GWF Quiplash Game 1

[canadaguy]

Let's go and see how this works out. I am going to send out 2 prompts to each player via PM, and they will send their responses back to me.

After 24 hours, or once all responses are in, I will post all the prompts and quips in this thread. Players will vote via PM their favorite for each response, and points will be given based on votes. Shutting out your opponent will result in bonus points being awarded.

Generally the game consists of three rounds. The first two are normal prompts, and the final round is a special type of prompt. We will see how round 1 proceeds and decide what to do with the future rounds.

@shortkut
@Benzine
@Dean
@VashTheStampede
@Tubby23
@Jon
@Local Hero
@Smacktard
@Tommy Boy

 

[canadaguy]

Apparently this thread was locked. Apologies.

All responses have been received, so now it is time to vote. For each prompt, message me which you think is the best response.

24 hours or once all votes are in.

 

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[canadaguy]

Please note: voting on your own prompt is not counted

 

[Smacktard]

@canadaguy might be easier to enact an emoji voting system

"Thumps up for #1, laughing emoji for #2" -- something like that

 

[Jon]

@canadaguy might be easier to enact an emoji voting system

"Thumps up for #1, laughing emoji for #2" -- something like that

Typically the votes are secret until they are tallied. Then you see what everyone voted for.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Very glad I didn't bring a ham sandwich to work for lunch today

 

[shortkut]

Very glad I didn't bring a ham sandwich to work for lunch today

As long as it wasn’t moist, you could still use it for underwear

 

[canadaguy]

@canadaguy might be easier to enact an emoji voting system

"Thumps up for #1, laughing emoji for #2" -- something like that

I appreciate the idea. As Jon said, traditionally votes are secret and then presented who won and who voted whom. Will see how this goes and then maybe in the next try a different way.

Just waiting on one more player, and then I will give the scores. Will try to get a new set of prompts out tonight, but then with Christmas probably give extra time to get your responses in.

 

[canadaguy]

I was going to update everything last night, but well Christmas stuff.

Anyways, here we go. Who gave which response, who voted for whom, and most importantly POINTS!


In 2050 scientists will discover a new fuel source, liquid ______

Tubby: Smegma (Local, Vash, Jon, Smacktard) 667 points

shortkut: Hopes and dreams (Benzine, Dean) 333 points


An old-fashioned curse word that nobody uses anymore

Smacktard: Consarn it! (Tubby, shorktut) 333 points

Local Hero: I bite my thumb at you! (Benzine, Dean, Vash, Jon) 667 points


The worst material for underwear to be made out of

Tommy Boy: Moist ham sandwiches (Benzine, Local, Tubby, shortkut) 571 points

Jon: Sandpaper Skivvies! The undies do the scratchin' so you don't have stickin' sackin'! (Dean, Vash, Smacktard) 429 points


A weird nickname for shortkut

Jon: NanoNip! (Benzine, Vash) 333 points

Smacktard: Sir Reads-a-little (Dean, Local, Tubby, shorkut) 667 points


The best way to look productive at work without actually working

Local Hero: Share you screen while you're in a fake Teams meeting. You activity will show as presenting and it'll never show "away" or "inactive." (Benzine, Dean, Vash, Jon, Smacktard, shortkut) 857 points

Tommy Boy: Prepare moist ham sandwiches in the office kitchen (Tubby) 143 points


The worst thing to be inscribed on a welcome mat

shortkut: Trump 2024 (Benzine, Local, Vash, Tubby) 667 points

Dean: Clothes and morals are both optional (333 points)


The title to the sequel to Green Eggs and Ham

Vash: Soylent Green Eggs and Curiously Tasty Ham (Local, shortkut) 400 points

Tubby: Blue Waffles and Cheese (Benzine, Jon, Smacktard) 600 points


This summer's hottest new beach toy, the inflatable ________

Dean: Walmart Greeter who doubles as a self checkout double checker (Vash,Smacktard, shortkut) 500 points

Benzine: Gaming den (Local, Tubby, Jon) 500 points


Hitler's last words

Benzine: I am the loudmouth. (Local, Tubby, Smacktard) 500 points

Vash: ööpsïschottmë (Dean, shortkut, Jon) 500 points

 

[canadaguy]

Standings after Round 1

Player	Score
Local Hero	1524
Tubby	1267
Smacktard	1000
shortkut	1000
Benzine	1000
VashTheStampede	900
Dean	833
Jon	762
Tommy Boy	714

Round 2 prompts should be out now. Points are also doubled for this round!

 

[Local Hero]

I do not deserve points for my god awful Teams call advice

 

[canadaguy]

That's the nature of the game.

The crowd has spoken

 

[Benzine]

I do not deserve points for my god awful Teams call advice

i voted for you and agree

 

[canadaguy]

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[canadaguy]

Please send me your votes for best responses

 

[canadaguy]

Round 2 Results

The worst thing to say during an autopsy

Vash: We've got a pulse! (Jon, Local, Tommy Boy, shortkut) 1333 points

Smacktard: Hey! This corpse is giving away free watches!... Oh, wait, that's yours? (Benzine, Tubby) 667 points

Something a vampire would write on their Tinder profile

Dean: Tall, handsome, and insatiable (Jon, Benzine) 571 points

Vash: Just a neck romancer looking for his necromancer (Smacktard, Tubby, Local, Tommy Boy, shortkut) 1429 points

The most embarrassing place to run into your boss outside of work

shortkut: Private room at a stripclub (Smacktard, Vash, Benzine, Tubby, Local, Tommy Boy) 2000 points + 1000 bonus points for a shutout

Jon: The urinal at the Grateful Dead concert 0 points

After the success of the McRib, McDonalds will introduce a new body part themed sandwich the Mc_______

