Fellas, is it gay to *shuffles deck*

[canadaguy]

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I will take anything the super coochie scouter says as gospel

 

[Ben]

Maybe yall are just fuckin pussies

 

[Ants!]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

who uses "commie" in the 21st century?

 

[shortkut]

who uses "commie" in the 21st century?

 

[canadaguy]

I mean commie and woke are interchangeable for "thing I don't like" coming from the right

 

[Crystal]

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Come on, Jeff, you can do better than that. Mentally ill? Commie? Weak sauce. Then again, with a name like that, if he were trans, he should get his bitch ass back in the Kitchin'.

 

[Ants!]

My mechanic said I needed a transmission so I knocked him out and drove my shakey car somewhere else, but not before I leaned out the window and said screw you and all that woke stuff, I aint going to transition for nobody!

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

 

[Ben]

@Jawneh what the fuck dude you didn't remind me to shave my scrotum!

 

[Nae'blis]

 

[Jawneh]

Well fuck.

I guess I'll venmo you $200... sigh.

 

[Nae'blis]

Well fuck.

I guess I'll venmo you $200... sigh.

Or offer to shave his balls

 

[shortkut]

@Jawneh what the fuck dude you didn't remind me to shave my scrotum!

Get a quick waxing

 

[Ben]

Well fuck.

I guess I'll venmo you $200... sigh.

It's cool, I remembered to do it myself.

But I did get surprised with "yo you've got a $719.80 deductible still" on my way here. So, not free, but not terrible.

Waiting on the doc now.

 

[Ants!]

Jawneh why did you stop thinking about Bens ball sack?

 

[Ants!]

This one will never not be funny to me.

 

[Ben]

Ow

 

[Nae'blis]

 

[Jawneh]

It's cool, I remembered to do it myself.

But I did get surprised with "yo you've got a $719.80 deductible still" on my way here. So, not free, but not terrible.

Waiting on the doc now.

Oh dang. I think mine was.... free? I should probably check my portal to see if I have an outstanding bill.

Jawneh why did you stop thinking about Bens ball sack?

I forgot what day I was supposed to remind him and never came back to check. It was already two pages deep, so basically buried.

 

[Ben]

Oh dang. I think mine was.... free? I should probably check my portal to see if I have an outstanding bill.

It would have been if I'd met my deductible for the year already. But I only had like $30 towards it already. So I had to basically pay the whole deductible but they covered the rest.

I forgot what day I was supposed to remind him and never came back to check. It was already two pages deep, so basically buried.

You really dropped the ball.

 

[shortkut]

You really dropped the ball.

If he was holding it, he would have known it needed to be shaved

 

[Mark]

Ow

I'm still a chicken shit. Y'all aren't gonna give me the courage to get the snip.

 

[Ben]

I'm still a chicken shit. Y'all aren't gonna give me the courage to get the snip.

I would summarize it as feeling exactly like getting kicked in one nut, and knowing 5 minutes later you're going to get kicked on the other side.

Even for me, who has a fucked up pain response, that sucked.

But it was still only like 10 minutes of real discomfort. It hasn't been too bad since, but I had one doc tell me no ibuprofen at all and another say to rotate, so I've only been using Tylenol for pain.

I'm still glad I did it.

 

[Jawneh]

I would summarize it as feeling exactly like getting kicked in one nut, and knowing 5 minutes later you're going to get kicked on the other side.

Even for me, who has a fucked up pain response, that sucked.

But it was still only like 10 minutes of real discomfort. It hasn't been too bad since, but I had one doc tell me no ibuprofen at all and another say to rotate, so I've only been using Tylenol for pain.

I'm still glad I did it.

I was told Tylenol for day of. Mainly since ibuprofen has some blood thinning stuff in it. The ice really is the #1 for easing pain.

