It's only been a few days and I already have....

[VashTheStampede]

Looks like mainly worms

8 Internal Duck Parasites You Should Be Aware Of

Discover the hidden world of internal duck parasites and learn how to protect your feathered friends from these invisible threats. Dive in now

ducksofprovidence.com

 

[Ben]

Bread kills ducks, you monsters.

 

[canadaguy]

Alright, gooseposting aside, I do think we owe fair Jamie an explanation.

You see, it started when @Quagmire had a series of strokes and posted the same meme three times (non-consecutively) to the meme thread.

Post in thread 'Memes for Ants (& Eye's Most Still Enjoyed Thread)'

Memes for Ants (& Eye’s Most Still Enjoyed Thread)

gwforums.com

Post in thread 'Memes for Ants (& Eye's Most Still Enjoyed Thread)'

Memes for Ants (& Eye’s Most Still Enjoyed Thread)

gwforums.com

Post in thread 'Memes for Ants (& Eye's Most Still Enjoyed Thread)'

Memes for Ants (& Eye’s Most Still Enjoyed Thread)

Horrible Music to Soak To

gwforums.com

This was perhaps not the first instance, nor the last, but certainly the most egregious. Following this, pioneered by @canadaguy's razor wit, whenever he posted a duplicate meme it became customary to quote him while stating "you know who else is into bread?"

Eventually I decided to add a goose reaction to speed the whole process up, but then @Ants! Gone Wild over here flew off the rails and decided it was his favorite thing since Mystic Dicky, and has goosed every post he sees since.

So that's how we got here, now becoming a goose enthusiast forum.

Well fuck me I've been quoting it wrong this whole time

 

[VashTheStampede]

Bread kills ducks, you monsters.

Worms everywhere

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ants!]

View attachment 31424

I've only clicked it 240 times? I need to step up my game!

I'm up to 335 now.

 

[Ants!]

It so was.

 

[Ben]

I'm up to 335 now.

Times masturbating in one day?

Spongy.

 

[shortkut]

Times masturbating in one day?

Spongy.

 

[Ants!]

Times masturbating in one day?

Spongy.

I would start a campfire if I rubbed it that much.

 

[shortkut]

 

[Ben]

I would start a campfire if I rubbed it that much.

I wasnt telling you to rub two dicks together over some kindling, that's just you trying to get freaky.

 

[Ants!]

I was going to go with "I would go from erection to erosion", but I couldn't find a decent gif of a mountain or canyon eroding in fact forward. I mean all it would take is for somebody to set up a time-lapse camera and leave it running for a few million years.

 

[Ants!]

I wasnt telling you to rub two dicks together over some kindling, that's just you trying to get freaky.

What shortkut and I do in our private time is none of your business.

 

[Crazy Jamie]

Alright, gooseposting aside, I do think we owe fair Jamie an explanation.

You see, it started when @Quagmire had a series of strokes and posted the same meme three times (non-consecutively) to the meme thread.

Post in thread 'Memes for Ants (& Eye's Most Still Enjoyed Thread)'

Memes for Ants (& Eye’s Most Still Enjoyed Thread)

gwforums.com

Post in thread 'Memes for Ants (& Eye's Most Still Enjoyed Thread)'

Memes for Ants (& Eye’s Most Still Enjoyed Thread)

gwforums.com

Post in thread 'Memes for Ants (& Eye's Most Still Enjoyed Thread)'

Memes for Ants (& Eye’s Most Still Enjoyed Thread)

Horrible Music to Soak To

gwforums.com

This was perhaps not the first instance, nor the last, but certainly the most egregious. Following this, pioneered by @canadaguy's razor wit, whenever he posted a duplicate meme it became customary to quote him while stating "you know who else is into bread?"

Eventually I decided to add a goose reaction to speed the whole process up, but then @Ants! Gone Wild over here flew off the rails and decided it was his favorite thing since Mystic Dicky, and has goosed every post he sees since.

So that's how we got here, now becoming a goose enthusiast forum.

Thanks. I think.

 

[dimmerwit]

I think my lore should be the new canon.

 

[Ben]

Thanks. I think.

I made no claim that more awareness of the underbelly of GWF was a good thing.

 

[Crazy Jamie]

I made no claim that more awareness of the underbelly of GWF was a good thing.

Nor would I expect you to.

