Other Happy New Year!

[Nae'blis]

Happy New Year, you lovely fuckers! Hope 2024 will be a great one for all of us!

 

[Lee]

Happy new year

 

[TD]

Happy new year y'all.

No matter how your 2023 was - I hope 2024 is even better to you.

 

[Tubby23]

 

[Crystal]

 

[Gloom-is-good]

Just woke up from a nap, trying to figure out what to wear out tonight. I hate to say it but this might be my last year doing the whole night-out NYE thing

Anyway, however you're celebrating, be safe! Happy new year yall!

 

[Crystal]

Just woke up from a nap, trying to figure out what to wear out tonight. I hate to say it but this might be my last year doing the whole night-out NYE thing

Anyway, however you're celebrating, be safe! Happy new year yall!

Have a good night out!!

 

[Mark]

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Me.

 

[Jon]

I need a midnight climax...

But the wife doesn't like getting woken up.

 

[Crystal]

Those tickets are expired, sir. You're not free to sit on the couch.

 

[Mark]

I need a midnight climax...

But the wife doesn't like getting woken up.

Yeah, you might wanna smoke one of those then.

Those tickets are expired, sir. You're not free to sit on the couch.

You caught me not giving a shit enough to edit it.

 

[Jon]

Those tickets are expired, sir. You're not free to sit on the couch.

I guess I'll just stay in my office watching Reacher then.

 

[Jon]

Yeah, you might wanna smoke one of those then.

Shit, I don't have anything to smoke

 

[Crystal]

You caught me not giving a shit enough to edit it.

 

[Mark]

Shit, I don't have anything to smoke

Gotta get you to a legal state, man… fucking DeSantis.

 

[Jon]

Gotta get you to a legal state, man… fucking DeSantis.

Oh, there is PLENTY of places to get it. I just do not partake. Least not often.

 

[Tubby23]

I guess I'll just stay in my office watching Reacher then.

Good, good show

 

[Jon]

I never got around to watching the first season. So I'm on episode 5 right now.

 

[Tubby23]

I never got around to watching the first season. So I'm on episode 5 right now.

Thank fuck they finally got rid of Tom Cruise

 

[Jon]

I never watched any of the Tom Cruise Reacher stuff that I can recall, so I'm coming to this with fresh eyes.

 

[Tubby23]

I never watched any of the Tom Cruise Reacher stuff that I can recall, so I'm coming to this with fresh eyes.

Yeah I deliberately didn't because Tom Cruise is neither 6'6" nor 250 pounds.

 

[Jon]

Yeah I deliberately didn't because Tom Cruise is neither 6'6" nor 250 pounds.

I am taller than Tom Cruise.

 

[Ben]

I am taller than Tom Cruise.

So are most toddlers.

I'm in the same boat as you though. Wife went to bed with the kids because she was feeling bad, so I'm just sitting on the couch by myself watching 65. No booze, no weed, just me and my cat not really giving a shit about the new year.

But happy new time to you punks.

 

[Mark]

I am taller than Tom Cruise.

My 5ft girlfriend is taller than Tom Cruise. Probably.

 

[Mark]

So are most toddlers.

I'm in the same boat as you though. Wife went to bed with the kids because she was feeling bad, so I'm just sitting on the couch by myself watching 65. No booze, no weed, just me and my cat not really giving a shit about the new year.

But happy new time to you punks.

Man, hopefully everyone gets better soon so y’all ain’t starting off the new year too shitty. One day it’ll be something to laugh about… but no time soon.

 

[Tubby23]

Spoiler: Maybe too far in a weird sense of humor way

I've taken bigger shits than Tom Cruise. Actually. The doctors can't figure it out.

Too far? Not far enough I'd say. Fucking hate that weasel

 

[Ben]

Man, hopefully everyone gets better soon so y’all ain’t starting off the new year too shitty. One day it’ll be something to laugh about… but no time soon.

I appreciate the sentiment, but I'm definitely feeling apathetic about everything right now. Having to go back to work in a day and having achieved 0% of the time off I took is just demoralizing AF. Definitely regretting my choice to stop smoking, though.

2023 can suck nuts. Good riddance.

 

[Mark]

I appreciate the sentiment, but I'm definitely feeling apathetic about everything right now. Having to go back to work in a day and having achieved 0% of the time off I took is just demoralizing AF. Definitely regretting my choice to stop smoking, though.

2023 can suck nuts. Good riddance.

I’ve been there before, dude, I get it. The important thing is that it didn’t turn into anything too serious with your family and you’re still kicking well enough to be pissed at the end of the year. Everything else will sort itself out at the expense of a little patience and sanity… but you should be used to that by now.

