Memes for Ants (& Eye’s Most Disavowed Thread)

[Ants!]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Nae'blis]

Poor Witch-King, being killed by a technicality...

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Mark]

Since we’re on this kick with penguin memes, I’ll use this one to segue to the next:



@Ants! goes off the rails with the library bulletin board one fateful day after some shithead kid shreds a first edition copy of The Lord of the Rings:

 

[Ants!]

That's so brutal

 

[Ben]

Some twat at my son's school dance Friday headbutted him in the mouth.

My first reaction was "I want to choke-slam a pre-teen", but when clearly I couldn't do that, my next thought was "I'm going to seduce and fuck that kid's mom, and ruin their family."

So put my picture in that mirror there.

 

[Mark]

That's so brutal

I’m just working with the target audience…

 

[Ben]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ben]

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You ok there, Quagmire?

 

[Jon]

That's not me

 

[Kat]

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You ok there, Quagmire?

Blink twice if you're being held hostage by a duck looking for bread.

 

[Quagmire]

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You ok there, Quagmire?

TBF the first one happened before I had caffeine, so it is practically like I didn't post it in my mind

 

[Quagmire]

 

[A Baby Maker]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

tbf, the one on the left looks terrible. bra for the chest, bra for the hips?

 

[Ben]

tbf, the one on the left looks terrible. bra for the chest, bra for the hips?

You don't get to see lingerie much, do you?

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I've seen enough to know that completely topless is better at the very least.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Nae'blis]

Some twat at my son's school dance Friday headbutted him in the mouth.

My first reaction was "I want to choke-slam a pre-teen", but when clearly I couldn't do that, my next thought was "I'm going to seduce and fuck that kid's mom, and ruin their family."

So put my picture in that mirror there.

Hell yeah, hit 'em where it hurts!

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Aww, I wanted a Dale-turning-into-a-Sailor-Moon-type-sequence...

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You ok there, Quagmire?

Glitch in the Matrix, bro...

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

I've seen enough to know that completely topless is better at the very least.

Not true. My wife has some pretty mind-blowing nightgowns. Like one has a see-through top, another has one that doesn't even cover the boobies at all they're just sticking out as the straps just go around them.

Okay so maybe half-true.

 

[Ben]

Not true. My wife has some pretty mind-blowing nightgowns. Like one has a see-through top, another has one that doesn't even cover the boobies at all they're just sticking out as the straps just go around them.

Okay so maybe half-true.

Yeah, but none of this negates garter belts and stockings being fire. So he's still wrong.

 

[Ants!]

There's something about moving the fake beard out of the way to see those tits too, though. Like unwrapping the best santa present.

 

[Ben]

There's something about moving the fake beard out of the way to see those tits too, though. Like unwrapping the best santa present.

All the best women have coal in their stockings. Which are held up by a garter belt.

 

[Mark]

 

[Ants!]

 

[canadaguy]

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I am kind of concerned that Venom is taking over that rocket

 

[Mark]

I am kind of concerned that Venom is taking over that rocket

Don’t be. Bezos wasn’t on that one. Worst we’d get is a Gayle King or Katy Perry variant, and that’s manageable.