The only part that sucked for me was the prick into the tube when he filled it up with goop. And as he advertised, the other side felt worse. Happens every time no matter who it is or whichever side you start. Weird. But it was all manageable. Not really worse than getting stabbed at the dentist.

 

[Ben]

I was told Tylenol for day of. Mainly since ibuprofen has some blood thinning stuff in it. The ice really is the #1 for easing pain.

The only part that sucked for me was the prick into the tube when he filled it up with goop. And as he advertised, the other side felt worse. Happens every time no matter who it is or whichever side you start. Weird. But it was all manageable. Not really worse than getting stabbed at the dentist.

Weird. I barely felt the needle and incision at all. I felt all of him tugging the tubes. But he warned me it was going to feel like a kick in the nuts so I wonder if it was his technique.

 

[Jawneh]

Weird. I barely felt the needle and incision at all. I felt all of him tugging the tubes. But he warned me it was going to feel like a kick in the nuts so I wonder if it was his technique.

Idk. The initial needle is barely felt, but then he had to poke it deeper into two spots and the last stab was the one I really felt. The rest of it i didnt feel. Some tugging yeah, but that wasn't painful.

 

[Nae'blis]

Sounds pretty gay having some dude tug your balls

 

[Mark]

I would summarize it as feeling exactly like getting kicked in one nut, and knowing 5 minutes later you're going to get kicked on the other side.

Even for me, who has a fucked up pain response, that sucked.

But it was still only like 10 minutes of real discomfort. It hasn't been too bad since, but I had one doc tell me no ibuprofen at all and another say to rotate, so I've only been using Tylenol for pain.

I'm still glad I did it.

I have a pretty high pain tolerance for everything but getting kicked in the nuts. I'll gladly get stabbed again over even a light ball-tap.

Sounds pretty gay having some dude tug your balls

Well, we're in the right thread.

 

[canadaguy]

I'd say it's gayer being the tugger than the tuggee

 

[Mark]

I'd say it's gayer being the tugger than the tuggee

Tugging on balls so other men can't get women pregnant? Gay. As. Fuck.

 

[Ants!]

I imagine before getting started you loom down and he's blowing you and you're like "um....is this part of the procedure?"

 

[canadaguy]

 

[Ben]

I imagine before getting started you loom down and he's blowing you and you're like "um....is this part of the procedure?"

It feels so uncomfortable because the doc has to chew a little to bite through your vas deference.

 

[Jawneh]

It feels so uncomfortable because the doc has to chew a little to bite through your vas deference.

I thought that was still fine, since he's a medical professional.

What I didn't like was when he licked the incisions thoroughly after suturing them up.

 

[Ants!]

I told him he should at least take me out to dinner first.

 

[Ben]

I told him he should at least take me out to dinner first.

What, they didn't do it at the restaurant under the table? Lame.

 

[Ants!]

What, they didn't do it at the restaurant under the table? Lame.

Suddenly, I imagine the scene with lady and the tramp except instead of a spaghetti noodle it's one of your tubes.

 

[Jawneh]

Suddenly, I imagine the scene with lady and the tramp except instead of a spaghetti noodle it's one of your tubes.

There were two doctors sucking on my tubes?! Where did the other one come from?

 

[Ants!]

There were two doctors sucking on my tubes?! Where did the other one come from?

That one wasn't a doctor, it was your kid from the future, who hadn't been conceived yet who came back to say "daddy don't do it!" But Mommy was from Alabama and when he saw your package, he just couldn't help himself.

 

[Ben]

Suddenly, I imagine the scene with lady and the tramp except instead of a spaghetti noodle it's one of your tubes.

There were two doctors sucking on my tubes?! Where did the other one come from?

Yours didn't have an assistant?

A black lady tucked my cock to bed in the blue surgical towels.

 

[Jawneh]

Yours didn't have an assistant?

A black lady tucked my cock to bed in the blue surgical towels.

I did, but she left after telling me to strip down. Like, what a tease.

 

[Ants!]