Memes for Ants (& Eye’s Most Disavowed Thread)

[Quagmire]

 

[A Baby Maker]

This is for @Smacktard

 

[Fool's Requiem]

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Funny thing for me, I dislike rye bread, but definitely love the rye chips.

However, I did get a bag where it was only the rye chips once and felt like too many rye chips is a negative. Need the others to balance it out.

 

[Mark]

 

[shortkut]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

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same

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

I got some bad news regarding a coworkers health who I've known for 20 years so I'm drinking negronis in his honor and @shortkut said I get chatty when I drink and my name was on this topic because I love it and I still do, because that iceberg is sexy and I don't blame the Titanic.

F*** cancer

 

[shortkut]

I got some bad news regarding a coworkers health who I've known for 20 years so I'm drinking negronis in his honor and @shortkut said I get chatty when I drink and my name was on this topic because I love it and I still do, because that iceberg is sexy and I don't blame the Titanic.

F*** cancer

While I appreciate you posting again, you said you didn’t like all the drinking you were doing before. I don’t know how much was serious vs exaggerating, but if you need me to, I’ll edit your name out of the title

 

[A Baby Maker]

I got some bad news regarding a coworkers health who I've known for 20 years so I'm drinking negronis in his honor and @shortkut said I get chatty when I drink and my name was on this topic because I love it and I still do, because that iceberg is sexy and I don't blame the Titanic.

F*** cancer

Be safe my man.

For @Crystal

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

I appreciate the concern but I'm being good. I get chatty when I'm buzzed. I'm smart enough not to get drunk.

I'm at home and the kids are at extra curriculars.

Also I'm making pork chops, roasted cauliflower, and corn on the cob if anyone wants to come over

 

[Crystal]

I got some bad news regarding a coworkers health who I've known for 20 years so I'm drinking negronis in his honor and @shortkut said I get chatty when I drink and my name was on this topic because I love it and I still do, because that iceberg is sexy and I don't blame the Titanic.

F*** cancer

I'm so sorry

Be safe my man.

For @Crystal
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This is just plain right.

 

[shortkut]

Be safe my man.

For @Crystal
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What bullshit is this where you can’t rate sentient beings?

 

[Crystal]

What bullshit is this where you can’t rate sentient beings?

Sentient beings, sure, that still leaves MAGA.

 

[A Baby Maker]

What bullshit is this where you can’t rate sentient beings?

Penguins.

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

Penguins are very chill. Cold even

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[finlandguy]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[finlandguy]

 

[shortkut]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

incest is wincest?

 

[Nae'blis]

Keeping it in the family, eh?

 

[Mark]

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Fuckin’ white people.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Panda Express is actually owned by a Chinese/Taiwanese American family and is an independent company (or really the Panda Restaurant Group is). I totally fuck with some Panda Express.

 

[Mark]

Panda Express is actually owned by a Chinese/Taiwanese American family and is an independent company (or really the Panda Restaurant Group is). I totally fuck with some Panda Express.

That pecan shrimp, orange chicken, and teriyaki chicken will forever be my trifecta bigger plate combo.

 

[BigDaddy]

That pecan shrimp, orange chicken, and teriyaki chicken will forever be my trifecta bigger plate combo.

Is that the honey walnut shrimp? I get that plus orange chicken, good stuff.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I'm a fan of Mushroom Chicken. The more zucchini, the better.

 

[Mark]

Is that the honey walnut shrimp? I get that plus orange chicken, good stuff.

That’s what it is! I couldn’t remember, because they pulled it from the menu here for a while. I always liked the contrast of the sweet from that and the little bit of spice with that orange (or Kung pao) chicken.

I'm a fan of Mushroom Chicken. The more zucchini, the better.

That’s what Krys normally gets. I don’t mind it, but, I’m not a fan of mushrooms because I’m a manchild.

 

[shortkut]

Sesame chicken is where it’s at for panda express

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ants!]

I deserve to go back to horny jail for this one.

 

[Mark]

I deserve to go back to horny jail for this one.

You sure as fuck don’t qualify for an early release.

…or do you?

 

[Mark]

 

[Quagmire]

I deserve to go back to horny jail for this one.

I love horny jail, being cuffed and tied down is ideal

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

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Wyd later

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Firefox logo:

 

[Ants!]

Firefox logo:

Reminds me of how I had the weirdest dream ever last night. Like, weird even for weird-dream standards.

I was on the toilet and passing gas (and other things) out of my rectum for so long I was like "geeze, how much is in there?" Like seriously: coming out forcefully non-stop for several minutes.

When I finally looked down in the bowl, the biggest turd I ever seen in my life came floating up (like the size of a loaf of bread). But it was furry like a mammal.

And then it turned out to be not a turd at all, but instead it was two otters. A big one and a small one. And they separated from each other and came nuzzling up to me and I'm like "oh my god you guys come check out how adorable these otters are!!" While still sitting on the shitter with my pants around my ankles.

Anyways that's what the butthole post followed by the firefox logo just reminded me of. That was last night. I think it might be a sign from god.

 

[shortkut]

 

[Mark]

Reminds me of how I had the weirdest dream ever last night. Like, weird even for weird-dream standards.

I was on the toilet and passing gas (and other things) out of my rectum for so long I was like "geeze, how much is in there?" Like seriously: coming out forcefully non-stop for several minutes.

When I finally looked down in the bowl, the biggest turd I ever seen in my life came floating up (like the size of a loaf of bread). But it was furry like a mammal.

And then it turned out to be not a turd at all, but instead it was two otters. A big one and a small one. And they separated from each other and came nuzzling up to me and I'm like "oh my god you guys come check out how adorable these otters are!!" While still sitting on the shitter with my pants around my ankles.

Anyways that's what the butthole post followed by the firefox logo just reminded me of. That was last night. I think it might be a sign from god.

Are you sure you’re not violently stoned?

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Mark]

 

[Ants!]