Milestone Happy "this country exists" day!

[Ben]

What? That's what Yanks do with good tea, they throw it in disgusting water. Could've made a lake or a river taste wonderful, but nooooo.....

I knoooooooow but don't remind them. They're all about their Teavana bougie shit now, we have to rely on the hipsters in Boston saying "Umm actually that's artisanal tea" and stopping them from doing it.

 

[Crystal]

I knoooooooow but don't remind them. They're all about their Teavana bougie shit now, we have to rely on the hipsters in Boston saying "Umm actually that's artisanal tea" and stopping them from doing it.

Point taken. Yanks, do not throw that tea in puddles, instead take it to your nearest barista, it's gourmet!

 

[Ancle Suck]

Teavana? Nah, just to to Mem Tea and get the loose leaf stuff.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Loose tea is great and all, but teabags are so convenient and require no special equipment and no clean up.

 

[Mark]

Wanna talk about convenience?

Grab a cup.



…and watch the fancy pants lose their shit.

 

[shortkut]

Loose tea is great and all, but teabags are so convenient and require no special equipment and no clean up.

 

[Crystal]

Wanna talk about convenience?

Grab a cup.

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…and watch the fancy pants lose their shit.

...you heathen...

 

[Ben]

...you heathen...

I have no idea why we tolerate this uncouth lout.

 

[Crystal]

I have no idea why we tolerate this uncouth lout.

Because he's a teddy bear and we love him.

 

[Mark]

...you heathen...

Someone’s gotta do it.

I have no idea why we tolerate this uncouth lout.

Masochism.

Because he's a teddy bear and we love him.

…

 

[Crystal]

Someone’s gotta do it.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Wanna talk about convenience?

Grab a cup.

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…and watch the fancy pants lose their shit.

I have a gallon bottle of Arizona Sweet Tea so I can don't have to order sweet tea from restaurants.

Dip dip, potato chip.