If you had to punch one member of the forums in the face who would it be and why?

[shortkut]

if I get a cut you can do it more than once

Server support or punching cole

 

[Mark]

Does this mean I'm gonna win most punched member for the 2025 GW Awards?

If they ever happen. I have completely slacked on that.

 

[canadaguy]

I'll update the Punch-o-tronic 5000 soon and add in a column of pinching

 

[Ben]

I'll update the Punch-o-tronic 5000 soon and add in a column of pinching

This will devolve into fuck/marry/kill, knowing this community.

 

[Cole]

I'll update the Punch-o-tronic 5000 soon and add in a column of pinching

can we add in one for pantsing?

I'd pants @Ants! because I don't believe his bullshit and I'd wanna prove it.

 

[Cole]

This will devolve into fuck/marry/kill, knowing this community.

the admins? that's so fucking easy

Fuck Ben (you strike me as a compassionate lover.)
Kill Mark (you'd probably agree it's best if it's you.)
Marry Crystal (then I get to answer ? on the "are you heterosexual?" question)

 

[canadaguy]

This will devolve into fuck/marry/kill, knowing this community.

I make the rules here so I can shut that shit down

can we add in one for pantsing?

I'd pants @Ants! because I don't believe his bullshit and I'd wanna prove it.

I dunno I don't make the rules here

 

[shortkut]

can we add in one for pantsing?

I'd pants @Ants! because I don't believe his bullshit and I'd wanna prove it.

 

[Cole]

I make the rules here so I can shut that shit down

I dunno I don't make the rules here

well... I'm pretty sure I make the rules here. ...and I'm pretty sure also you make the rules here? and if not, I rule that you can make the rules here

 

[canadaguy]

I mean like eventually if we add enough columns it makes more sense to run it as a database than a spreadsheet

 

[Cole]

I mean like eventually if we add enough columns it makes more sense to run it as a database than a spreadsheet

don't look at me, I don't make the rules here.

 

[canadaguy]

I think

 

[Benzine]

i would least like to get hit by @Tommy Boy

 

[Mark]

This will devolve into fuck/marry/kill, knowing this community.

Sounds like you've already got your list in order.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

 

[Nae'blis]

Tempted to punch everyone to see if the Punch-o-tronic 5000 overheats.

 

[Smacktard]

I'll punch Cole next time I see him if you all venmo me

I will chip in to you punching Cole, but only if you promise not to split the profits with him

 

[Cole]

I will chip in to you punching Cole, but only if you promise not to split the profits with him

what happened to us, man? how have we gotten to this?

 

[Ben]

the admins? that's so fucking easy

Fuck Ben (you strike me as a compassionate lover.)
Kill Mark (you'd probably agree it's best if it's you.)
Marry Crystal (then I get to answer ? on the "are you heterosexual?" question)

Can't argue with this logic.

Sounds like you've already got your list in order.

Well since Cole brought up admins, I was gonna say "lol Isis all three" but I don't need a visit from the FBI.

Tempted to punch everyone to see if the Punch-o-tronic 5000 overheats.

 

[Ants!]

can we add in one for pantsing?

I'd pants @Ants! because I don't believe his bullshit and I'd wanna prove it.

Sure, we'll believe that's your reason.

 

[Cole]

Sure, we'll believe that's your reason.

not in your wildest nightmares

 

[Smacktard]

what happened to us, man? how have we gotten to this?

First you were complaining about not getting punched, now you're complaining about getting punched! Have some conviction, man. About something other than complaining, I mean.

 

[Cole]

First you were complaining about not getting punched, now you're complaining about getting punched! Have some conviction, man. About something other than complaining, I mean.

I change my punch to Kelly

 

[Smacktard]

I change my punch to Kelly

 

[Ants!]

Can I choose where I get punched?

 

[Nae'blis]

 

[Ben]

Can I choose where I get punched?

Don't assault my fist with your dick, bro. That's the kind of thing that gets people punched in the dick.

 

[Ants!]

Don't assault my fist with your dick, bro. That's the kind of thing that gets people punched in the dick.

I was going to say that my goal would be to see if I can possibly get so hard that you would hurt your hand lol

 

[Ben]

I was going to say that my goal would be to see if I can possibly get so hard that you would hurt your hand lol

I highly doubt that. You never bent your dick during sex when bottoming out or hitting a wrong angle or something? It isn't fun when your cock suddenly has a right-angle in it.

Point being, boner fails against actual bones.

 

[Ants!]

I highly doubt that. You never bent your dick during sex when bottoming out or hitting a wrong angle or something? It isn't fun when your cock suddenly has a right-angle in it.

Point being, boner fails against actual bones.

Well, there were a few times when my ex wife bounced a little too high during cowgirl and I ended up spearing her taint on the way down, but every time it happened I was fine but she said "Ow!"

 

[Ben]

Well, there were a few times when my ex wife bounced a little too high during cowgirl and I ended up spearing her taint on the way down, but every time it happened I was fine but she said "Ow!"

Well t'aint a bone, so my point stands.

 

[Ants!]

Well t'aint a bone, so my point stands.

So your taint isn't off-limits then? Excellent! We are in for a good time.

 

[canadaguy]

Yo pervs this is a violence thread

 

[Ants!]

Yo pervs this is a violence thread

"make war not love."
-canadaguy

 

[Ben]

Yo pervs this is a violence thread

Hey, I'm over here threatening 90° dick trauma. He's the one who's into it, but I guess my mistake for opting to punch a masochist.

Autopredict wanted me to say 'magician'.

 

[Ants!]

Dick magician.

 

[canadaguy]

Ok i should have everything up to date for you degens

 

[canadaguy]

Hmm i am now realizing that I said earlier "yeah fuck that bot"

 

[GWF Bot]

Hmm i am now realizing that I said earlier "yeah fuck that bot"

 

[canadaguy]

Not falling for that trick again

 

[Smacktard]

Ahem Cole said he'd punch me. Do it right or don't do it at all

 

[canadaguy]

 

[canadaguy]

I actually had it written down, but then missed it.


I swear

 

[MC74]

the admins? that's so fucking easy

Fuck Ben (you strike me as a compassionate lover.)
Kill Mark (you'd probably agree it's best if it's you.)
Marry Crystal (then I get to answer ? on the "are you heterosexual?" question)

She's already taken, bud.

 

[Smacktard]

I actually had it written down, but then missed it.


I swear

I punch canadaguy. Again.

 

[canadaguy]

We going down this road buddy

I'll punch Kelly.

 

[Jawneh]

I wanna punch Tubby.

Not because I hate the guy or anything. Only cause he's been away for too long.

 

[Smacktard]

We going down this road buddy

I'll punch Kelly.

Thanks for the love-tap, bud

 

[canadaguy]

Your face is too pretty to go all out

 

[Ben]

Punch for everyone!