Local Tavern

[Crystal]

You need to show up to the event to hug him

Social anxiety says no.

 

[shortkut]

Social anxiety says no.

We can just have it in your house so you don’t need to leave

 

[A PineSol Scent]

Closest I've come to replacing my avatar tbh
(side note: it horrifies my wife)

Did you forge a potato or use a potato to commit forgery?

 

[Crystal]

We can just have it in your house so you don’t need to leave

I will hide in my bathroom.

 

[canadaguy]

I will hide in my bathroom.

 

[Crystal]

(anyway, why the hell am I posting in here? I don't post in these!)

 

[Smacktard]

Did you forge a potato or use a potato to commit forgery?

You know I baked this potato in the oven myself

 

[canadaguy]

You know I baked this potato in the oven myself

Yeah right, we know your dad did it

 

[MC74]

Nah, nah… you gotta play hardball. @MC74 is the host. That way, Crystal really has some explaining to do if she tries to not attend.

I kill all the participants in the game. Game's over, watcha gonna do, big boy?

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I prefer to stay alive and not be listed as a victim of a horrible crime on the channel 2 news.

 

[canadaguy]

 

[MC74]

Oh, it's irl. I'm great at reading, did I ever mention that?

 

[canadaguy]

Yeah I was making mental note to definitely not RSVP to a surprise birthday party for you

 

[MC74]

It's ok, someone like me doesn't need a birthday party anyhow.

 

[MC74]

Honestly, it might be for the best if I left. Shouldn't have bothered to get up today.

 

[Benzine]

Yeah I was making mental note to definitely not RSVP to a surprise birthday party for you

And show up unannounced? Rude

 

[Crystal]

Honestly, it might be for the best if I left. Shouldn't have bothered to get up today.

None of that, hon.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Honestly, it might be for the best if I left. Shouldn't have bothered to get up today.

no one suggested anything of the sort

 

[Local Hero]

Honestly, it might be for the best if I left. Shouldn't have bothered to get up today.

 

[Kat]

Honestly, it might be for the best if I left. Shouldn't have bothered to get up today.

Nobody thinks you're really going to massacre us, don't worry.

 

[Mark]

Nobody thinks you're really going to massacre us, don't worry.

…speak for yourself. I’m here for the bloodbath.

 

[Quagmire]

GW field trip to Margaritaville. Who says no?

 

[canadaguy]

Are you very excitedly saying no?

 

[MC74]

…speak for yourself. I’m here for the bloodbath.

 

[Mark]

I remember those guys… luckily they got ahead of that godawful Twilight trend.

 

[Quagmire]

Are you very excitedly saying no?

Pretty much

I'm very anti Jimmy buffet

 

[MC74]

Nobody thinks you're really going to massacre us, don't worry.

I gotta stop sending myself into depressive episodes over dumb shit. I'm awful.

I remember those guys… luckily they got ahead of that godawful Twilight trend.

I personally loved the gimmick for the time, but after they broke away from the Ministry and cut that promo.....yeah....

 

[Mark]

Pretty much

I'm very anti Jimmy buffet

I personally loved the gimmick for the time, but after they broke away from the Ministry and cut that promo.....yeah....

When they were in the midst of the brood breaking apart is about when I stopped following wrestling, so I have no clue what happened with them.

 

[Crystal]

I gotta stop sending myself into depressive episodes over dumb shit. I'm awful.

That's why you have me to remind you over and over again to lay your worries on me.

I personally loved the gimmick for the time, but after they broke away from the Ministry and cut that promo.....yeah....

It was a shame when the Brood broke up, fun little group for a while!

 

[MC74]

When they were in the midst of the brood breaking apart is about when I stopped following wrestling, so I have no clue what happened with them.

Be warned, this is cringeworthy.

 

[MC74]

That's why you have me to remind you over and over again to lay your worries on me.

Often, I wonder how you still manage to put up with my crap.

It was a shame when the Brood broke up, fun little group for a while!

It all worked out though. They had a much better run as the goofy tag team that totally reeked of awesomeness.

 

[Jon]

…speak for yourself. I’m here for the bloodbath.

You are the one that let's us into the cemetery after all.

 

[Crystal]

Often, I wonder how you still manage to put up with my crap.

Because you're usually the one doing the heavy lifting, hon. You know how often I go down my spirals. Especially with what I'm currently dealing with...you're always there for me, of course I'm going to be here for you

It all worked out though. They had a much better run as the goofy tag team that totally reeked of awesomeness.

Absolutely, they gave those with the benefit of flash photography some amazing five second poses!

...but then Gangrel was left working the indies "Fangin' and Bangin'" as he called it...

 

[MC74]

You are the one that let's us into the cemetery after all.

Wow, didn't know Mark here on GWF was actually Taker all along.

 

[Jon]

Wow, didn't know Mark here on GWF was actually Taker all along.

I like to think of him more like Sam Elliot in Ghost Rider.

 

[MC74]

Because you're usually the one doing the heavy lifting, hon. You know how often I go down my spirals. Especially with what I'm currently dealing with...you're always there for me, of course I'm going to be here for you

I'm always gonna be here for you. You're the love of my life, my reason to keep pushing forward.

Absolutely, they gave those with the benefit of flash photography some amazing five second poses!

Not to mention they had great chemistry with another heel goofball, Kurt Angle.

...but then Gangrel was left working the indies "Fangin' and Bangin'" as he called it...

Didn't help his case Vince didn't see anything in him, but to be frank, having a vampire gimmick will limit you to a certain ceiling.

 

[canadaguy]

Pretty much

I'm very anti Jimmy buffet

 

[MC74]

Oooooh, @Crystal! I know one thing we can get Mark to watch. The Perry Saturn segments from 2001! o_o

 

[Crystal]

I'm always gonna be here for you. You're the love of my life, my reason to keep pushing forward.

Not to mention they had great chemistry with another heel goofball, Kurt Angle.

Ah, the origin of the You Suck chant!

Didn't help his case Vince didn't see anything in him, but to be frank, having a vampire gimmick will limit you to a certain ceiling.

Yeah, gotta' be a woman he can exploit or a giant muscle-bound monster with long hair. Characters fell out of favour with Vince very quickly.

 

[Crystal]

Oooooh, @Crystal! I know one thing we can get Mark to watch. The Perry Saturn segments from 2001! o_o

You're welcome!

 

[MC74]

You're welcome!

The British fight dragons because they are fiery. You're welcome!

 

[Fool's Requiem]

seems kinda silly, no?

I like the relaxing vibe his music provides.

 

[MC74]

On a more serious note, since I've been chosen by the powers that be to host the event, I'm using my powers as host to invoke my creative control clause. I think it's time we bring back the e-feds.

 

[shortkut]

can I get a drink at this tavern?

 

[MC74]

can I get a drink at this tavern?

Sure, we'll just put it on Alu's tab.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

it is decided

we all hang out on Mark's lawn after we dragged Crystal kicking and screaming, and Alu pays for the booze

 

[A PineSol Scent]

I hope you all like cider and whiskey

 

[Local Hero]

Cold cider and hot whiskey?

 

[A PineSol Scent]

Cold cider and hot whiskey?

Cold cider, cold whiskey.

Hot cider, cold whiskey.

You know, drinks.

 

[Local Hero]

You know, drinks.