 

[Ants!]

I propose that from now on, every time crazy Jamie posts, he gets as many bread reacts as possible. From now until the end of time.

 

[Mark]

I totally knew all this and wasn't just acting like I do when my kids discover some new bullshit like skibidi toilet or whatever.

"Yeah thats great guys. Enjoy your ducks."

This is generally how I approach every thread.

"Oh, you want Alu's name to be what now?"

"So, you wanna start a wolf game that has leprechauns instead of actual wolves this time? Gotcha. Coming right up."

Etc.

 

[Ants!]

This is generally how I approach every thread.

"Oh, you want Alu's name to be what now?"

"So, you wanna start a wolf game that has leprechauns instead of actual wolves this time? Gotcha. Coming right up."

Etc.

Leprechauns aren't showing up until I release my secret X-rated version of the game. They might be small, but they are really packing.

 

[Ben]

Leprechauns aren't showing up until I release my secret X-rated version of the game. They might be small, but they are really packing.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

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1	Crystal	11850	1	Like	1276
1	Crystal	11850	3	Haha	1046
3	Mark	9655	1	Like	1731
3	Mark	9655	3	Haha	1522
3	Mark	9655	8	Agree	646
4	Aluse Cannon	13774	1	Like	2122
4	Aluse Cannon	13774	3	Haha	1718
4	Aluse Cannon	13774	8	Agree	951
7	Tommy Boy	2942	1	Like	653
7	Tommy Boy	2942	3	Haha	473
7	Tommy Boy	2942	7	Hugs	210
8	Ants!	8196	3	Haha	710
8	Ants!	8196	1	Like	640
8	Ants!	8196	8	Agree	346
18	Fool's Requiem	11279	1	Like	1287
18	Fool's Requiem	11279	3	Haha	620
18	Fool's Requiem	11279	8	Agree	454
20	Cole	3773	1	Like	747
20	Cole	3773	3	Haha	360
20	Cole	3773	8	Agree	162
21	Spiner202	840	1	Like	323
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25	Raine	3975	3	Haha	836
25	Raine	3975	1	Like	648
25	Raine	3975	7	Hugs	421
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36	Boots	704	2	Love	69
36	Boots	704	7	Hugs	29
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39	The Eye in the Sky!	1248	3	Haha	151
39	The Eye in the Sky!	1248	8	Agree	110
40	VashTheStampede	15885	3	Haha	3050
40	VashTheStampede	15885	1	Like	2375
40	VashTheStampede	15885	8	Agree	996
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43	Crazy Jamie	567	8	Agree	57
43	Crazy Jamie	567	2	Love	34
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44	Fire Queen	1396	8	Agree	91
45	Zell 17	5558	1	Like	1324
45	Zell 17	5558	3	Haha	844
