Zell Wolf GWF Zell Wolf Version X: "I wanna be a blitzball" Day 1

[VashTheStampede]

 

[Jon]

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LITTLE DID HE KNOW

Yeah, because NO ONE KNOWS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE MUTED 3 DAYS IN A ROW!

And now my OCD has to suffer for all eternity.

 

[Local Hero]

Yeah, because NO ONE KNOWS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE MUTED 3 DAYS IN A ROW!

And now my OCD has to suffer for all eternity.

At least you can use punctuation again

 

[VashTheStampede]

I made so many memes, guys

It's like DMing a D&D campaign and the party immediately goes off the rails and the HOURS of prep work you put in turns into a 6 hour improv session

not that that ever happened to me before or anything

 

[TD]

This was therapeutic to cleansing that Cupid PTSD.

It's way better playing fast and loose.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Also I had no idea threadbanning was an ACTUAL THING until I started faking it and asked Zell questions.

I thought it was more a state of mind, I guess

 

[Jon]

At least you can use punctuation again

 

[Jon]

Also I had no idea threadbanning was an ACTUAL THING until I started faking it and asked Zell questions.

I thought it was more a state of mind, I guess

>.>

No. It's very real. <.<

 

[Aluse Cannon]

I know that @Tommy Boy was late and didn't get to change his vote in time, but why did @Fool's Requiem not switch to Benzine? If both of them did it would have been a tie, and for Fool it wouldn't have mattered who was lynched anyway so why not go with it?

 

[Local Hero]

This was therapeutic to cleansing that Cupid PTSD.

It's way better playing fast and loose.

I will never not lynch day 1 again

 

[Christina]

I would like a formal apology from all you who accused me of murder via cookie! I would never kill somebody with a cookie. That is what cake is for.

 

[Smacktard]

Kelly flagging reflecting a kill onto shortkut lmao

Also dancing for kills Day 1 with the dumbest role claim but no one bit lmao

 

[VashTheStampede]

I know that @Tommy Boy was late and didn't get to change his vote in time, but why did @Fool's Requiem not switch to Benzine? If both of them did it would have been a tie, and for Fool it wouldn't have mattered who was lynched anyway so why not go with it?

Maybe he thought the day ended 15 minutes later

It could happen to anyone

 

[Aluse Cannon]

>.>

No. It's very real. <.<

Imagine what it's like being told you're "thread banned" but can't actually be thread banned so you need to just sit there and resist the urge to post and scream along.

 

[TD]

I will never not lynch day 1 again

 

[Jawneh]

Moral of the story: just vote Benzine next time

 

[Jon]

Imagine what it's like being told you're "thread banned" but can't actually be thread banned so you need to just sit there and resist the urge to post and scream along.

Sounds like a first world problem to me.

 

[TD]

I know that @Tommy Boy was late and didn't get to change his vote in time, but why did @Fool's Requiem not switch to Benzine? If both of them did it would have been a tie, and for Fool it wouldn't have mattered who was lynched anyway so why not go with it?

Maybe he was worried about a tie and no one dying?

 

[Tommy Boy]

I know that @Tommy Boy was late and didn't get to change his vote in time, but why did @Fool's Requiem not switch to Benzine? If both of them did it would have been a tie, and for Fool it wouldn't have mattered who was lynched anyway so why not go with it?

I was able to make it in time.

 

[Smacktard]

On the plus side of this whole affair, Jawneh didn't succeed in getting Benzine lynched Day 1, so that's a nice bonus. Kind of makes it all worth it.

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[Aluse Cannon]

I was able to make it in time.

Oh, then Zell didn't update his table?

 

[Local Hero]

Moral of the story: just vote Benzine next time

I usually do. Thank you for the course correction.

 

[Jawneh]

On the plus side of this whole affair, Jawneh didn't succeed in getting Benzine lynched Day 1, so that's a nice bonus. Kind of makes it all worth it.

Next time I get gunner, I'll just blast you as soon as the game starts.

Make it happen Zell.

 

[Tommy Boy]

Oh, then Zell didn't update his table?

Nope, I voted for Kelly after switching off Jumpman. I was annoyed shit happened after people went to bed. I thought we had a plan and woke up to three pages. Then an instant game over. Didn't matter either way.

 

[Aluse Cannon]

So does TD win MVP despite being able to win by not doing a damn thing?

 

[Local Hero]

Oh, then Zell didn't update his table?

 

[Aluse Cannon]

That was an actual question and not a sassy remark to Tommy.

 

[Local Hero]

That was an actual question and not a sassy remark to Tommy.

I was joking we should not count this game and start over lol

 

[TD]

So does TD win MVP despite being able to win by not doing a damn thing?

Nah.

I would appreciate a Flawless Victory for Day 1 though.

 

[Jawneh]

Oh BTW, when @Raine appeared and let us know how horrible the koolaid she drank tasted like, i was soooo close just killing her then and there after voting for me lol.

 

[Jon]

So does TD win MVP despite being able to win by not doing a damn thing?

I think I should getting for being the only one that didn't completely fuck things up this game.

For a change.

 

[TD]

Oh BTW, when @Raine appeared and let us know how horrible the koolaid she drank tasted like, i was soooo close just killing her then and there after voting for me lol.

I was so worried you were gonna shoot me.

 

[Jawneh]

I was so worried you were gonna shoot me.

Honestly, you weren't quite high enough on the sus to be shot yet. I did single out Local and Dean, but the rest were completely gone on me.

 

[Aluse Cannon]

I think I should getting for being the only one that didn't completely fuck things up this game.

For a change.

I'd say Raine didn't either.

"Don't blame me, I'm dead!"

 

[Jon]

I'd say Raine didn't either.

"Don't blame me, I'm dead!"

She had her rez on TD.

 

[Jawneh]

Technically thanks to the rez we should just continue the game after night 2.

 

[TD]

She had her rez on TD.

The Fool lives.
The Fool dies.
It's all the same.

 

[Jon]

The Fool lives.
The Fool dies.
It's all the same.

Schrodinger's Fool

 

[Aluse Cannon]

She had her rez on TD.

Wouldn't have mattered though. If TD got killed by any other means he'd be revealed and outed.

 

[Local Hero]

If a fool gets lynched in the town, but no one is around to witness it, did he really die?

 

[VashTheStampede]

Technically he didn't get lynched by the town

 

[TD]

Wouldn't have mattered though. If TD got killed by any other means he'd be revealed and outed.

Jawneh shoots TD
TD was The Fool
Day 2 starts
TD is resurrected
Damn it Raine

 

[VashTheStampede]

Wolfie Derp

 

[Aluse Cannon]

Jawneh shoots TD
TD was The Fool
Day 2 starts
TD is resurrected
Damn it Raine

Better than reviving someone who can kill the town lol

 

[shortkut]

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(I mean, yeah but damn)

I didn’t think you could hold back from posting

 

[TD]

Wolfie Derp

I'd say the town contributed.

 

[shortkut]

Kelly flagging reflecting a kill onto shortkut lmao

@Zell 17 as tough guy, what would have happened to me?

 

[VashTheStampede]

I didn’t think you could hold back from posting

And all those opportunities for poop jokes... gone like tears in rain

 

[shortkut]

This was therapeutic to cleansing that Cupid PTSD.

It's way better playing fast and loose.

That’s how I always play now