Birthday HAPPY BERFDAY, CHRISTINA!

[Jon]

Vash, you better make @Christina cookies (and cake) today!

 

[TD]

YOU BEAT ME TO IT!

THIS SHITPOSTING DEPT CREATION IS OUT OF CONTROL!!

 

[TD]

Happy birthday Christina!

You're my favourite person to talk cookie with.

 

[Mark]

Happy birthday, @Christina. Hopefully this means you’re allowed to post again, because @TD talking to @TD is not the kinda therapy I think his therapist recommended.

 

[VashTheStampede]

It's still Insurrection Day here.

 

[TD]

because @TD talking to @TD is not the kinda therapy I think his therapist recommended.

 

[TD]

It's still Insurrection Day here.

To my horrifying discovery some 12-13 minutes ago and I'm still recovering.

 

[Mark]

It's still Insurrection Day here.

Weird way to address the day before her birthday and start a fight right before her birthday, but, whatever.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Starting an insurrection in my own home to celebrate the occasion

 

[Mark]

Starting an insurrection in my own home to celebrate the occasion

You jumping on the couch at midnight.

 

[VashTheStampede]

I would totally rock that hat

 

[Mark]

I would totally rock that hat

I would hope more for a coked out 80’s/90’s Ultimate Warrior-type entrance, though.

 

[TD]

I would hope more for a coked out 80’s/90’s Ultimate Warrior-type entrance, though.

 

[VashTheStampede]

....and his theme music is in my head, just like that

 

[Mark]

....and his theme music is in my head, just like that

You’re welcome. I had to hear it.

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[VashTheStampede]

Any excuse to post the CRASH THE PLANE promo

 

[VashTheStampede]

Also I may be drunk and I may be "singing" the ultimate warrior music aloud

 

[Mark]

Also I may be drunk and I may be "singing" the ultimate warrior music aloud

That’s a livestream event we could blow up here.

 

[TD]

This thread is lovely.

Appropriate it's for Christina's birthday and it's not even midnight yet.

We're the people hiding at the surprise birthday party but are so loud we give it away.

 

[Mark]

Imagine the AI shit we could get @Ben to generate about that…

*HINT HINT*

 

[VashTheStampede]

Ultimate Warrior putting his feet up on Nancy Pelosi's desk

 

[Mark]

@Ben , we need @VashTheStampede dressed as the Ultimate Warrior, but with the QAnon Shaman’s headdress on, violently storming through the house singing the theme song drunk at 11:30pm while his kids sleep, @Christina bakes cookies silently off in the distance, and the kids TRY their best to sleep through yet another night of karaoke.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Could probably Google Image Search that and find it pretty easy without AI

 

[Mark]

Could probably Google Image Search that and find it pretty easy without AI

…it won’t have the same love and dedication Ben puts into it.

 

[Jon]

Fuck you all it's 12:30 here and I need to wake up early for fucking church on my day off.

 

[Crystal]

Happy almost Birthday @Christina!

 

[VashTheStampede]

That's a lot of fuck for a church post

Definitely not mormon

 

[Mark]

Fuck you all it's 12:30 here and I need to wake up early for fucking church on my day off.

Why?! We ALL know how the book ends.

 

[Jon]

Why?! We ALL know how the book ends.

Snape kills Dumbledore.

 

[Jon]

That's a lot of fuck for a church post

Definitely not mormon

Do I LOOK like Mitt Romney to you!?

 

[VashTheStampede]

Why?! We ALL know how the book ends.

It ends with "Amen"

True facts

 

[Crystal]

It ends with "Amen"

True facts

What about the awomen?!

 

[VashTheStampede]

Ultimate Warrior. The Insurrection. Church.

Sending Christina thoughts of a bunch of shit she doesn't like on this special day.

 

[TD]

Fuck you all it's 12:30 here and I need to wake up early for fucking church on my day off.

 

[Jon]

I don't even partake, but give me that shit.

Also, Christina starts with Christ.

 

[TD]

 

[VashTheStampede]

Also, Christina starts with Christ.

Man we hitting all the "Let's Annoy the FUCK out of Christina" topics

So proud

 

[Jon]

Man we hitting all the "Let's Annoy the FUCK out of Christina" topics

So proud

I should have let you start the thread, TD....

 

[Ben]

@Ben , we need @VashTheStampede dressed as the Ultimate Warrior, but with the QAnon Shaman’s headdress on, violently storming through the house singing the theme song drunk at 11:30pm while his kids sleep, @Christina bakes cookies silently off in the distance, and the kids TRY their best to sleep through yet another night of karaoke.

You assholes don't ask for much, do you..?

...Give me a few minutes...

 

[VashTheStampede]

You know what we should talk about?

Becoming vegan

 

[TD]

You know what we should talk about?

Becoming vegan

 

[Jon]

Don't use that GIF please, that's the one we have to use in our Scrums to say ELMO...

 

[TD]

I did not consider that possibility. I apologize. I will be more mindful of setting Elmo on fire.

 

[VashTheStampede]

St. Elmo's Fire is a shitty movie

 

[Mark]

Man we hitting all the "Let's Annoy the FUCK out of Christina" topics

So proud

I’ll contribute, mine has the same name… but spelled different, so I make her listen to this song because it says her name over and over and over.

You assholes don't ask for much, do you..?

...Give me a few minutes...

Look, man, we gotta give the people what they need. Not what they want.

 

[TD]

Oh shit the Dept is gathering for when the clock strikes midnight.


.....CST.

 

[Mark]

Oh shit the Dept is gathering for when the clock strikes midnight.


.....CST.

We’re up watching “My Strange Addiction”…

The one with the chick that eats toilet paper and the other chick that sleeps with a hair dryer.

What. The. Fuck.

 

[Jon]

I feel honored my avatar pic is plastered in the site's banner.

Someone should screenshot that for posterity.

 

[TD]

We’re up watching “My Strange Addiction”…

The one with the chick that eats toilet paper and the other chick that sleeps with a hair dryer.

What. The. Fuck.

....I've never seen this and now I kind of want to.

Why?