Tommy Boy: Collar, 2 for a dollar (no sauce included) (shortkut) 333 points

Benzine: McMiddle Finger (Smacktard, Jon, Vash, Tubby, Local) 1667 points

The name of Dean's childhood imaginary friend

Tubby: Nead (Jon, Benzine, Tommy Boy, shortkut) 1333 points

Local: Mom and Dad (I'm sorry Dean) (Smacktard, Vash) 667 points

A new fashionable upgrade to horseshoes

Local: Horseshoe crab shells (Vash) 286 points

Dean: Horse Crocs (not Horse Cocks) (Smacktard, Jon, Benzine, Tubby, Tommy Boy, shortkut) 1714 points

An original theme for an escape room

Jon: The Great Porta-Potty Escape (Smacktard, Benzine, Tubby, Local, shortkut) 1667 points

Tommy Boy: Everything is made of one-ply toilet paper, and there is a tiny leak in the corner (Vash) 333 points

The song choice that got you kicked out of karaoke night

Benzine: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (Vash, Tommy Boy) 667 points

Tubby: I'm Too Sexy (including full strip tease) (Smacktard, Jon, Local, shortkut) 1333 points

Death by _____ is uncommon, except in Florida

Smacktard: getting run over by a golf cart decorated with Christmas lights (Vash, Benzine, Local, Tommy Boy) 1333 points

shortkut: Idiocy (Jon, Tubby) 667 points

 

[Jon]

Ouch, owned by shortkut... I liked that one too

 

[canadaguy]

Standings after Round 2

Player	Score
shortkut	4667
Tubby	3993
Vash	3662
Benzine	3333
Dean	3119
Smacktard	3000
Local	2476
Jon	2429
Tommy Boy	1381

 

[canadaguy]

Prepping the final round, hopefully up soon.

 

[canadaguy]

Final Round

Everyone will complete the same prompt. Once all responses are collected, you will vote your for your top 3, and we will determine a winner

Complete the comic:

 

[Smacktard]

Vash: We've got a pulse! (Jon, Local, Tommy Boy, shortkut) 1333 points

Smacktard: Hey! This corpse is giving away free watches!... Oh, wait, that's yours? (Benzine, Tubby) 667 points

Was counting on the person I was paired with to use, "Has anyone seen my watch around here?" or something similar as a line

 

[shortkut]

The red thing’s connected to my wristwatch

 

[Tommy Boy]

Final Round

Everyone will complete the same prompt. Once all responses are collected, you will vote your for your top 3, and we will determine a winner

Complete the comic:

View attachment 5446

 

[Local Hero]

 

[canadaguy]

Please let me know your #1, #2 and #3 best responses

Points will be awarded based on these ranks, with #1 ranks being worth the most.

And then a winner will be crowned!

Responses:

#1
Let me put it this way: it involves Cupid… and neither Vash nor TD want to talk about it anymore


#2
He crashed some dog's Bark Mitzvah, got high on CBD infused doggie peanut butter, and married the dog's 53 year old owner. Now they're honeymooning in Barkbados


#3
He made Cole's cheeks clap


#4
He put the pussy on the chain wax


#5
He lied in a wolf game without developing an ulcer.


#6
Considering that the age of adulthood in the state of New York is 18, it stands to reason that he became Tommy Man (or Thomas Man) upon his 18th birthday. Belated happy birthday to Thomas.


#7
Nimrod


#8
It is a very good coming of age story: He finally grew a hair on his chin, so he requested a name change.


#9
He coupled a wolf and a townie and destroyed the space-time continuum.

 

[TD]

Do audiences get a vote like modern Jackbox games or is this kicking it old school?

 

[shortkut]

Do audiences get a vote like modern Jackbox games or is this kicking it old school?

@canadaguy maybe for the last round audience can vote?

 

[TD]

Also for you badge sluts out there, the winner should get something like this.

 

[canadaguy]

Okay folks, here it is the final tally

shortkut: Let me put it this way: it involves Cupid… and neither Vash nor TD want to talk about it anymore 1 bronze (Vash) 500 points

Dean: He crashed some dog's Bark Mitzvah, got high on CBD infused doggie peanut butter, and married the dog's 53 year old owner. Now they're honeymooning in Barkbados 2 gold (Jon, Tubby) 1 silver (Tommy Boy) 3500 points

Tubby: He made Cole's cheeks clap 1 bronze (Local) 500 points

Tommy Boy: He put the pussy on the chain wax 1 silver (Vash) 1 bronze (Tubby) 1500 points

Local: He lied in a wolf game without developing an ulcer. 2 gold (Benzine, Tommy Boy) 1 bronze (Jon) 3000 points

Vash: Considering that the age of adulthood in the state of New York is 18, it stands to reason that he became Tommy Man (or Thomas Man) upon his 18th birthday. Belated happy birthday to Thomas. 3 silver (Jon, Tubby, Local) 1 bronze (Tommy Boy) 2500 points

Benzine: Nimrod 2 golds (Vash, Smacktard) 2000 points

Smacktard: It is a very good coming of age story: He finally grew a hair on his chin, so he requested a name change. 1 silver (Benzine) 1000 points

Jon: He coupled a wolf and a townie and destroyed the space-time continuum. 1 gold (Local) 1 bronze (Benzine)

 

[Benzine]

you guys are crazy, mine is by far the best haha.

 

[canadaguy]

Player	Final Points
Dean	6619
Vash	6162
Benzine	5833
Local	5476
shortkut	5167
Tubby	4433
Jon	4429
Smacktard	4000
Tommy Boy	2881

Our winner is @Dean!

 

[Benzine]

(sorry Tommy)

 

[canadaguy]

Ok so, now is the part where you tell me if this whole thing sucked or was okay.