while asking.

 

[Crystal]

I've often told my wife she could probably get me to assassinate people if she flashes me while asking.

I mean, not wrong...I'd kill for boobs.

 

[shortkut]

 

[Mark]

I've often told my wife she could probably get me to assassinate people if she flashes me while asking.

Okay, so, that’s step 1. Step 2 is getting you to DC.

 

[Ants!]

Even if I failed, I would love to be famous just for making the attempt on Trump's life while having a Boner

 

[Ants!]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Mark]

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Oddly enough, that really only works up until about a “B” cup unless you’re bringing saline and silicone into the mix.

 

[Crystal]

True, then they're Buubs

 

[Fool's Requiem]

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what about the side rear view?

Big fan of that angle.

Or the angle from underneath, which is like the view from above, but with increased boob sweat.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Needs more punctuation to really drive in the point.

Yes, I have three kids.

Yes. I have three kids.

Side note: My parents had three kids (all boys) and don't drink.

 

[shortkut]

Needs more punctuation to really drive in the point.

Yes, I have three kids.

Yes. I have three kids.

Side note: My parents had three kids (all boys) and don't drink.

Your poor parents

 

[Ants!]

Four kids.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Four kids.

both of my parents were one of 4. Dad was the oldest, Mom was the youngest. Mom is 2 months older than Dad.

 

[Crystal]

My dad has three, one from a previous marriage that I know nothing about and nor does he, then my sister and me. My mother has four. Two from previous marriage then my sister and me. My sister and I got told we were mistakes. Hence why my mother was 40 and 41 when we were born, and coincidentally I was also born in a maternity ward that had recently been converted from an asylum. Sort of fits...

Oh, and yes, they drank

 

[Ants!]

 

[dimmerwit]

Spoiler: A bit NSFW

Just remembered this monstrosity that one of my brother’s friends 3D printed for him.

 

[dimmerwit]

(added a spoiler tag as I've just remembered some of you work in actually respectable roles)

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Also, why give the Amogus guy a giant strong?

Also also:

 

[dimmerwit]

Also, why give the Amogus guy a giant strong?

Also also:

Spoiler: Bunda

 

[Fool's Requiem]

 

[Ben]

 

[Kat]

Even if I failed, I would love to be famous just for making the attempt on Trump's life while having a Boner

IMO go after Musk instead. If you kill Trump then you just make him a martyr and Vance becomes president. It's not any better than our current situation. Getting rid of musk would send a warning to other billionaires who want to fuck around with elections and our government, though.

My sister and I got told we were mistakes. Hence why my mother was 40 and 41 when we were born

Haha, me too, except in the other direction - my mom was twenty and unmarried when she got knocked up. Apparently my dad's reaction was "you're not gonna keep it, are you?!" (He gets really embarrassed when my mom tells that story, but it was a perfectly sensible reaction IMO). And then she accidentally got pregnant with my sister not too long afterwards.

Was there not good birth control available in the 80s or something? You'd think our mothers would've learned from the first incident.

 

[Crystal]

Haha, me too, except in the other direction - my mom was twenty and unmarried when she got knocked up. Apparently my dad's reaction was "you're not gonna keep it, are you?!" (He gets really embarrassed when my mom tells that story, but it was a perfectly sensible reaction IMO). And then she accidentally got pregnant with my sister not too long afterwards.

Was there not good birth control available in the 80s or something? You'd think our mother's would've learned from the first incident.

I guess not, or maybe it was just taboo in the 80s? Either way, just...stop! Damn! You don't want us, simple answer is stop! Get him the snip or something first, then go for it. Otherwise...ya' know...kids happen.

Guess I made sure I won't be making that "mistake" in my life, lol.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

IMO go after Musk instead. If you kill Trump then you just make him a martyr

No matter when and how he dies they'll make a martyr out of him. Will try to claim he was killed by the Dems

 

[Ben]

No matter when and how he dies they'll make a martyr out of him. Will try to claim he was killed by the Dems

Killed by dem cheeseburgers

 

[Jawneh]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

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[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

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Even the red wedding would seem tame by comparison.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

All the goose shit will be unleashed.

