Local Tavern

[Local Hero]

What's the "Balti" part mean in Baltimore?

 

[dimmerwit]

I don't wanna go to Baltimore

Especially in the winter.

He moved out.

So the only risk is Mark himself firing at us for invading his property.

 

[Jon]

I don't wanna go to Baltimore

Especially in the winter.

Dear lord... it was 40 here this morning too. Fucking global warming. Go away!

dear god, just imagine the comedy and/or violence that would ensue

I think in person it would be more fun, lol.

 

[Smacktard]

I think in person it would be more fun, lol.

We'd have to do it, just for the meme potential

 

[Local Hero]

What's the "Balti" part mean in Baltimore?

Oh apparently it's Gaelic for town: Baile is town. Tí Mhóir is big house

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Dear lord... it was 40 here this morning too. Fucking global warming. Go away!

it's 27 and snowing in STL. I've been here for 3 and a half years and it's never been this cold this early and we DEFINITELY didn't have snow. Not complaining about the snow, though.

 

[Local Hero]

Cheese it, Mark is here!

 

[Ben]

Poor Mark. Suddenly he's got GW members running around his property like cryptids.

 

[canadaguy]

 

[dimmerwit]

Oh apparently it's Gaelic for town: Baile is town. Tí Mhóir is big house

Yes. I knew Dublin was Baile-something in Irish (Baile Átha Cliath as Wikipedia tells me) because it's on their numberplates.

 

[canadaguy]

Oh apparently it's Gaelic for town: Baile is town. Tí Mhóir is big house

Isnt big house slang for jail? So Baltimore is Jail Town. Checks out

 

[shortkut]

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I keep thinking it would be hilarious to descend upon Mark in the middle of nowhere and camp in his yard.

Is she shitting cookies in the second image?

 

[Ben]

Guys I've been trying to decide what @Smacktard is a shortened name of:

Smacking Bastard
Smackerel Petard
Smackovic Krosovinotard
Smackson Boothetard

Is she shitting cookies in the second image?

Nature's cookies.

 

[dimmerwit]

Smackles McCanucktard

 

[Christina]

Is she shitting cookies in the second image?

I mean don't we all?

 

[Mark]

I keep thinking it would be hilarious to descend upon Mark in the middle of nowhere and camp in his yard.

It’s all fun and games until Snallygaster and the Mothman shows up.

As long as we don't play wolf

Yeaaah, I’ll get to experiment with a whole different set of player permissions.

I don't wanna go to Baltimore

Especially in the winter.

That’s the best time to go. The locals stay closer to heat sources and squeegee boys go into hibernation, so as long as you avoid bonfires outside you should be golden.

Done. Can we schedule @Mark-fest for some time next summer? I'll see about combining it with my summer holiday.

Why any of y’all would entertain the idea of visiting me is ridiculous. As if y’all don’t get enough of me…

What's the "Balti" part mean in Baltimore?

You’d be better off asking a Brit, we stole the name from Lord Baltimore.

He moved out.

So the only risk is Mark himself firing at us for invading his property.

Correct, and my aim is pretty good, and up close I’ve still got a few good hooks in me before I start to realize I’ve got a bad shoulder.

Oh apparently it's Gaelic for town: Baile is town. Tí Mhóir is big house

Or… apparently… ask yourself.

Cheese it, Mark is here!

HEY YOU GUYS.

Poor Mark. Suddenly he's got GW members running around his property like cryptids.

Plenty of real cryptids to keep us occupied out here. I gotta record some of the sounds we hear at night outside, but, I’d have to leave a recorder rolling constantly. I never thought nature could sound stranger than the streets of Baltimore.

Isnt big house slang for jail? So Baltimore is Jail Town. Checks out

That’s actually pretty accurate. You stand a one in several hundred chance of being a victim of a violent crime there, which means your likelihood of encountering a violent criminal even without being victimized is pretty high.

 

[shortkut]

I mean don't we all?

True, but mine don’t look that good

 

[dimmerwit]

And Maryland was named after someone who didn't even like her own name.

