If you had to punch one member of the forums in the face who would it be and why?

[canadaguy]

I would pick @Benzine because he seems like a tough motherfucker who would take it like a champ.


Plus his big bushy beard would make it so my hand doesn't hurt

 

[canadaguy]

Punch-o-tronic 5000

Punchee	punches	pinches	pants	fuck	marry	kill	pay	weird dick stuff
Benzine	1 (canadaguy)
Eye	1 (Benzine)						1 (Kelly)
GWF Bot	2 (Crystal, MC74)			1 (canadaguy)
canadaguy	7 (Fool's, Quagmire, Kelly x 2, Cole x 2, Ants!)
Bandicoot	1 (shortkut)
Kelly	5 (Quagmire, MC74, canadaguy x 2, Cole)
Klown (deceased)	1 (Quagmire)
shortkut	2 (Cole, Fool's)
Cole (20 years ago)	3 (shortkut x 2, Cole)
Cole	3 (Eye, shortkut x 2)	1 (Quagmire)
Ants!	1 (Ben)		1 (Cole)					a bunch (Ben x a bunch)
I/O Error	1 (Ben)
Quagmire	1 (Cole)
Ben	1 (Gloom-is-good)			1 (Cole)				a bunch (Ants! x a bunch)
Mark					1 (Cole)
Crystal						1 (Cole)
Everyone	1 (Nae'blis)
Isis				1 (Ben)	1 (Ben)	1 (Ben)
Tubby	1 (Jawneh)
Fool's	2 (shortkut, canadaguy)
Jawneh	5 (Ants! x 4, Nae'blis)
Gamewinners.com	1 (Cole)
Nae'blis	1 (Jawneh)
dimmerwit	1 (shortkut)
Jon	1 (Kelly)

 

[Benzine]

i'm going to pretend this says have to punch instead. after much deliberation i am going with @The Eye in the Sky! because i mightn't be able to read him properly, softening the impact

 

[canadaguy]

You gots to have long arms for that

 

[Benzine]

You gots to have long arms for that

i'm 178cm, 188cm wingspan. reckon i can reach?

i have stumpy tree trunk legs. i don't even move the car seat when i take over from my shorter wife.

 

[Crystal]

@GWF Bot because they keep distracting the hamsters every hour at :02 and knocking us offline. Or me, because I flat out suck.

 

[canadaguy]

Yeah fuck that bot, it's such a narc.

And that's all of your post acknowledged.

 

[canadaguy]

i'm 178cm, 188cm wingspan. reckon i can reach?

i have stumpy tree trunk legs. i don't even move the car seat when i take over from my shorter wife.

This is how I picture you now

 

[Fool's Requiem]

 

[canadaguy]

You're bait

 

[canadaguy]

Sorry I meant your bait

 

[Fool's Requiem]

yer bait

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Also,

no u

 

[canadaguy]

Also,

no u

This counts!

 

[shortkut]

@Bandicoot because by the time he came around and realized I punched him, I’d be long gone

 

[Quagmire]

Kelly mostly because of his avatar, it just makes me want to punch the evil jugglypuff

 

[Quagmire]

Bonus punch CG when you had your weird blue puppet avatar, apparently avatars trigger me....

 

[canadaguy]

You just hated that blue guy because he told people not to put things in their mouth

 

[canadaguy]

Also yeah there's no limit on how many punches you can dole out

 

[Fool's Requiem]

the limit is how long i can go before my arms get tied







so, one punch

 

[canadaguy]

Depends which arm

 

[Crystal]

Yeah fuck that bot, it's such a narc.

Stupid narcs. Always telling on people's good deeds

And that's all of your post acknowledged.

 

[Bandicoot]

Whoops. Double post.

 

[Bandicoot]

@Bandicoot because by the time he came around and realized I punched him, I’d be long gone

How long is that, exactly?

 

[Fool's Requiem]

 

[canadaguy]

How long is that, exactly?

 

[Smacktard]

I'd punch @canadaguy because that's just what friends do in Canada

I'm a bit insulted Benzine wouldn't punch me, though. Take a cue from Quagmire, bud!

 

[MC74]

Punch Kelly, my arcade now, bitch!

Jk, my answer is actually the bot for knocking us offline.

 

[Benzine]

This is how I picture you now

View attachment 34733

yeah man my head is even that big

 

[canadaguy]

Punch Kelly, my arcade now, bitch!

Jk, my answer is actually the bot for knocking us offline.

NO TAKSIE BACKSIE

 

[canadaguy]

I'd punch @canadaguy because that's just what friends do in Canada

I'm a bit insulted Benzine wouldn't punch me, though. Take a cue from Quagmire, bud!

Awww I love you to buddy

*PUNCH*


Hahahah sucker

 

[MC74]

NO TAKSIE BACKSIE

If the e-feds were still around, I'd start a rivalry with Kelly over the arcade. o_o

 

[Smacktard]

Does this mean I'm gonna win most punched member for the 2025 GW Awards?

 

[Crystal]

If the e-feds were still around, I'd start a rivalry with Kelly over the arcade. o_o

It's CANADAMANIA, the journey to the top of Arcadia! 2025, some ice-covered tundra. Be there!

 

[Benzine]

@Tommy Boy come do violence

 

[canadaguy]

Fuckin rights bud

 

[canadaguy]

@Tommy Boy come do violence

Yeah come and become a Tommy Man

 

[Quagmire]

What about former members, even if they're dead?

 

[canadaguy]

Might be a bit messy, but I aint gonna stop you

 

[Quagmire]

Might be a bit messy, but I aint gonna stop you

Klowny has it coming

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

i'm going to pretend this says have to punch instead. after much deliberation i am going with @The Eye in the Sky! because i mightn't be able to read him properly, softening the impact

You'd also have an stealth advantage that I can't see down to normal human height well.

 

[Cole]

I think I'd punch @shortkut for fucking up my phones auto correct for the last 20 years.

 

[Cole]

also no one of you cowards saying me is the real tragedy

 

[Quagmire]

also no one of you cowards saying me is the real tragedy

Fine I'll pinch you for not playing wolf!

 

[shortkut]

also no one of you cowards saying me is the real tragedy

I’d have punched the Coleman from 20 years ago, but this one isn’t so bad

 

[Ben]

Current day? I'd punch @Ants! just because he'd probably enjoy it.

Historically in all of GW? Probably I/O Error.

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

also no one of you cowards saying me is the real tragedy

I'll punch Cole next time I see him if you all venmo me

 

[Cole]

Fine I'll pinch you for not playing wolf!

I change my answer to quagmire

 

[Cole]

I'll punch Cole next time I see him if you all venmo me

if I get a cut you can do it more than once

 

[Quagmire]

Fine I'll pinch you for not playing wolf!

Ugh auto correct, I'll stand by pinching him