You mean aside from meme options like "do a barrel roll", "A dike? Oh no!" and "Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese and a large soda"???
"What kind of fucking animal do you take me for? No, I didn't kill him... but I did kidnap his wife!" - Trevor from GTA 5
"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" - Cave Johnson from Portal 2.
Also one I've been thinking of recently - "War is where the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other." - Niko from GTA 4.