 

[Jon]

Smackerel Petard

This sounds like a Star Trek villain.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

The locals stay closer to heat sources

 

[Smacktard]

Guys I've been trying to decide what @Smacktard is a shortened name of:

Smacking Bastard
Smackerel Petard
Smackovic Krosovinotard
Smackson Boothetard

Smacktan Howell the Third

 

[Ben]

Smacktan Howell the Third

Smackquetzal'xlotard

Aztec variant.

 

[Jon]

Smacktan Howell the Third

What's your wife name?

Smacky Howell?

 

[shortkut]

What's your wife name?

Smacky Howell?

Mrs Howell

 

[Smacktard]

Smacktain Jean-Luc Pictard

 

[dimmerwit]

Smacktarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarreltard

 

[Fool's Requiem]

 

[Mark]

Smacktarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarreltard

…why don’t you help naming Alu?

 

[VashTheStampede]

Smacky Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitzweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Tard.

 

[Ben]

 

[dimmerwit]

Go on then.

Smackus Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday (pops mouth twice) Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (whinnying) Arthur Norman Michael (blows squeaker) Featherstone Smith (whistle) Northcott Edwards Harris (fires pistol, 'whoop') Mason (chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff) Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert "We'll Keep a Welcome in the" (three shots) Williams "If I Could Walk That Way" Jenkin (squeaker) Tiger-drawers Pratt Thompson "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head" Darcy Carter (horn) Pussycat "Don't Sleep In The Subway" Barton Mainwaring (hoot, 'whoop') Smithtard

 

[Ben]

Mainwaring

 

[canadaguy]

Maybe it doesnt even stand for anything

 

[Kat]

I've played Wolf IRL. It's a very different experience, but still fun.

We should hold our GWFcon in Arizona so @Crystal has no excuse to avoid it.

 

[Ben]

Maybe it doesnt even stand for anything

 

[shortkut]

Salsa Music Appreciation Class, Kozachok, Tango, And Related Dances

 

[Mark]

I've played Wolf IRL. It's a very different experience, but still fun.

We should hold our GWFcon in Arizona so @Crystal has no excuse to avoid it.

Nah, nah… you gotta play hardball. @MC74 is the host. That way, Crystal really has some explaining to do if she tries to not attend.

 

[Kat]

Nah, nah… you gotta play hardball. @MC74 is the host. That way, Crystal really has some explaining to do if she tries to not attend.

Ooo, I like it.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Maybe it doesnt even stand for anything

Maybe it's Maybelline.

 

[canadaguy]

maybe

 

[VashTheStampede]

Mayhaps

 

[Crystal]

We should hold our GWFcon in Arizona so @Crystal has no excuse to avoid it.

 

[Tommy Boy]

It’s all fun and games until Snallygaster and the Mothman shows up.

Fun fact: These cryptids are found in Fallout 76

 

[Crystal]

Nah, nah… you gotta play hardball. @MC74 is the host. That way, Crystal really has some explaining to do if she tries to not attend.

You bitch!

 

[VashTheStampede]

Fun fact: These cryptids are found in Fallout 76

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Oh shit I knew about mothman but not the other one

 

[Tommy Boy]

Oh shit I knew about mothman but not the other one

Pretty sure they have over 10 cryptids nowadays. When I first came across a snallygaster, it was one of those nightmare fuel "NOPE" moments and I fucked off away from that thing until I was level 50.

 

[Mark]

Fun fact: These cryptids are found in Fallout 76

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…and they also exist in the local lore. I’ve heard of both long before 76 was released, so seeing them realized in-game is hilarious. It’s always some weird redneck dude that tells you about both, which makes it so much funnier because you just know it’s from eating horse supplements.

You bitch!

I knew I’d bring the meanness out. Let it flow through your veins.

 

[Crystal]

I knew I’d bring the meanness out. Let it flow through your veins.

No. I fight hate with hugs. Get hugged, bitch.

 

[shortkut]

No. I fight hate with hugs. Get hugged, bitch.

You need to show up to the event to hug him

 

[Smacktard]

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Closest I've come to replacing my avatar tbh
(side note: it horrifies my wife)