45	Zell 17	5558	22	Seen	382
47	Jawneh	5692	1	Like	607
47	Jawneh	5692	3	Haha	593
47	Jawneh	5692	8	Agree	191
53	Raposuh	719	3	Haha	140
53	Raposuh	719	1	Like	133
53	Raposuh	719	8	Agree	39
54	canadaguy	5899	3	Haha	824
54	canadaguy	5899	1	Like	772
54	canadaguy	5899	8	Agree	529
55	BigDaddy	828	18	Cheers!	269
55	BigDaddy	828	1	Like	189
55	BigDaddy	828	3	Haha	59
56	Nae'blis	3250	1	Like	485
56	Nae'blis	3250	3	Haha	380
56	Nae'blis	3250	26	Chef's Kiss	202
59	The Flame	948	1	Like	149
59	The Flame	948	3	Haha	91
59	The Flame	948	26	Chef's Kiss	65
62	Kat	5693	1	Like	1112
62	Kat	5693	8	Agree	576
62	Kat	5693	3	Haha	431
65	shortkut	18175	3	Haha	2073
65	shortkut	18175	1	Like	1794
65	shortkut	18175	8	Agree	797
67	Christina	4231	1	Like	499
67	Christina	4231	3	Haha	452
67	Christina	4231	22	Seen	293
82	Benzine	7142	1	Like	910
82	Benzine	7142	3	Haha	698
82	Benzine	7142	8	Agree	287
85	Ryan!	732	1	Like	98
85	Ryan!	732	3	Haha	35
85	Ryan!	732	8	Agree	16
88	Tubby23	5584	1	Like	862
88	Tubby23	5584	3	Haha	580
88	Tubby23	5584	8	Agree	380
95	Quagmire	5895	3	Haha	643
95	Quagmire	5895	1	Like	639
95	Quagmire	5895	8	Agree	245
97	Dean	1939	1	Like	347
97	Dean	1939	3	Haha	186
97	Dean	1939	7	Hugs	126
100	Ben	9963	3	Haha	1853
100	Ben	9963	1	Like	1191
100	Ben	9963	26	Chef's Kiss	1069
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101	Local Hero	6668	1	Like	565
101	Local Hero	6668	22	Seen	235
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109	Rachel	852	7	Hugs	73
109	Rachel	852	3	Haha	65
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123	Gloom-is-good	621	3	Haha	76
123	Gloom-is-good	621	7	Hugs	63
128	TD	16928	1	Like	1757
128	TD	16928	3	Haha	1545
128	TD	16928	7	Hugs	969
129	Smacktard	6472	1	Like	1078
129	Smacktard	6472	3	Haha	795
129	Smacktard	6472	8	Agree	508
157	Jon	12799	3	Haha	912
157	Jon	12799	1	Like	879
157	Jon	12799	8	Agree	608
164	Webster	1529	1	Like	213
164	Webster	1529	3	Haha	179
164	Webster	1529	7	Hugs	73
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168	GwJumpman	819	3	Haha	174
168	GwJumpman	819	26	Chef's Kiss	75
190	MrDawn	946	1	Like	74
190	MrDawn	946	3	Haha	64
190	MrDawn	946	8	Agree	34
306	dimmerwit	3880	1	Like	361
306	dimmerwit	3880	3	Haha	315
306	dimmerwit	3880	26	Chef's Kiss	175
312	rktaker	814	1	Like	122
312	rktaker	814	3	Haha	32
312	rktaker	814	8	Agree	31
314	MC74	3249	7	Hugs	355
314	MC74	3249	1	Like	288
314	MC74	3249	38	100	258
377	Dead2009	553	1	Like	56
377	Dead2009	553	18	Cheers!	15
377	Dead2009	553	3	Haha	9