 

[Ben]

I’ve been there before, dude, I get it. The important thing is that it didn’t turn into anything too serious with your family and you’re still kicking well enough to be pissed at the end of the year. Everything else will sort itself out at the expense of a little patience and sanity… but you should be used to that by now.

You reasonable motherfucker, being all wise and shit. How rude.

 

[Mark]

You reasonable motherfucker, being all wise and shit. How rude.

It’s the pipes, dude. What do you think all those wizards and shit are smoking?

 

[Webster]

I am taller than Tom Cruise.

*deadpans* As Gunny Hartman once opined, "Jesus, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!"

 

[Webster]

 

[Jon]

*deadpans* As Gunny Hartman once opined, "Jesus, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!"

I only smell half the time.

 

[Mark]

I'm the only one awake and now my only dilemma is - it's in 4 minutes.

Do I scare them awake or let them sleep through?

 

[Crystal]

I'm the only one awake and now my only dilemma is - it's in 4 minutes.

Do I scare them awake or let them sleep through?

Burn some toast, set off the smoke alarms and then "notice" it's time.

 

[TD]

Oh dear god.

The first one that woke up was one of the kids who thought I said "there's a nuke here" instead of "Happy New Year" and for some reason everyone believed her over me so there was panic and shouting for two minutes until I could get through to them.

Is this what it's like having me around?

It's chaos.

 

[Jon]

Happy New Years. Someone tell the dumfucks in my neighborhood that I have a toddler who doesn't go back to sleep when he's woken up so if they don't fucking cut it out with the NFL level fireworks THEY are going to be responsible for putting my kid back to sleep...

 

[Crystal]

Oh dear god.

The first one that woke up was one of the kids who thought I said "there's a nuke here" instead of "Happy New Year" and for some reason everyone believed her over me so there was panic and shouting for two minutes until I could get through to them.

Is this what it's like having me around?

It's chaos.

Happy Nuke Your!

 

[Jon]

Oh dear god.

The first one that woke up was one of the kids who thought I said "there's a nuke here" instead of "Happy New Year" and for some reason everyone believed her over me so there was panic and shouting for two minutes until I could get through to them.

Is this what it's like having me around?

It's chaos.

 

[Mark]

Oh dear god.

The first one that woke up was one of the kids who thought I said "there's a nuke here" instead of "Happy New Year" and for some reason everyone believed her over me so there was panic and shouting for two minutes until I could get through to them.

Is this what it's like having me around?

It's chaos.

…do you use threats of tactical nuclear weapons to get your kids ready for school?

Badass.

 

[Jon]

Like... fireworks are expensive... I don't know how these jobless fucks have enough money to buy THIS many fireworks.... but they need to run out soon, right? Like... Disney called and said they were jealous.

 

[TD]

Your responses. All of them. Amazing.

 

[TD]

Like... fireworks are expensive... I don't know how these jobless fucks have enough money to buy THIS many fireworks.... but they need to run out soon, right? Like... Disney called and said they were jealous.

This is why I live in the middle of nowhere.

 

[Jon]

Your responses. All of them. Amazing.

That's just cause you're high. I'm not that funny.

Also, fuck.... one of these damn things hit my pool screen and sounded like a bomb....

 

[Crystal]

That's just cause you're high. I'm not that funny.

Also, fuck.... one of these damn things hit my pool screen and sounded like a bomb....

So there are nukes?

 

[Mark]

Like... fireworks are expensive... I don't know how these jobless fucks have enough money to buy THIS many fireworks.... but they need to run out soon, right? Like... Disney called and said they were jealous.

Dude, you’ve seen those signs for fireworks going into legal states. “Buy 1, get 5 Free!” or “Get the Platinum Package upgrade with 6,000 more mortars for an extra $4.50” or whatever promo they’re running this week. Gas is more expensive than recreational explosives.

 

[Jon]

Dude, you’ve seen those signs for fireworks going into legal states. “Buy 1, get 5 Free!” or “Get the Platinum Package upgrade with 6,000 more mortars for an extra $4.50” or whatever promo they’re running this week. Gas is more expensive than recreational explosives.

Florida: Where felonies are forgiven unless you're a Democrat.

 

[Mark]

Florida: Where felonies are forgiven unless you're a Democrat.

That almost makes it sound like there’s equality and they don’t just target the black and brown democrats. Weird.

 

[Tubby23]

I don't know what the fine for setting of fireworks illegally here is but I wouldn't want to tempt our cops

 

[Mark]

I don't know what the fine for setting of fireworks illegally here is but I wouldn't want to tempt our cops

…or the firework sniffing Roos.