If you had to punch one member of the forums in the face who would it be and why?

[Cole]

What in the world have I been summoned to?

nothing dear. just my man crush on your husband

 

[Local Hero]

I'd like Benzine to give me a massage

 

[Mark]

I'd like Benzine to give me a massage

Fellas, is it gay to *shuffles deck*

If I'm ever to have any hope of leaving Facebook long-term, I figured I would need a substitute for one of my favorite groups on there so I plagiarized the name. I would have gone with "good tips on how not to be gay", but I didn't want to risk being offensive. I know that there is already a...

gwforums.com

 

[Jon]

My butt is feeling lonely over here.

Listen, I didn't even know this thread existed until Kelley said he'd punch me and tagged me.

 

[Ants!]

A volunteer!

*presents butt*

 

[Jon]

A volunteer!

*presents butt*

 

[Ants!]

Supposed to pinch it

 

[Smacktard]

Aw dang, I knew I should've stealth-punched you

 

[Nae'blis]

Aw dang, I knew I should've stealth-punched you

Roll for stealth.

 

[Smacktard]

*Aims rushes in screaming with an axe above his head anyway*

 

[Nae'blis]

So, I was thinking... Is a dick punch when you punch someone in the dick, or when you punch someone WITH your dick?

 

[Jawneh]

*Aims rushes in screaming with an axe above his head anyway*

It counts as stealth if none is left alive to hear you.

 

[Jawneh]

So, I was thinking... Is a dick punch when you punch someone in the dick, or when you punch someone WITH your dick?

Dick punch is probably punching WITH a dick. Since punch dick is... punching a dick. Logic'd.

 

[Ants!]

Finding answers to the important questions up in here.

 

[canadaguy]

So what's a headbutt then?

 

[Ben]

So what's a headbutt then?

When the head of your penis is in a butt. Duh.

 

[canadaguy]

Where'd the penis come from?

 

[canadaguy]

That's what she said

 

[canadaguy]

 

[Ben]

Where'd the penis come from?

That's the only head?

 

[canadaguy]

 

[Ben]

 

[Ants!]

Looks like canadaguy is campaigning to be a fifth horseman.

 

[Ben]

Looks like canadaguy is campaigning to be a fifth horseman.

What the fuck is a horseman?

Bojack?

 

[canadaguy]

What the fuck is going on here

 

[Mark]

What the fuck is going on here

This is what happens when you take Saturday morning cartoons away from people.

 

[Ants!]

What the fuck is a horseman?

Bojack?

You know. Us pervs.

 

[Ants!]

What the fuck is going on here

You have a thread that attracted the attention of both Ben and I.

Also it's sounding like we're starting to corrupt you a little.

 

[Ben]

You know. Us pervs.

You mean a Hornsman, you pillock.

 

[Ben]

You have a thread that attracted the attention of both Ben and I.

I mean, this is not incorrect... Both of us independently have an innate habit of turning everything into sexy innuendo, so when localized together in the same thread that creates conditions for an autocatalytic reaction. The chuckles released from the horny innuendo produces volatile guffaws from the innuendo surface, which then continue to horny, perpetuating the process.

 

[Ants!]

Then it all comes to a head (heh heh) and we errupt like a couple of volcanoes.

 

[Ben]

Then it all comes to a head (heh heh) and we errupt like a couple of volcanoes.

Not at the same time, dude. And stop looking me in the eyes.

 

[Jon]

Aw dang, I knew I should've stealth-punched you

Alright, I'll slink on back out. Not sure when I peed in your cheerios, but I hope you at least enjoyed it!

 

[Ben]

Alright, I'll slink on back out. Not sure when I peed in your cheerios, but I hope you at least enjoyed it!

Wait are you trying to come up with legitimate grievances prior to punching someone? This isn't a courtroom (until Jamie starts busting noses.)

*Punches Jon without due process*