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1	Crystal	11850	1	Like	2881
1	Crystal	11850	7	Hugs	1784
1	Crystal	11850	3	Haha	1588
3	Mark	9655	3	Haha	121
3	Mark	9655	26	Chef's Kiss	95
3	Mark	9655	8	Agree	87
4	Aluse Cannon	13776	18	Cheers!	362
4	Aluse Cannon	13776	1	Like	349
4	Aluse Cannon	13776	3	Haha	306
7	Tommy Boy	2942	1	Like	2270
7	Tommy Boy	2942	3	Haha	1126
7	Tommy Boy	2942	8	Agree	551
8	Ants!	8196	1	Like	1260
8	Ants!	8196	3	Haha	896
8	Ants!	8196	18	Cheers!	326
18	Fool's Requiem	11279	1	Like	991
18	Fool's Requiem	11279	3	Haha	470
18	Fool's Requiem	11279	33	They're right, you know?	351
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20	Cole	3773	3	Haha	27
20	Cole	3773	2	Love	12
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21	Spiner202	840	3	Haha	48
21	Spiner202	840	2	Love	35
25	Raine	3975	3	Haha	1604
25	Raine	3975	7	Hugs	777
25	Raine	3975	8	Agree	699
36	Boots	704	1	Like	636
36	Boots	704	3	Haha	92
36	Boots	704	7	Hugs	43
39	The Eye in the Sky!	1248	1	Like	121
39	The Eye in the Sky!	1248	3	Haha	50
39	The Eye in the Sky!	1248	38	100	18
40	VashTheStampede	15885	1	Like	4095
40	VashTheStampede	15885	3	Haha	2166
40	VashTheStampede	15885	8	Agree	1536
43	Crazy Jamie	567	1	Like	107
43	Crazy Jamie	567	3	Haha	50
43	Crazy Jamie	567	26	Chef's Kiss	15
44	Fire Queen	1396	1	Like	68
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45	Zell 17	5558	3	Haha	47
45	Zell 17	5558	2	Love	36
47	Jawneh	5692	1	Like	215
47	Jawneh	5692	26	Chef's Kiss	139
47	Jawneh	5692	33	They're right, you know?	133
53	Raposuh	719	1	Like	322
53	Raposuh	719	3	Haha	146
53	Raposuh	719	8	Agree	51
54	canadaguy	5899	8	Agree	209
54	canadaguy	5899	3	Haha	185
54	canadaguy	5899	1	Like	159
55	BigDaddy	828	1	Like	421
55	BigDaddy	828	18	Cheers!	259
55	BigDaddy	828	26	Chef's Kiss	120
56	Nae'blis	3250	3	Haha	993
56	Nae'blis	3250	26	Chef's Kiss	642
56	Nae'blis	3250	55	Golf Clap	260
59	The Flame	948	1	Like	167
59	The Flame	948	3	Haha	102
59	The Flame	948	46	Okie Dokie	46
62	Kat	5693	3	Haha	959
62	Kat	5693	8	Agree	525
62	Kat	5693	33	They're right, you know?	223
65	shortkut	18175	1	Like	1818
65	shortkut	18175	3	Haha	781
65	shortkut	18175	26	Chef's Kiss	748
67	Christina	4231	3	Haha	546
67	Christina	4231	8	Agree	262
67	Christina	4231	7	Hugs	227
82	Benzine	7142	1	Like	357
82	Benzine	7142	8	Agree	346
82	Benzine	7142	3	Haha	252
85	Ryan!	732	1	Like	56
85	Ryan!	732	3	Haha	19
85	Ryan!	732	7	Hugs	3
88	Tubby23	5584	1	Like	2132
88	Tubby23	5584	2	Love	698
88	Tubby23	5584	3	Haha	639
95	Quagmire	5895	1	Like	962
95	Quagmire	5895	3	Haha	546
95	Quagmire	5895	33	They're right, you know?	522
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97	Dean	1939	3	Haha	116
97	Dean	1939	5	Sad	48
100	Ben	9963	1	Like	888
100	Ben	9963	8	Agree	499
100	Ben	9963	33	They're right, you know?	417
101	Local Hero	6668	3	Haha	1228
101	Local Hero	6668	1	Like	640
101	Local Hero	6668	8	Agree	561
109	Rachel	852	1	Like	24
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109	Rachel	852	44	Respect	1
123	Gloom-is-good	621	3	Haha	1817
123	Gloom-is-good	621	8	Agree	1123
123	Gloom-is-good	621	1	Like	480
128	TD	16928	3	Haha	5930
128	TD	16928	1	Like	2753
128	TD	16928	8	Agree	2116
129	Smacktard	6472	1	Like	2266
129	Smacktard	6472	3	Haha	800
129	Smacktard	6472	8	Agree	492
157	Jon	12800	33	They're right, you know?	1169
157	Jon	12800	3	Haha	1036
157	Jon	12800	7	Hugs	873
164	Webster	1529	1	Like	261
164	Webster	1529	3	Haha	175
164	Webster	1529	8	Agree	82
168	GwJumpman	819	3	Haha	87
168	GwJumpman	819	1	Like	76
168	GwJumpman	819	12	Mind Blown	11
190	MrDawn	946	3	Haha	73
190	MrDawn	946	1	Like	34
190	MrDawn	946	8	Agree	24
306	dimmerwit	3881	3	Haha	229
306	dimmerwit	3881	1	Like	70
306	dimmerwit	3881	24	Hide the Pain	56
312	rktaker	814	1	Like	7
312	rktaker	814	38	100	4
312	rktaker	814	3	Haha	3
314	MC74	3249	1	Like	438
314	MC74	3249	7	Hugs	404
314	MC74	3249	8	Agree	359
377	Dead2009	553	1	Like	32
377	Dead2009	553	3	Haha	9
377	Dead2009	553	46	Okie Dokie	1

No more looking at database tables for me tonight.

Who is user #2?

 

[Ben]

Who is user #2?

No one. It was a test user that was deleted.

 

[shortkut]

No one. It was a test user that was deleted.

Number 2 was flushed?

 

[Mark]

Leprechauns aren't showing up until I release my secret X-rated version of the game. They might be small, but they are really packing.

Hear that, y'all? Gold ain't the only thing at the end of the rainbow.

Number 2 was flushed?

Deleted. Flushed. Either way, we're pro-choice around these parts.