 

[Kat]

No matter when and how he dies they'll make a martyr out of him. Will try to claim he was killed by the Dems

I mean, if you can get away with it, go for it. But if you've only got one shot to take out somebody powerful, I bet picking Elon would scare the bejesus out of Trump, which would be hilarious.

 

[Quagmire]

I mean, if you can get away with it, go for it. But if you've only got one shot to take out somebody powerful, I bet picking Elon would scare the bejesus out of Trump, which would be hilarious.

Nearly being shot in the head hasnt seemed to change him. If anything it makes him feel invincible since it missed. I dont think Elon being Luigied would change him much

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

 

[canadaguy]

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This is so fucking stupid but I can't stop laughing

 

[Ants!]

This happens, then like seventeen years later you're like "hey, remember that embarrassing thing you did? I bet they remember it too and are thinking about it at this exact moment seventeen years later just like you."

 

[Fool's Requiem]

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This happens, then like seventeen years later you're like "hey, remember that embarrassing thing you did? I bet they remember it too and are thinking about it at this exact moment seventeen years later just like you."

I hate how our brains work like that.

it's so stupid.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Mark]

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This happens, then like seventeen years later you're like "hey, remember that embarrassing thing you did? I bet they remember it too and are thinking about it at this exact moment seventeen years later just like you."

Replace “cool” and “cringe” with “dumb” and you’ve built a solid but questionable foundation to walk upon.

 

[Ants!]

Replace “cool” and “cringe” with “dumb” and you’ve built a solid but questionable foundation to walk upon.

That reminds me of all of those stupid videos I see where it's like "look at these awesome stairs we made isn't it a good idea?" And anybody with a clue is commenting about how dangerous and stupid it is. Things like putting them on those tiny hinges you see for little jewelry boxes so that they can fold into the wall, and just screwed into sheet rock without any studs or anchors or anything. I have a literal cringe reaction (a physical one) watching them go up the stairs at the end of the video to demonstrate and I'm like holy shit, they got lucky they didn't crash and put themselves in the hospital on the first try.

 

[Mark]

That reminds me of all of those stupid videos I see where it's like "look at these awesome stairs we made isn't it a good idea?" And anybody with a clue is commenting about how dangerous and stupid it is. Things like putting them on those tiny hinges you see for little jewelry boxes so that they can fold into the wall, and just screwed into sheet rock without any studs or anchors or anything. I have a literal cringe reaction (a physical one) watching them go up the stairs at the end of the video to demonstrate and I'm like holy shit, they got lucky they didn't crash and put themselves in the hospital on the first try.

I get a lot of carpentry reels, man, and some of the shit I see… phew… I’m talking totally removing load-bearing beams just for dumbass aesthetic reasons, removing foundation for more headroom, that kinda stuff. Some of the best comes from amateur sparkies… flip a light switch and hear a smart toilet flush in the next room, turn on the ceiling fan and the garage door opens.

 

[Jawneh]

Replace “cool” and “cringe” with “dumb” and you’ve built a solid but questionable foundation to walk upon.

It aint dumb if it works.

 

[shortkut]

 

[Ants!]

Tolkien literally invented an entire language first, then decided that he needed a story to go with it.

 

[shortkut]

Tolkien literally invented an entire language first, then decided that he needed a story to go with it.

Maybe that’s where you’re struggling with your writing. You’re writing in English, and unfortunately, you weren’t the one who invented it

 

[Ants!]

Maybe that’s where you’re struggling with your writing. You’re writing in English, and unfortunately, you weren’t the one who invented it

It's funny because the only language I'm considering inventing for my books is a form of sign language rather than a verbal one.

 

[shortkut]

It's funny because the only language I'm considering inventing for my books is a form of sign language rather than a verbal one.