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Ben said:
We can discern that Crystal, TD, Raine and MC74 are the most loved members.

Yourself, shortkut, Local Hero and I are clearly the funniest members.
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Ben said:
Oh, but I didn't limit that to only post reactions, so it's including ones from conversations too.

If y'all got some kind of hugging-circle going on, that's skewing the numbers.
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...Holy shit there's a lot of hugging going on behind the scenes... Not trying to unintentionally out the secret GWF hug-ring, but investigative journalism stops for no one.
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Crazy Jamie said:
Right, I'm going to be that guy. Someone explain the bread thing to me.
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Bread is made by mixing flour, water, yeast, and salt into a dough, which is then kneaded until smooth and elastic. The dough is left to rise as the yeast ferments, producing gases that make it expand. After shaping, the dough undergoes a second rise to develop texture and volume. It's then baked in an oven, where heat causes it to rise further, set in structure, and develop a crust. Once baked, the bread is cooled to finish setting and balance moisture throughout.
 
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Summer, 2059.

After years of tireless effort, Crazy Jamie finally had the opportunity to question bread itself.

Was it the yeast? The fermentation? The slackness of the dough? Jamie did not know. A lifetime searching for purpose, years drifting by in the pursuit of knowledge. Questions that had tortured him finally proffered the relief that had long evaded him. Was it even the bread to begin with? An allegory?

Jamie trembled, too overwhelmed to speak. The silence seemed to magnify the chill in the air.

Finally, a voice pierced the tension, but it was not Jamie's own.

"You wouldn't download a loaf of bread?"
 
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2121 AD

The invasion of Earth by the Bread Armada was swift. Earth was unprepared, undefended. The humans had never noticed the collective conscience of bread. Some humans, having an innate resistance to the uploading of data to the bread collective, should have noticed, but their symptoms were dismissed as "celiac disease". The presence of the General Link Up To Earth's Network (GLUTEN) remained hidden.

The resistance took decades. Slowly, the people adapted. The potential firepower of gluten-free bread was harnessed more and more effectively. The bread forces were pushed back and back, until finally the bulk withdrew and a small remnant force was cornered and surrendered.

The question many had wanted to ask their bread overlords was simple? Why? Finally, after decades of rule, a glimpse.

"Jamie. He was too close to uncovering our secrets".

What were those secrets? After years of study, a breakthrough. The secret Jamie had spent decades uncovering laid bare.

"Bread is made by mixing flour, water, yeast, and salt into a dough, which is then kneaded until smooth and elastic. The dough is left to rise as the yeast ferments, producing gases that make it expand. After shaping, the dough undergoes a second rise to develop texture and volume. It's then baked in an oven, where heat causes it to rise further, set in structure, and develop a crust. Once baked, the bread is cooled to finish setting and balance moisture throughout."
 
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Crazy Jamie said:
Right, I'm going to be that guy. Someone explain the bread thing to me.
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Alright, gooseposting aside, I do think we owe fair Jamie an explanation.

You see, it started when @Quagmire had a series of strokes and posted the same meme three times (non-consecutively) to the meme thread.

Post in thread 'Memes for Ants (& Eye's Most Still Enjoyed Thread)'

Memes for Ants (& Eye’s Most Still Enjoyed Thread)

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Memes for Ants (& Eye’s Most Still Enjoyed Thread)

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This was perhaps not the first instance, nor the last, but certainly the most egregious. Following this, pioneered by @canadaguy's razor wit, whenever he posted a duplicate meme it became customary to quote him while stating "you know who else is into bread?"

Eventually I decided to add a goose reaction to speed the whole process up, but then @Ants! Gone Wild over here flew off the rails and decided it was his favorite thing since Mystic Dicky, and has goosed every post he sees since.

So that's how we got here, now becoming a goose enthusiast forum.
 
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