Zell Wolf GWF Zell Wolf Volume XIII Day 1

[VashTheStampede]

This man gets it.


No.

Black Widow > Wonder Woman

 

[Jon]

By some point today, I will have built a snowman that resembles a wolf.

Just ask Ben. I'm sure that's a quick one for him.

 

[Jon]

Black Widow > Wonder Woman

I can see your opinion, and raise you an I don't care about it.

 

[TD]

Black Widow > Wonder Woman

Yeah this one is easy.

...I mean, actress aside, still the case.

The actress is basically a boner.

I mean bonus.

 

[TD]

Just ask Ben. I'm sure that's a quick one for him.

I'm building the snowman.

 

[Jon]

I'm building the snowman.

You are in Canada. And it is Winter. So... have fun. Please dress warm and come back to us!

 

[TD]

Dressing warm as a Canadian is basically a hoodie and jeans.

I am impervious to the cold.

By the way, I require the following:
A hat
A lei
A bra

Thank you.

 

[Jon]

 

[TD]

One person only has the ability to provide me with one accessory.

Team work.

 

[Jon]

One person only has the ability to provide me with one accessory.

Team work.

Well shit, you didn't specify that. Have your choice then.

 

[TD]

Well shit, you didn't specify that. Have your choice then.

I cannot choose who gives me what, you must choose which of the three accessories to provide me but I do need all three.

 

[Jon]

I cannot choose who gives me what, you must choose which of the three accessories to provide me but I do need all three.

 

[TD]

Thank you for the bra Jon.

I still require a hat and a lei.

 

[Ben]

 

[A Punched Face]

This thread is going weird places maybe we should aim for wolves instead of women movie stars

 

[TD]

I will assume this is Ben providing me a lei.

Thank you Ben.

 

[Ben]

 

[TD]

This thread is going weird places maybe we should aim for wolves instead of women movie stars

We're getting there sweet suck.

 

[TD]

The snowperson is coming along nicely.

 

[VashTheStampede]

This thread is going weird places maybe we should aim for wolves instead of women movie stars

I mean, one already admitted to it so I figure why not take the scenic route?

 

[TD]

I mean, one already admitted to it so I figure why not take the scenic route?

You're just upset he wanted to murder you.

 

[VashTheStampede]

You're just upset he wanted to murder you.

Omg I didn't even notice that

 

[TD]

Omg I didn't even notice that

We could always just give him a splashy splash.

 

[A Punched Face]

Definitely wasn't nice. Nary a 6 nor a 9 was killed.

Who doesn't like being nice.

 

[TD]

Definitely wasn't nice. Nary a 6 nor a 9 was killed.

Who doesn't like being nice.

I mean - we haven't even talked about the fact Cupid might exist again either.

 

[TD]

Wildcard Role:
Fool/Headhunter/Werewolf Fan/CUPID

Right there.

Big capital bold letters.

Good luck.

 

[Jawneh]

TD and Raine return to wolf.

Cupid is reinstated.

????????

Fuck!

I don't want to worry if one of the other wolves is coupled. At least last time I died before it all came crashing down.

 

[TD]

TD and Raine return to wolf.

Cupid is reinstated.

????????

Fuck!

 

[TD]

Snowman built
Bra
Hat
Lei

 

[Jawneh]

 

[VashTheStampede]

TD and Raine return to wolf.

Cupid is reinstated.

????????

Wolf struggling back to its feet, ready for another battle.

Zell: Omae wa mou shindeiru.

 

[TD]

Judges, does a crown qualify as a hat?

 

[TD]

Wolf struggling back to its feet, ready for another battle.

Zell: Omae wa mou shindeiru.

We were adequately warned.

 

[TD]

Besides, maybe I'm Cupid.

Maybe I'm in love.

Maybe Cupid doesn't exist.

Maybe I'm just trying to finish my snowperson and expose the first wolf.

 

[Jawneh]

Hat goes on head.

Crown goes on head.

Crown = Hat

Even a cat can be a hat if put upon the head of a twat.

 

[TD]

Okay well then.

Last night I learned the identity of a wolf.

However, I am committed to building a snowman.

Now that I have the proper accessories...

Here is your first wolf:

 

[Jawneh]

I'm 100% committed to not relinquishing the identities of my fellow wolves. Any similarities between the above photograph and my compatriot is merely coincidental and an act of confusion and heresy.

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[TD]

Not wolves: Jon, Ben, Jawneh

 

[VashTheStampede]

Jawneh is a GODDAMN liar

 

[Jawneh]

A wolf would never lie!

Unless directly asked if they're a wolf. It's a contract you got to sign. We all know this.

 

[TD]

Also now that I've dropped the knowledge bomb on you it's time to pull out an old play.

I'm off to go shower and grocery shop.

Kill the snowperson.

 

[shortkut]

I stopped skimming after I saw @Jawneh post.

Pretending to be wolf while being wolf is a good cover

voting @Jawneh

 

[Ben]

 

[Tommy Boy]

I'm waiting to hear from my trustworthy informants @Fool's Requiem and @GwJumpman to see if they have any news

 

[TD]

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[TD]

I'm waiting to hear from my trustworthy informants @Fool's Requiem and @GwJumpman to see if they have any news

Well one is already dead, Tommy.

 

[Tommy Boy]

......oh shit

 

[Tommy Boy]

@Local Hero You've been bad the last 7 games, can we count on you to finally be good this game?

Also not for nothing but there's a potential fuckin cupid in this game.

 

[Jawneh]

Tommy, we went over this already. Didn't you see the big message from last night?